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If I were a transvestite...

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Laguna

Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 01:50 am Click here to edit this post
I saw this in a forum I used to post and I thought to myself, I know where this should belong... and bang! here it is.

So, if I were a transvestite, I would have a nice pair of fake boobs.

/me waits to hear Wendy's answer. Just curious.

Vincent22 (White Giant)

Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 04:00 am Click here to edit this post
if i were a trany, i would get a guy to buy me a drink then piss in the urinale next to him

Revival (Little Upsilon)

Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 08:48 am Click here to edit this post
If i was a Transvestite, I would change back to my Original Gender.

General Curtis LeMay (Little Upsilon)

Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 09:20 am Click here to edit this post
you need help lg.

Laguna

Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 11:42 am Click here to edit this post
You should take it for what it is: an excuse to make some jokes and share some laughs.

So, what would you be like if you were a transvestite, Jason?

Vincent has an evil mind...

Alarich (Little Upsilon)

Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 07:11 pm Click here to edit this post
Patos.

C.Rabs (Golden Rainbow)

Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 10:38 pm Click here to edit this post
i would hook up with/surprise some lesbians

The Goldern Khan (Fearless Blue)

Sunday, June 14, 2009 - 03:46 pm Click here to edit this post
I would 'borrow' Jans shoes ;-)

Venus (White Giant)

Sunday, June 14, 2009 - 06:38 pm Click here to edit this post
I would follow up with a sex change operation then play with myself till I passed out from fatigue.

Any thing else would simply be gay.

Laguna

Tuesday, June 16, 2009 - 07:10 pm Click here to edit this post
Yeah, we wouldn't want that. That would just be... gay.


Quote:

A Saudi Arabian man, Al Al-alalal, has demanded that people treat him with respect as a transvestite. Mr Al-alalal often ventures outside wearing a full burkha and says that people think that he is actually a woman. He explained:

"When I am out and about, people can't see that I am a man, so they treat me like an inferior woman instead. I was driving my car all dolled up in my sexy burkha, and this policeman stopped me, because women aren't allowed to drive. I told him 'I'm not a woman! I'm not a woman!' and he didn't believe me until I showed him my cock."

"All I'm asking for is that transvestites are treated with the same respect as men are - because we are men. At the moment we are treated like animals or women. It's just not fair."



Isn't life something.

I wonder if there's transvestite furries.

Man of Peace (White Giant)

Wednesday, June 17, 2009 - 12:45 am Click here to edit this post
Where's Calloe when you need him?

Aryan (Fearless Blue)

Wednesday, June 17, 2009 - 01:51 am Click here to edit this post
Given a choice how many people would chose to be a Hermafidite there is an up side yes always means yes

Laguna

Wednesday, June 17, 2009 - 12:17 pm Click here to edit this post
I can imagine what Calloe would say... and it cannot be typed.

I'll transcript something instead:
Calloe: Most of my stories are erotic and furry. I really should write some of them...
Louise: Calloe telling an erotic story... - images arise unbidden of matted mangey fur, swarming fleas, lice and other parasites.
Calloe: Louise, you know nothing about anthropomorphic (furry) culture, so shut the hell up.

They made such a lovely couple. I have their e-mails address... somewhere.


To end with a quote from Calloe's:

Quote:

This is bound to cause problems somewhere. It's just like nature. Supress one species, and others could die off or explode.



All other quotes I have of his involved penile implants.

formalyknowndeadman101 (Little Upsilon)

Friday, June 26, 2009 - 05:50 pm Click here to edit this post
If i was a trans I would become a groupie and mess with a ton of Celebs. Just sayin it would be funny.

The High Profitess (Little Upsilon)

Monday, July 6, 2009 - 01:51 pm Click here to edit this post
If I were a tranny, I'd bang LG both ways a seal our deal forever . . .

. . . oops, I realize I may have said a bit much, but I am joking.

I do Luuv me some LG, no secret there :O


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