| Crafty (Fearless Blue) | Saturday, February 26, 2011 - 09:01 pm 
Freeze earthworms to make them easier to sharpen. |
| Dylan (Fearless Blue) | Sunday, February 27, 2011 - 03:23 am
i dont find that helpful, but thanks for the tip. |
| Blueserpent (Fearless Blue) | Sunday, February 27, 2011 - 03:28 am
Dont eat yellow snow |
| Accordion_This (Little Upsilon) | Sunday, February 27, 2011 - 03:34 am
Use the bowl, not the little flush module at the top. |
| Josias (White Giant) | Sunday, February 27, 2011 - 03:42 am
don't except any wooden nickels |
| Linebacker Six | Sunday, February 27, 2011 - 09:17 am
Incoming fire always has the right of way. |
| Scarlet (Little Upsilon) | Sunday, February 27, 2011 - 11:31 am
NEVER spill the beer. |
| ViC (Kebir Blue) | Sunday, February 27, 2011 - 07:07 pm
never drop the soap!!! |
| Keto | Sunday, February 27, 2011 - 08:52 pm
never post a helpful tip |
| Crafty (Kebir Blue) | Sunday, February 27, 2011 - 11:59 pm
You can't make a silk purse from a sows ear, but you can make a football from its bladder. |
| hymy1 (Kebir Blue) | Monday, February 28, 2011 - 12:08 am
You can also use a sow's bladder to regrow a severed finger. |
| Laguna | Monday, February 28, 2011 - 02:27 am
The best time to wash your windows its when it is misty outside. |
| Kitsuné (Little Upsilon) | Monday, February 28, 2011 - 02:37 am
Don't pee against the wind. |
| hymy1 (Kebir Blue) | Monday, February 28, 2011 - 07:13 am
Don't pee on an electric fence |
| Accordion_This (Little Upsilon) | Monday, February 28, 2011 - 11:41 am
Don't pee. It hurts at first, but you learn to store up the piss and take nourishment from it. It's just a matter of learning to take the piss. |
| Parsifal (Kebir Blue) | Monday, February 28, 2011 - 02:14 pm
be sure that the stool is tall enough to reach Old Bossy's tail. |
| opensesame11 The Conqueror (Little Upsilon) | Monday, February 28, 2011 - 07:57 pm
In case you didn't know, your urine is filled with nutrients your body needs and which are in know way toxic. Trust me! |
| Scarlet (Little Upsilon) | Monday, February 28, 2011 - 07:59 pm
Be careful. Sometimes the beer actually IS piss. |
| Accordion_This (Little Upsilon) | Tuesday, March 1, 2011 - 11:34 am
And sometimes the beer has been used for catching...well, anyone here who's seen American Pie knows what I'm talking about. |
| Silverhill Trader (Kebir Blue) | Tuesday, March 1, 2011 - 01:37 pm
Be like water... Grasshopper. |
| EC (White Giant) | Tuesday, March 1, 2011 - 11:37 pm
Don't shake it more than 3 times |
| opensesame11 The Conqueror (Little Upsilon) | Wednesday, March 2, 2011 - 12:08 am
Lernu ne parli Esperanton! |
| Keto (Little Upsilon) | Wednesday, March 2, 2011 - 02:27 am
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth |
| Accordion_This (Little Upsilon) | Wednesday, March 2, 2011 - 02:42 am
Do shake it more than three times if you're in a good mood. |
| Crafty (Fearless Blue) | Wednesday, March 9, 2011 - 10:57 pm
If thine eye offends thee, turn the other cheek. |
| Lorelei | Thursday, March 10, 2011 - 07:30 am
Coincidence?...I think not. |
