| Parsifal (Kebir Blue) | Wednesday, January 14, 2009 - 09:02 pm 
bread will kill you? did you know that 98% of the people on this planet who eat bread, and they all die. something has got to be done to control this horrible situation. my solution is that we begin by using all the planets grains currently being used to make bread and turn it into ethonal and other biofuels. and while we're at it don't allow our cattle, etc to eat those grains since it has not been proven that grains are safe for our cattle's consumption. as you know cattle also die and there is every indication that the consumption of grain is seriously hazardess to their health. sim country can have a great influence on the world since we represent so many countries and belief systems. let's start with the UN, since they have been so effective in ending hunger, wars and disease around the world. and if you don't want to do that at least stop eating bread. just drink more beer and wine. particularly beer since the fermentation process kills the adverse effects contained in bread.
ah, that feels so good to get that off my chest. |
| Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon) | Wednesday, January 14, 2009 - 09:38 pm
I realised this a while ago, and stopped eating bread back then. It is a true statistic that he quotes; 98% of the human race eat bread and they all die - so lets stop this now.
STOP EATING BREAD!!! |
| deadman101 (Kebir Blue) | Wednesday, January 14, 2009 - 09:49 pm
wait....is this in the game or for real...because everyone dies in real life....lol |
| Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon) | Wednesday, January 14, 2009 - 09:53 pm
For real dude - its for real. If you eat bread - you WILL die! |
| The Grand Poobah | Wednesday, January 14, 2009 - 10:22 pm
I heard the same thing about wearing pants. If you wear any kind of pants, bloomers, underwear or skirts...You will die. Lets end this catastrophy. |
| Darke Katt | Wednesday, January 14, 2009 - 10:35 pm
100% of all people who breathe in a Nitrogen/Oxygen mix die! Quick, pollute more! |
| Stuart Taylor (Golden Rainbow) | Wednesday, January 14, 2009 - 10:46 pm
Right - so we need to walk around naked, not eat bread and stop breathing then were fine, right? |
| The Grand Poobah | Wednesday, January 14, 2009 - 10:54 pm
right! |
| deadman101 (Kebir Blue) | Wednesday, January 14, 2009 - 10:59 pm
rotfl? i've eaten bread many times and i'm here now so *died* lmfao its a myth..........LIKE THE HOLOCAUST! Lol.
rolling on the floor laughing,
-deadman |
| deadman101 (Kebir Blue) | Wednesday, January 14, 2009 - 11:01 pm
Im sorry if that last remark was offencive to anyone I just dont beleive much things the government tells me.
sorry,
-deadman |
| Parsifal | Thursday, January 15, 2009 - 12:08 am
i think we've done it. solved the problem of death. so far, this has been a great collaborative effort. so, here's what we've come up with.
1. don't eat bread.
2. stay in your house, apt., whatever at all times.
3. breathe pure oxygen
4. wear a tinfoil hat.
5. play sim 24/7
6. only drink beer
7. stay naked
remember, the only reality is the reality we create. |
| deadman101 (Kebir Blue) | Thursday, January 15, 2009 - 02:26 am
lol....I promise to...
1.) Eat bread when I want
2.)Have a life
3.)breathe FRESH air
4.)wear baseball caps and a football hemlet when required.
5.)play sim when I have free time (mostly alot right now)
6.)drink WATER
7.)wear clothes |
| Johanas Bilderburg (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, January 15, 2009 - 02:28 am
Quiet Emory no one cares. |
| deadman101 (Kebir Blue) | Thursday, January 15, 2009 - 02:41 am
Emory? |
| ebby247 (Kebir Blue) | Thursday, January 15, 2009 - 04:16 am
deadman101,
emory lives in the dark recesses of the sim mind. he goes by many names but beware, for he comes out of no where and threatens to destroy your entire empire, and then retreats back into his little dark hole knowing that you are frozen with fear. that's another reason why you need to stay indoors,wear your tinfoil hat and only drink beer. the only way to control him is with the 114!!! solution. and don't ask what that means. it's only for the select few to know the true meaning of 114!!! |
| Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, January 15, 2009 - 04:23 am
114!!! |
| Jack Frost (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, January 15, 2009 - 05:53 am
114!!! |
| The Crafty Cockney (Kebir Blue) | Thursday, January 15, 2009 - 11:41 am
do you realise that 114 is exactly twice the number of different varieties that Heinz produce. Spooky. |
| Jack Frost (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, January 15, 2009 - 01:14 pm
its a conspiracy |
| The Grand Poobah (Golden Rainbow) | Thursday, January 15, 2009 - 01:32 pm
I promise to do as others have have. I kinda plagurized most of Deadman and parsifals-
1.) Eat bread when I want
2.)Have a life
3.)breathe FRESH air
4.)wear baseball caps and a football/tinfoil beer helmet when required.
5.)play sim when I have free time
6.)drink WATER And Beer
7.) stay naked |
| Tattooed Priest | Thursday, January 15, 2009 - 04:16 pm
Haha, 114 has special meaning to me. The house voted 114 to 1 in favor of impeaching Rod Blagoabitch, our worthless Illinois Governor. |
| The Grand Poobah (Golden Rainbow) | Thursday, January 15, 2009 - 04:17 pm
Deleted due to extreme subject matter. |
| Treasurer (White Giant) | Thursday, January 15, 2009 - 07:05 pm
Deleted due to no matter whatsoever. |
| Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, January 15, 2009 - 09:45 pm
Deleted as I couldnt think what to write. |
| Crafty (Golden Rainbow) | Thursday, May 12, 2011 - 10:11 pm
OK, what IS 114?
And does this knowledge mean you wont die if you do eat bread? |
| Billy_Bob_Joe_Bob_Steve (Kebir Blue) | Friday, May 13, 2011 - 12:13 am
Here's the true secret to not dying: DON'T BE BORN!!!! Of course, if you want to live, you don't have a chance.... Did you know that 100% of SimCountry players are expected to die in the before the year 2150? |
| Billy_Bob_Joe_Bob_Steve (Kebir Blue) | Friday, May 13, 2011 - 12:13 am
Deleted due to accidental double post. |
| Psycho_Honey | Friday, May 13, 2011 - 01:05 am
lol CC, taking it back in time huh? Should I give him a chance to answer, or leave the mystique of the number intact? |
| Laguna | Friday, May 13, 2011 - 02:38 am
Leave it alone. :p |
| Crafty (Little Upsilon) | Friday, May 13, 2011 - 07:50 pm
Aww... I wanna know!!! (stamps feet).
Actually, I'm glad there is at least 2 people around who keep the secret of 114 alive. I will un-earth the truth one day, the holy grail of SC. |
| Crazy Eye (Fearless Blue) | Friday, May 13, 2011 - 08:02 pm
114= The number of people chained in
Laguna's basement. |
| Crafty (Little Upsilon) | Friday, May 13, 2011 - 08:05 pm
Linebacker six's age? :p |
| Maestro2000 (Kebir Blue) | Saturday, May 14, 2011 - 12:14 am
I had a bagel today. |
| Blueserpent (Little Upsilon) | Saturday, May 14, 2011 - 12:38 am
just the one? |
| Open Sesame (Little Upsilon) | Saturday, May 14, 2011 - 01:34 am
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/27554
Scientists have finally pinpointed the correlation between bread consumption and death:
YO' HEAD IS ASPLODING |
