Corrupt a Wish (3) Little Upsilon (Little Upsilon)

opensesame11 The Conqueror (Little Upsilon)
Friday, October 1, 2010 - 09:32 pm Click here to edit this post

Granted.
But CAW3 has been opened in the most seldom-used forum, Scores and Awards.

I wish people would learn what evolution actually is before dismissing it as a fairy tale.

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Psycho_Honey (Little Upsilon)
Friday, October 1, 2010 - 09:46 pm Click here to edit this post

Granted

But i wish open sesame would read 'The Twelfth Planet' by Zecharia Sitchin , and then get back to us with his thoughts on the theory of evolution after a little enlightenment

Granted.... He reads the book but cannot handle its contents. He goes mad. Learning that Aliens helpped our genetic evolution. Upon learning he is rh positive he leaps off a building.

Foolish monkey hybrids.
smokey is rh negitive woot woot...>>> O- blood

I wish everyone knew the truth and accepted it.

Granted! The truth is you can't handle the truth and you are about to leap off a building cause you are a monkey hybrid who smokesalot.
I wish to stop aging.

Granted. You stop aging the day after you start needing adult diapers.

I wish Keynes had never decided to become an economist.

Granted

Keynes never becomes an economist and Bill Clinton issues an executive order extending his presidency for 8 more years and banning the bushes from ever running for the oval office, Keynes goes crazy because Clinton never allows a situation arise in the United states to test his economic theory.

I wish Obama Played Simcountry

Granted

Obama nationalizes all CEO corps in his country, pisses everybody off and is raided by the Coalition of Capitalist Tree Haters (or whatever they were called).

I wish that women would walk around without shirts.

OMG GRANTED!!!

Building apown the last wish

i wish that women would walk around without clothing...

Granted
Every Woman in America is naked all the time.
The only problem is The US Congress passes a law saying you can only look at the ugly ones or they will cut off your Penis.

I wish that I could have my countries back from
EC on FB.

Granted. Another player, ED, takes them.

I wish for whirled peas.

EC nukes ED to oblivion, then gladly returns the countries to Sneak Peak. Glad to see you are back.

Now, Scarlets wish for whirled peas is granted...had to do the nuking first!

I wish that someone from Kebir Blue would make a post on their thread....its been almost a month...is KB really THAT dead? Someone....please step up.

Granted: Crafty made a thread on the KB board, and two people (including me!) replied to it. Now, there is a bona-fide new thread over there.

Now for the corrupted part: unfortunately, we're not actually saying anything interesting.

True story.

I wish aliens would invade SC.

Granted...
Aliens do invade earth. They take over the planet and enslave humans. Making Wendy ruler of the earth. She then nukes it to dust.

I wish they made cheech and chong rulers of the world lol

Granted.

As rulers, they explode the world as their inaugural prank.

I wish the dead would rise from their graves, just so the living would dig their graves anew.