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Corrupt a wish (2) (White Giant)

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Man of Peace (White Giant)

Tuesday, October 13, 2009 - 07:58 pm Click here to edit this post
For those of you who weren't around when we did this a while ago.

It's pretty simple some one makes a wish. Then the next person grants it, with unexpected and usually horrific stipulations added to it.

I'll start it off.

I wish Obama actually deserved the Nobel peace prize.

Jo Salkilld (White Giant)

Wednesday, October 14, 2009 - 12:03 am Click here to edit this post
YAY! I missed this one. Thanks MoP :)

Granted.

A time warp appears that zaps us all back 10 years. By the time the planet finally gets back to 2009, Obama has done something so amazing that he actually deserves the Nobel peace prize. As a result he is so popular he goes on to persuade the people to vote to change the constitution so that presidents can stand for re-election indefinitely. He then wins every election for the next 50 years and dies the most popular and venerated President ever.

I wish the game would allow me to get to level 8.

Man of Peace (White Giant)

Wednesday, October 14, 2009 - 12:30 am Click here to edit this post
Oh that's too easy. I'll let someone else corrupt that one. LOL

IndustMech (Little Upsilon)

Wednesday, October 14, 2009 - 09:07 am Click here to edit this post
Jo, your wish is granted.


Levels are now 1 to 23.

Solomon Grundy (Fearless Blue)

Wednesday, October 14, 2009 - 11:09 am Click here to edit this post
I typed out a good one that I didn't post because it ended with Joe Biden being sworn in amid blood splatters and I don't want to get a secret abduction performed on me after they call me a terror suspect. lol(nervous chuckle)

It worked out too, only he ended up assassinated like Kennedy for doing the right thing.

So I'm waiting for the Make A Wish foundation to make their next move :)

Man of Peace (White Giant)

Wednesday, October 14, 2009 - 07:00 pm Click here to edit this post
LOL Sol

@IM

You need to make a wish after you corrupt one. Then someone else will corrupt yours, ect ect ect.

IndustMech (White Giant)

Thursday, October 15, 2009 - 12:04 pm Click here to edit this post
I wish I would have made a wish

Aaron Doolavay (White Giant)

Thursday, October 15, 2009 - 02:22 pm Click here to edit this post
granted. Unfortunately you've wished for the return of manny to WGC and in retrubution the rest of your fed sacrifices you to the ghost of RobG.


I wish for Laguna to corrupt and make a wish

Laguna

Thursday, October 15, 2009 - 09:28 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted.

Laguna corruptly corrupts the incorruptible with a corrupted pleasure. Also, Laguna corrupts you with a 10 inch dildo.


I wish there were more people to corrupt.

aPERSON who likes pie (Little Upsilon)

Thursday, October 15, 2009 - 11:38 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted.

Pieman locks laguna is a jar with a billion things to curropt. He also shoves a ten inch dildo in the jar.

I wish someone would give me money.

Man of Peace (White Giant)

Thursday, October 15, 2009 - 11:48 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted.

Laguna corrupts every orifice of your body with the 10" dildo. He then gives you a shiny new penny, unfortunately the penny was infected with the Ebola virus. You then die a horrible bloody death. :(

I wish I knew who a person who likes pie is.

Jo Salkilld (White Giant)

Friday, October 16, 2009 - 12:04 am Click here to edit this post
Granted. I tell you who a person who likes pie is. Unfortunately, because I told you, I have to kill you. You then die a horrible and bloody death. :(

I wish MoP were alive again.

Man of Peace (White Giant)

Friday, October 16, 2009 - 01:29 am Click here to edit this post
Granted.

I'm now a zombie. I eat Jo's brains. (mmmmm tasty) :)


I wish I ruled the world.

Aaron Doolavay

Friday, October 16, 2009 - 07:09 am Click here to edit this post
Granted. You do rule the world, unfortunately the "ruling" feature hasn't been implemented yet and its meaningless and only leads to a frustrated and eventually permanently crazed MOP.

SirSmokesAlot (Fearless Blue)

Friday, October 16, 2009 - 10:52 am Click here to edit this post
I wish Aaron Doolavay remembered to make a wish.

Man of Peace (White Giant)

Friday, October 16, 2009 - 12:53 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted.

He wished to help me.

Now he's my therapist and spends eternity listening to me rant about Tom and unfinished features. :)

I wish to be sane again.

SirSmokesAlot (Fearless Blue)

Friday, October 16, 2009 - 01:26 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted.

You do become sane again due to Tom paying for your psychiatrist. But unfortunately it comes at a cost, your psychiatrist. Brainwashes you into believing that Tom is the best person you ever met. You begin a campaign to help Tom put in place a new feature. The feature is added to the game but The sim community is outraged and turns against you. 100 declarations of war are sent to your countries by many players. Hostile bids are placed on all of your ceo corps. You lose everything but your secured country. Thus falling back to lvl 1. And you must begin your quest for lvl 8 all over again.

I wish MOP can travel back in time and warn himself about how the lvl 8 feature has not been added yet.

Man of Peace

Friday, October 16, 2009 - 08:36 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted.

However. When I meet myself. I am so aroused by my sexy doppelganger, that we go at it like bunnies until we both die of exhaustion. LOL

I wish for world peace.

Jo Salkilld (White Giant)

Friday, October 16, 2009 - 11:18 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted. The world is entirely peaceful.

The only thing happening of any interest is undead-MoP banging undead-MoP#2, which ends up being televised as mass entertainment. Both MoPs are forced into sexual slavery by the TV company for the rest of existence.

I wish the world wasn't so boring now it's peaceful.

Man of Peace (White Giant)

Saturday, October 17, 2009 - 01:56 am Click here to edit this post
Granted.

Now you are in the middle of the undead-MoP sandwich. :)

I wish to turn this sandwich into a Dagwood.

Jo Salkilld (White Giant)

Saturday, October 17, 2009 - 02:12 am Click here to edit this post
No no no no no ... my wish has not been granted :(

Much as I do not wish to cast aspersions on your sexual prowess MoP, being in a televised undead-MoP sandwich for the rest of eternity can hardly qualify as "interesting", Dagwood or otherwise ...

... although, on second thoughts, I might wait and see how your wish is granted :)

Man of Peace (White Giant)

Saturday, October 17, 2009 - 02:37 am Click here to edit this post
Yeah we might end up with some mo-jo-lugas.

Jo Salkilld (White Giant)

Saturday, October 17, 2009 - 03:14 am Click here to edit this post
WAH!!!!!!!!!!

Someone grant it quickly ... and make sure Laguna doesn't get into the Dagwood.

Please!

Juggernaut (Little Upsilon)

Saturday, October 17, 2009 - 11:43 am Click here to edit this post
GRANTED

though you get a nuke shoved up your arse


I wish for me to dominate simcountry

Laguna

Saturday, October 17, 2009 - 02:21 pm Click here to edit this post
You bastards...

Granted.

You dominate Simcountry with an iron fist and thus decide every aspect of Simcountry. You spend the remainder of your life deciding which corps buy the cheapest soybeans. Plus, you get your teeth brushed with the same dildo used on Aaron and MoP.


I wish I had free dinners on all restaurants with a Michelin award.

maclean (Kebir Blue)

Saturday, October 17, 2009 - 04:59 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted.
Unfortunately, it was the Michelin Tire company that gave the awards, and now you must spend the rest of your life eating steaks that are as tough as steel-belted radials. And the cakes are flatter than a blowout, and the vegetables taste like burned rubber. When you come out of the restaurant, all of your tires are flat and you have no spare.

I wish I had unlimited wishes

NX Yamato (Little Upsilon)

Saturday, October 17, 2009 - 05:18 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted you get unlimited wishes, all you have to do is say what you want.

However after bending the universe to your desires of sexual deviancy, money and skyscrapers made of food you get in an accident involving identical sextuplets, a trillion singles in notes and a jelly/ice cream based Eiffel tower you become trapped under a billion tonnes of jelly/ice cream/money.

And since you already asked for immortality you survive under the pile unable to make a sound to grant another wish to get out until you eat all said billion tonnes of decaying jelly and notes (covered by a million peoples dirty fingers) bit by bit which takes you millennia.

I wish i could walk on the moon

aPERSON who likes pie (Little Upsilon)

Saturday, October 17, 2009 - 06:57 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted.

Unfortunately you encounter moon people who all look like Michael Jackson. They treat you like their king, But in their customs the king gets a 12" dildo up his a$$ every day for the rest of his extended moon life.

I wish i could own a better computer.

SirSmokesAlot (Fearless Blue)

Saturday, October 17, 2009 - 09:55 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted.

You now own a Super artificial intelligence computer. But the computer has its own agenda. It takes control of a predator drone and it starts WW III by attacking a military base in Russia. Russia launches its nukes at the United States. The United States counters the Russian attack by launching its nukes. You are responsible for the death of billions of people and the only ones to survive are the undead Mops,maclean who is stuck under a billion tons of jelly/ice cream/money,and NX Yamato who is on the moon.

I wish for a time machine to go back and stop a person who likes pie from making his wish

NX Yamato (Little Upsilon)

Sunday, October 18, 2009 - 01:27 am Click here to edit this post
Granted,

You go back in time and stop him making his wish, unfortunately the timeline catches up with you and you forget why you're standing there with a smoking gun wearing a trench coat down a back alley at midnight with what appears to be a time machine next to you.

You shrug and put the time machine away for storage only to pull it out and use it when "a person who likes pies" identical twin brother makes a identical wish causing you to go back in time and kill the first "a person who likes pies" believing him to be his brother, causing the timeline to catch upto you and forget why you're there with a smoking gun .... causing you to go into a everlasting loop

I wish we could go back in time and teach the cavemen all sorts of advanced technology and skills

Jo Salkilld (Golden Rainbow)

Sunday, October 18, 2009 - 01:53 am Click here to edit this post
Granted.

You introduce the concept of microtechnology to cavemen, thrilling them with your tales of Windows to other worlds. Unfortunately you do not have the means to make the machinery to recreate silicon chips and they eventually deem you the false prophet and sacrifice you to the sky gods. You then die a horrible bloody death :(

You are reincarnated as a zombie and both MoP zombies find you incredibly attractive and pursue you for the rest of eternity. You live forever and when you get back to 2009, you find you are being sued by the ancestors of a bunch of cavemen, who are being sued by Microsoft for your use of the phrase "Windows" in the first place. You lose and are bankrupted. You now have no money, no job and are still being pursued for sexual favours by two zombie MoPs.

I wish Laguna lost his libido completely and never wanted to have sex again in his life :)

nix001 (Fearless Blue)

Sunday, October 18, 2009 - 03:06 am Click here to edit this post
I WIN

iki ryo (Little Upsilon)

Sunday, October 18, 2009 - 08:01 am Click here to edit this post
you didn't make a wish! you fail nix. no wish for you.

Jo, granted (temporarily. muhuhu)


I wish i was made of magic And that Laguna can do whatever he wants because he is made of win.

Juggernaut (Little Upsilon)

Sunday, October 18, 2009 - 10:14 am Click here to edit this post
granted unfortunately you get an 18 inch dildo up your a$$ and around the corner.

I wish iki ryo and Laguna would be tortured to death.

SirSmokesAlot (Fearless Blue)

Sunday, October 18, 2009 - 12:30 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted

Iki ryo and Laguna get sent to guantanamo bay. But iki having been given magical powers casts a spell. She sends juggernaut to guantanamo bay. iki and laguna escape unharmed. Juggarnaut gets tortured to death by the US military. They video tape it and it gets posted on youtube. The video gets 1m hits. The fans demand more.

I wish the GM would reply to my message I sent him.

CraftyCockney (Fearless Blue)

Sunday, October 18, 2009 - 03:37 pm Click here to edit this post
LOL!, Lets see someone grant that one!

Man of Peace

Sunday, October 18, 2009 - 05:36 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted.

However. Regardless of what you ask. He just makes up excuses. With out resolving anything, he moves on to create the next feature which will never be fully implemented. You eventually go insane and end up in the same asylum as me, and we spend eternity complaining to each other. Until the asylum is over run by the ever growing army of radioactive, undead, MoJoLugas who eat our brains, finally ending our pitiful existence.

I wish I lived next to Tom.

SirSmokesAlot (Fearless Blue)

Sunday, October 18, 2009 - 06:30 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted.

You now live next to Tom. Tom's house is massive. But its incomplete, he keeps on adding new features to it but never finishes the projects. Instead he just thinks of new things to add and moves on to the next projects. You can't sleep at night cuz of the work going on next door and the lights (that the workers use to work at night) are brighter than the sun. You fall ill and go into the hospital. You go into debt tom is your land lord. He sends you warnings about evicting you. You do not recieve these letters cuz your in the hospital. You have secondary assets in your house but you don't know your being evicted. Tom takes your house and everything in it. Your secondary assets are lost. You come out of the hospital to find you have no home and tom has taken everything you owned. You ask Tom what happend. Tom tells you you didnt pay your debt so he took your "country" I mean house. You say to Tom you had the assets you owed him inside the house. Tom calls the cops and the cops drag you away. You write letters to Tom but He avoids the answering your real question. You send one final letter but he never responds.

I wish me and MOP could egt what we want from Tom and the GM.

dying0d (Little Upsilon)

Monday, October 19, 2009 - 03:20 am Click here to edit this post
Granted.

However getting your cries answered leaves W3c bankrupt. This leads to another new feature being added forcing players to pay a tax for every page they view in the game. No one continues playing but you and then the site goes down.

I wish I wasn't in Iraq

Man of Peace (White Giant)

Tuesday, October 20, 2009 - 11:08 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted.

You return home to a heroes welcome and live a long happy life. :)

Thanks for serving your country!!!


I wish I could have really corrupted his wish.

Jo Salkilld (Golden Rainbow)

Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - 12:06 am Click here to edit this post
Granted.

You really corrupt his wish so thoroughly and inappropriately that everyone on the planet vilifies you and casts you out. If you weren't a zombie, you would die a horrible and lonely death. As it is, you roam the world for the rest of eternity, unable to reintegrate into society (which, let's face it, isn't particularly easy for a zombie sex fiend at the best of times, let alone one who has corrupted the wish of a soldier serving overseas), searching for your other self but never finding him.

I wish fish didn't taste of fish.

aPERSON who likes pie (Little Upsilon)

Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - 02:01 am Click here to edit this post
Granted.

Fish now tastes like dog $hit. But the native arctic peoples rebel and hold you hostage after figuring out you wished it. The government refuses to pay your ransom and for the rest of your life, your used as a sex toy for their cheif, Laguna.(you also learn what 69 means for grown-ups...UNWILLINGLY)

I wish I could ride in a roflcopter.

Juggernaut (Little Upsilon)

Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - 04:32 am Click here to edit this post
Granted

But due to your terrible riding you crash and get into a undead mop sandwich.

I wish for sirsmokes alot to die in an undead mop sandwich.

KissOfDeath (Fearless Blue)

Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - 07:31 am Click here to edit this post
Granted

I grab Smokester from that undead mop sandwich and breathe the breath of life into him. Then I torture him by scolding him over and over and over and over to make him pay for his lowdown, conniving ways on FB. Then I shove him alive into a dead mop sandwich to suffer for eternity. ;-)

I wish for sirsmokesalot to never smoke weed again. hehehe

SirSmokesAlot

Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - 02:31 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted

Smokes stops smoking weed. He is smoke free for the rest of his life. But he takes bobo's main country. Jan turns him into this Evil person in the sim community. Those who don't buy her propaganda launch attacks on NV in a multi world war that pushes her entire fed to point where they surrender. The whole war the leaders of NV sit in wp. Thier own fed mates turn on them. They see them for the selfish leaders they are.

I wish jan would quit talking about me behind my back and get over it.

KissOfDeath

Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - 04:00 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted

But this only lasts a moment. Jan has made it her long sim-life goal to wreak havoc on SirSmokesAlot and his villainous group of wanna be warriors. And while Jan tries to contain herself, she finds it just impossible to not put forth the ugly truths that lies behind the 3 Muskateers Federation and one who calls himself, SirSmokesAlot. :-) So to always "talk" behind Smokester's back, Jan creates a cute lil sign and tapes it to Smokester's back (when he's not looking) which says, "I AM EVIL....JAN IS RIGHT...NUKE ME".

YAY....another wish.... I wish all federations to unite to rid the sim world of the evil vermin known as 3Ms! :-P

Crazy Eye (Fearless Blue)

Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - 06:36 pm Click here to edit this post
Wish is impossible to grant magic gene dies from 3m nuke.

KissOfDeath

Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - 07:03 pm Click here to edit this post
Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee how evil 3Ms are.........they've killed our ability to have wishes!!! They nuked the poor defenseless Genie!!! There is no end to the treachery they cause.

Since Crazyeye didn't wish. I'll steal his wish....he he he as I happen to have a lil genie of my own.

I wish that the murdered Genie will resurrect to exact revenge and nuke 3Ms to kingdom come! 3Ms must pay for their sim crimes! I say, "Off with their heads!"

Oh, and I would love a new line of shoes!

V - V - V!

aPERSON who likes pie (Little Upsilon)

Thursday, October 22, 2009 - 02:13 am Click here to edit this post
Granted(peni$) WOW kiss ur genie is rude!!!

Unfortunately when the original genie resurrects he comes back with a 10" dildo and shove it up your arse. He also loves to hang out with the zombie MoP'S and creates an international line of shoes called, ZOMBIE SHOES. The 3Ms also get 10" dildo's shoved so far up their a$$es that they burn in the ninth level of hell where all they can do it THIS!!!!
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=9644

I wish that i could go back in time and see where my best friend nick moved to in Pennsylvania.

KissOfDeath (Fearless Blue)

Thursday, October 22, 2009 - 06:00 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted

You are zapped back in time to Pennsylvania in hopes to find your best friend, Nick. However, while you are there, you find out to your dismay that Nick isn't Nick any more.......he is "Nicole" working in a strip club over on the seedy side of town. But, you don't let that deter you from your mission to find your long-lost friend. On your way over to the strip joint on a Friday night, you hail a cab. It's dark and stormy. There is so much traffic on the strip that the cabbie is forced to let you out across the street. You exit, tip the cabbie and take off at a sprint across the street trying to not get soaked, only to be met by the front of a large bus, which flattens you and kills you on the spot. Alas, poor PieDude is not able to fulfill his goal in seeing his friend. :-(

I wish for peeps to not be so crude in their posts as it relates to me. :-( Guys might like it, I don't.

Jo Salkilld (White Giant)

Friday, October 23, 2009 - 03:12 am Click here to edit this post
Granted

No one is crude to you ever again. However, in order to do that, no one ever talks to you ever again.

I wish people wouldn't hijack fun-threads and turn them into slanging-matches.

SirSmokesAlot (Fearless Blue)

Friday, October 23, 2009 - 03:21 am Click here to edit this post
Granted

Everyone doesn't hijack the fun thrends. They make a thrend about talking trash and everyone posts in there. How ever u get trashed the most and your come back is so bad you get banned for life from the forums.

I wish that a person who likes pie thought he was a bird and jumped off the empire state building.

KissOfDeath (Fearless Blue)

Friday, October 23, 2009 - 04:38 pm Click here to edit this post
GRANTED

(Hey Jo!!!!! Haven't seen you in ages and hope that you and Iain are doing well.)

Pie dude wakes up this morning to a delusion that he has grown wings and feathers!!!! He is so distraught that he decides to end his life. He dejectedly makes his way over to the Empire State Building to end it. :-( He looks up to the sky, forever remorseful for his evil tongue thinking he is thankful that Kiss did not wash his mouth out with soap.......then he closes his eyes and jumps!! By some fluke, a small plane swooshes by and Pie Dude clips its wing, his shirt catching on something and he is flown to safety. He is so overjoyed at being alive knowing now he didn't want to die, that he swears to keep Kissi stocked in new shoes forever!!! and to never talk crude again!!! Yay.....happy ending!! (Yay Shoes!!!!)

I wish for simworld peace and prosperity for all.

Juggernaut (Little Upsilon)

Saturday, October 24, 2009 - 12:31 am Click here to edit this post
Granted

There is peace and prosperity. However that dosen't last very long because I take over and corrupt the place.

I wish for Man Of Peace to post again.

nix001 (Little Upsilon)

Saturday, October 24, 2009 - 02:19 am Click here to edit this post
Granted

But in his post he insults Tom. Tom then deletes his post and bans him from the forums forever and you never see another post from MoP again.

I wish that every C3 I take over has 50T cash in it.

Eddy Pizzo (Fearless Blue)

Saturday, October 24, 2009 - 05:33 am Click here to edit this post
Granted...

Every C3 you conquer has 50 tanks each. :)

I wish Avalon and the monkeys were back.

AzemOcram (White Giant)

Saturday, October 24, 2009 - 05:34 am Click here to edit this post
They all have 50T cash in them but they are loosing 10T a month and have extremely low populations which are quickly dropping because you won via nuclear warfare. You end up spending big bucks to turn the countries around and need to buy $500 (US dollars) worth of gold coins to trade them in for game money.

CraftyCockney

Saturday, October 24, 2009 - 02:40 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted.

I wish I knew who Avalon and the Monkeys were...

Laguna

Sunday, October 25, 2009 - 12:33 am Click here to edit this post
Granted.

You are transported back to 2004 and in process a bunch of monkeys sling monkey poo at you, until you die under a pile of monkey poo... Nasty.

I wish I could go back to 2004, but avoid the monkey feces.

nix001 (Fearless Blue)

Sunday, October 25, 2009 - 01:48 am Click here to edit this post
Granted.

You are transported back to 2004, but then you think to yourself 'what if I could go back to the time when I should have done it differently'. But instead of going back to then you end up going back to the beginning of humanity, where all the monkeys gang up on you and throw monkey poo at you until you die under a pile of monkey poo... Nasty.

I wish I didn't have to wait soooooo long for my remote depots to open

Laguna

Sunday, October 25, 2009 - 02:18 am Click here to edit this post
Granted.

Your depots are now built within only 15 minutes and are made 100% out of monkey poo. Your men don't mind the smell, but while your men were sleeping, a waterspout rained down on your depots. They naturally melt rapidly, and your men die a horrible, smelly and fecal death.

I wish the Security Council would begin a welfare program to help me feed my army of Little Lagunas.

AzemOcram (White Giant)

Sunday, October 25, 2009 - 02:37 am Click here to edit this post
I already corrupted a wish but I forgot to make my own. Here it is:

I wish that CitiesXL included all the buildings in SimCity 4 Deluxe and City Life, and all the features of SimCity 4 Deluxe in addition to what it has now (and features of City Life when needed to give certain buildings functionality) PLUS all the features Monte Cristo said that they were working on before release.

Keto (Little Upsilon)

Monday, October 26, 2009 - 03:48 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted

But then the game crashes because it can't support that many new features.

I wish I could build trains in SC, so Little Lagunas can ride them to their bases.

Jo Salkilld (White Giant)

Monday, October 26, 2009 - 08:29 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted. The GMs introduce trains and the Little Lagunas spend all their time riding them between their bases and the Security Council aid depots which are now handing out free foot fungus.

Unfortunately word gets back to Manny that SimCountry now has trains and he returns to the game and uses the trains to dominate every planet, as he always planned.

I wish I had three wishes instead of just one.

(Hi Jan! We're both fine. Hope you and Rob are too :) )

Laguna

Tuesday, October 27, 2009 - 08:01 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted.

You waste all three wishes to change the Prime Minister of Britain thrice. The second PM is replaced by Tony Blair.

I wish the Czech President would hurry his eurosceptic fat ass and rectify the Lisbon Treaty.

maclean (Kebir Blue)

Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 01:23 am Click here to edit this post
Granted.
The Czech president rectifies the Lisbon Treaty by rolling up a copy and inserting it into his rectum, in front of thousands of eurosceptic types, on "live via satellite" television coverage. He shouts, "Rectify THIS!! Besides, no one wished me to ratify it!" (the rats are suitably grateful).
I wish bin Laden's a$$ was renditioned to a gulag in northern Siberia.

aPERSON who likes pie (Little Upsilon)

Sunday, November 1, 2009 - 06:00 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted.
Bin laden is banished to a gulag in Northern siberia.However,he is rescued by all the little lagunas riding their trains and they take over the entire world and rectify you and the Czech President.

I wish lagunas wish about the welfare program came through.

maclean (Kebir Blue)

Sunday, November 8, 2009 - 01:55 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted.
The welfare program is created, and all the little Lagunas are well-fed. However, the program is funded by a huge special tax on all the players on all the worlds, causing many countries to go belly-up. At the same time, the mini-lagunas do not feel the need to work anymore, so Laguna's empire nearly collapses. Massive attacks occur on all the worlds simultaneously as disgruntled players vent their frustration. Weapons shortages occur until one player wishes for unlimited weapons.

I wish we could keep this thread going :)

Man of Peace (Golden Rainbow)

Sunday, November 8, 2009 - 09:49 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted.

However you become so obsessed with this thread that it totally consumes your life. Your family and all your friends abandon you. Eventually you won't even stop typing to eat or drink. You slowly wither away and die alone.

I wish Macleans corpse and all the little lugunas would join my army of undead MoPs.

aPERSON who likes pie (Little Upsilon)

Saturday, December 12, 2009 - 04:53 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted. (yes im back)

Unfortunately the Macleans and all the lagunas eventually mate with the undead MoPs and become something more..more intelligent and strong. they eventually take over the army of undead mops and macleans and lagunas and destroy you, take over your simcountry and run it into 5,000T debt.

I wish i had an army of orcs

Jo Salkilld (Golden Rainbow)

Saturday, December 12, 2009 - 10:14 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted. Unfortunately, the GMs have forgotten to introduce Orc Maintenance Units and Orc Components, so your orcs all sit at their bases, completely useless to anyone, just using up valuable country resources and running your economy into the ground.

I wish it would snow in the UK at Christmas.

Hugs and respect

Jo

Aaron Doolavay (White Giant)

Saturday, December 12, 2009 - 11:15 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted. Unfortunately the freezing cold, dead car batteries and multi-car accidents come with it and you end up walking in the snow and your feet fall off after being frostbitten. I wish to send Jo the snow in my driveway.

aPERSON who likes pie (Little Upsilon)

Tuesday, January 5, 2010 - 01:53 am Click here to edit this post
nice wish? make a better one!

Jo Salkilld (Golden Rainbow)

Tuesday, January 5, 2010 - 02:12 am Click here to edit this post
Granted.

Yes really ... It really did come true. Unfortunately the corruption of the wish hit me instead of Aaron ... double whammy. I was stuck in the snow for 6 hours trying to get home from work and Christmas dinner stayed on the lorry until New Year :(

I wish I had had the Christmas dinner I was supposed to, instead of whatever was left in the Supermarket on Christmas Eve ...

King Yahuchtka

Tuesday, January 5, 2010 - 09:54 am Click here to edit this post
Granted. Sadly all the food disapeared as it was payday with the food stamps and illegal-mexican welfare.

I wish I had money :D

Laguna

Sunday, January 10, 2010 - 01:56 am Click here to edit this post
Granted.

You are showered with millions of dollars, as the USA plunges into the fastest and highest inflation hike in modern history. A loaf of bread now costs 5*10^47 dollars. Seeing as your "fortune" cannot even buy a piece of gum, you try to sell your kidneys in exchange of soup. Unfortunately, you die during the procedure on the local crack's house bathtub.

I wish I had more STDs free sex slaves.

meow69 (Little Upsilon)

Saturday, January 16, 2010 - 05:37 am Click here to edit this post
All STDs in the world are cured including your sex slaves are cured. Unfortunly for you the STDs are what was keeping you alive. so you spend the rest of your short life looking for just one aids infected slave' but alas you die a painful nonaids related death.

I wish chuck norris would play SC and kick everyones ass who thinks their safe under war protection. after all war protection doesn't stop chuck norris.

chrysostom (White Giant)

Sunday, January 17, 2010 - 05:24 am Click here to edit this post
Granted.

Chuck Norris completely dominates SC for 3 days, taking over 500 countries, and renaming them all after Mike Huckabee before the GM freezes his ability to attack.

Chuck then finds where the GM lives and forces the GM to grant Chuck the ability to attack again and a new military unit that fights with the same capabilities as Chuck -- making him indominable. Unfortunatly, that same military unit can be purchased by anyone, uses only one soldier, requires no amunition or weapons, and can defeat every other unit.

War becomes pointless in SC, as no one can destroy any of the Chuck Norris Units, and everyone uses 1 Chuck Norris unit to defend each location.

Every Noob, then threatens you from day 1, saying they have a Chuck Norris unit, and you'd better do what they say.

I wish the the original Man of Peace will become human again, and any other Man of Peace copies/clones/duplicates will be no more; while at the same time not causing any harm to me, those I love, those I care about, and/or others I have relations and/or associations with.

maclean (Kebir Blue)

Friday, January 22, 2010 - 12:25 am Click here to edit this post
Granted. The Original MOP becomes human again, all copies/clones/duplicates vanish into nothingness, leaving behind only the scent of cinnamon wafting on the breeze. Unfortunately, MOP himself then becomes a Chuck Norris double, calls himself "The Norris formerly known as Man of Peace", and joins the Chuck Norris Unit as an anti-noob-threat-transmogrification specialist. At the first threat, he mistakenly runs rampant and takes over country after country until SC is one huge empire except for Laguna and the sex slaves.

I wish the cats would stop fornicating outside my window at 3 A.M.

meow69 (Little Upsilon)

Friday, January 22, 2010 - 01:53 am Click here to edit this post
granted

Laguna shows up with his sex slaves and drives off the cats for you. unfortunatly for you lagunas basement has been invaded by dubaya. so he likes the spot. so now you have laguna and company fornicating outside your window at 3 A.M. .

I wish laguna had his basement of love back.

SuperSoldierRCP (Little Upsilon)

Friday, October 1, 2010 - 11:08 am Click here to edit this post
Its called the chatroom BUT GRANTED!!!!!!

I wish everyone would see me as the Little Upsilon GOD OF EPICNESS *not that retard BorderC :P *

Psycho_Honey (White Giant)

Friday, October 1, 2010 - 03:59 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted, everyone bows to Wendy as the true Goddess of SC, and SuperSoldier sees supersoldier as her mighty servant God.

I wish someone would make 'corrupt a wish 3' in a new thread, So I don't have to scroll down for half an hour trying to read this.

opensesame11 The Conqueror (Little Upsilon)

Friday, October 1, 2010 - 09:32 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted.
But CAW3 has been opened in the most seldom-used forum, Scores and Awards.

I wish people would learn what evolution actually is before dismissing it as a fairy tale.

Psycho_Honey (Little Upsilon)

Friday, October 1, 2010 - 09:46 pm Click here to edit this post
Granted

But i wish open sesame would read 'The Twelfth Planet' by Zecharia Sitchin , and then get back to us with his thoughts on the theory of evolution after a little enlightenment :)


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