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Don't touch my junk

Topics: General: Don't touch my junk

Parsifal

Tuesday, November 16, 2010 - 04:26 am Click here to edit this post
Recently the TSA has instituted full body searches at airports in an effort to stop terrorists. One irate passerger refused to go along with the search saying that if they touched his "junk" he would file charges against the attendent. He had the option of either going into the x-ray machine or having a "thorough" pat down. What do you think? To what extent do you think we should go to in order to feel safe on an airline?

Barren (Little Upsilon)

Tuesday, November 16, 2010 - 04:39 am Click here to edit this post
I think he should still get searched. Not like there gonna squeeze his junk and pull on it LMAO

Serpent (Little Upsilon)

Tuesday, November 16, 2010 - 06:14 am Click here to edit this post
Was the 'searcher' hot?

Barren (Fearless Blue)

Tuesday, November 16, 2010 - 07:17 am Click here to edit this post
Your right serpent! I dont think getting your junk pulled is bad when it is a hot searcher. I still think it would be weird if they were feeling your nuts LMAO

Parsifal

Tuesday, November 16, 2010 - 02:30 pm Click here to edit this post
i understand that if you really object, they'll have someone watch. sorry, but the searcher is always of the same sex. now, for some that might be a turn-on. so....

Serpent (Little Upsilon)

Tuesday, November 16, 2010 - 05:17 pm Click here to edit this post
Hmmm, wonder if they might put it on the internet? LOL

Parsifal (Kebir Blue)

Tuesday, November 16, 2010 - 05:37 pm Click here to edit this post
maybe, but i understand that the next step will be body cavity searches. can you imagine a terrorist with a rectal bomb and having it blow up in flight. might not blow up the plane, but jeez....

Scarlet (Little Upsilon)

Tuesday, November 16, 2010 - 07:56 pm Click here to edit this post
Terrorists never should have thought up rectal bombs is what I think.

Parsifal (Kebir Blue)

Tuesday, November 16, 2010 - 09:44 pm Click here to edit this post
how about a bomb in your shoe or your underwear? now that's brilliant.

Solomon Grundy (Little Upsilon)

Wednesday, November 17, 2010 - 08:10 am Click here to edit this post
What's really brilliant is striking matches in your seat in front of everyone instead of going into the bathroom and just simply blowing up the plane with your shoebomb.

Psst... It isn't real they're just reminding you to be scared

Solomon Grundy (Little Upsilon)

Wednesday, November 17, 2010 - 08:14 am Click here to edit this post
Underwear bomb... I'm sorry... but evil AND retarded is a bad combination.

Oh and you can bet they're knockin' the hell out of your sperm count with those body scanners. The see through your clothes scanners in the airports are the news, pat downs are so... '70s lol (yeah grab my shit, that's cool. If you think I'm smuggling ivory with that elephant trunk go for it)

Scarlet

Friday, November 19, 2010 - 05:16 pm Click here to edit this post
I never understood why they allow lighters on planes and not matches.


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