| Monday, December 8, 2008 - 02:41 am |
So I was minding my own business (writing porn), doing my usual tasks (watching others work) and enjoying myself the usual way (hurling monkey poo at pheasants) until I got this message...
Subject: Fwd: Aircraft Carier
Get your Aircraft Carier away from my country
Well, faced with this challenge, I did the only thing I could do... I replied:
Move your country away from my Aircraft Carrier.
"Obviously", what followed was:
Subject: Re: Re: Fwd: Aircraft Carier
Message: Thats funny just move it man no need for anger.
I'm a very angry man. Feed me the whales or face my angryness!
| Monday, December 8, 2008 - 02:48 am |
It's UC scumbag disease, the whole planet is infected.
| Monday, December 8, 2008 - 05:41 am |
You should write monkey porn and cut out the middle man.
| Monday, December 8, 2008 - 06:08 am |
whales on the way lg.
| Tuesday, December 9, 2008 - 04:56 am |
| Tuesday, December 9, 2008 - 05:30 am |
hahaha thats hilarious
| Tuesday, December 9, 2008 - 12:54 pm |
Is that why you ran with your tail between your legs like a whipped dog?
| Tuesday, December 9, 2008 - 02:16 pm |
I am still trying to figure out why John R is throwing monkey poo at numerous large often long-tailed and brightly colored Old World gallinaceous birds (Phasianus and related genera of the family Phasianidae) including many raised as ornamental or game birds instead of members of a European class of persons tilling the soil as small landowners or as laborers.
| Tuesday, December 9, 2008 - 04:11 pm |
"Woman smuggles monkey to U.S. under blouse
She sedated the young rhesus macaque for the trip from Thailand."
I just know you had something to do with this Laguna. I just know it!
| Tuesday, December 9, 2008 - 10:30 pm |
I just love the smell of fresh monkey poo on pheasants in the morning...
I don't discuss legal issues involving my monkey-mules.
| Wednesday, December 10, 2008 - 08:41 am |
This reminded me off...
This is a transcript of a radio conversation between a US Naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland. I understand that there's actually a full transcript of this conversation lurking about somewhere. If anyone has is, send it to me!
US SHIP: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
CANADIAN REPLY: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
US SHIP: This is the Captain of the US Navy Ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
CANADIAN REPLY: No, I say again, divert YOUR course!
US SHIP: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS MISSOURI. WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW OR WE WILL TAKE APPROPRIATE AND DRASTIC MEASURES!!!!
(And yes, I know its an urban legend, and never happened, but still.... its funny...)
CANADIAN REPLY: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
| Wednesday, December 10, 2008 - 10:28 am |
Sounds like when the US Navy had some ships stationed in a port in southern England with a banner proudly proclaiming "The US Navy. Second to None".
The Royal Navy berthed their crappest, most scruffy gunboat next to it, and renamed it "None".