| John West | Friday, April 1, 2016 - 07:30 pm 
BRNN Special Report
President West made the announcement this morning, "In the interests of maintaining world peace, we must lead by example and dismantle and destroy our strategic arsenal, as well we encourage all other responsible nations to do the same. Our strategic submarines will be reconfigured to launch peace balloons, stuffed animals, food packages, and similar objects that will deliver peace-related aerial messages. Our silos will be renovated into self-sustaining free luxury apartments for the jobless and homeless, to include solar power generation, greenhouses and offices for organizations that are focused on preserving ecosystems. Additionally all nuclear power plants will be converted into biofuel plants, harvesting energy from wood, used vegetable oils, cattle poop, and various other natural sources. Carbon dioxide emissions from these power plants will be captured and jettisoned to outer space, beginning the first steps toward building a galactic atmosphere, so that perhaps someday in the future refugees could eventually more affordably travel between planets via airplanes rather than shuttles. Have a peaceful day."
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| Michael | Saturday, May 7, 2016 - 11:25 pm
Good luck with that on the war world. Lol ! |
| Zentrino | Tuesday, May 10, 2016 - 07:57 pm
If you need to get rid of your weapons, Nevrondona Prime would happily dispose of them for you. Just send me a message and we will make the arrangements for transfer. |
| John West | Tuesday, May 17, 2016 - 11:08 am
. . . .April Fools ! ! |
| Michael | Tuesday, May 17, 2016 - 10:59 pm
Ahh! I did not see the date. I should have known better. Looks like you got everyone there John. Lol. |
| Roving EYE | Wednesday, May 18, 2016 - 01:06 am
here listen up best thing peeps can do is disarm , even more so if your on fearless blue!
anyone who is above war level 3 and disarms all their military wont be a target
our anger knows no bounds |
