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Thursday, May 14, 2009 - 09:10 am  Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? 0_o
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| Thursday, May 14, 2009 - 09:11 am Can you taste this please and let me know if it's rat poison? Thanks.lol
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| Thursday, May 14, 2009 - 10:23 am this is a tasty drink, and its non-alcoholic...
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| Thursday, May 14, 2009 - 11:27 am http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaQDB78UVTM
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| Thursday, May 14, 2009 - 05:03 pm I heard a funny (real) one the other day... How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi,
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| Thursday, May 14, 2009 - 06:32 pm lol, long time no see jf
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| Thursday, May 14, 2009 - 07:21 pm Don't scream b*tch, I'll shoot!
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| Thursday, May 14, 2009 - 08:06 pm say hi to your mother for me
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| Thursday, May 14, 2009 - 08:53 pm LOL Priest
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| Thursday, May 14, 2009 - 09:35 pm Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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| Thursday, May 14, 2009 - 11:09 pm Did you fart? Because you blew me away
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| Friday, May 15, 2009 - 12:02 am just to let you know, this cold sore is not genital herpes
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| Friday, May 15, 2009 - 12:03 am got milk?
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| Friday, May 15, 2009 - 12:12 am LOL
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| Friday, May 15, 2009 - 12:33 am Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
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| Friday, May 15, 2009 - 01:54 am Judging by the lack of female responses its clear how effective these would be. "I would like to be in you" -saturday night live skit from the 70's(I believe)
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| Friday, May 15, 2009 - 06:03 am One I've had used was; "Your eyes are as blue as the ocean, and I'm lost at sea." Trouble is, my eyes are green.
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| Friday, May 15, 2009 - 06:23 am POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes? LOL
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| Saturday, May 16, 2009 - 05:09 am My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast
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| Wednesday, May 20, 2009 - 07:57 am there are 206 bones in the human body. Want another one?
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| Wednesday, May 20, 2009 - 08:04 am or this one, my wifes first phone call to me after getting divorced from her now ex... "hey hows it going...well noones here and I got beer".
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| Wednesday, May 20, 2009 - 09:24 am Remember kids, it's not rape, it's surprise sex. ...surprise!
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| Wednesday, June 3, 2009 - 04:32 pm thats terrible
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| Thursday, June 4, 2009 - 12:01 am Mushy: Your daddy must have been a thief! Because someone stole the moonlight and put it in your eyes. Vulgar: Wanta pick up a 6 pack and F#ck...or don't you drink?!? For picking up Med students: So which TV show is more realistic...Scrubs or ER? (Seriously, if you want a doctor this one works and you can substitute any other hospital show you watch...except General Hospital!) Funny: Can I buy you a drink...or would you like the money instead?
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