| Lorelei (Fearless Blue) | Saturday, March 26, 2011 - 03:41 am 
Coughs from the dust........ Wow, an echo. It seems so dead and vacant down here. Oh look! (points) It's those same drapes! Oh they so need burning. Something smells funny down here.
Looks around for Laguna. Yooooooooohoo! I've come to visit! |
| Laguna | Sunday, March 27, 2011 - 05:33 pm
LOOOOL! Those drapes are a national treasure; a monument to deviant ways.
I have no idea why or where the funny smell comes from here... It's not me.
I've moved up in life. I trap the poor souls I encounter on a penthouse now. |
| Lorelei (Fearless Blue) | Monday, March 28, 2011 - 07:13 am
Wow! Da penthouse!!!! Expensive tastes now, eh? Shall I rename this thread to Laguna's Penthouse Sweet! [sic].
Hi Laguna. Long time no see. |
| Laguna | Monday, March 28, 2011 - 12:09 pm
LOL! Those sweets bring in endearing wandering souls faster than Portugal increases its yield spread. :p
Hey, Jan. We missed youuu. :p You real spruce up the chat and the forum. Glad to have you back. |
| Parsifal (Kebir Blue) | Monday, March 28, 2011 - 03:25 pm
The smell comes from the stacks and stacks of moldy Portuguese bonds. You want some US 30 year bonds too? |
| Lorelei (Fearless Blue) | Monday, March 28, 2011 - 05:00 pm
Thanks, Laguna. I've missed you too. It's good to be back. I needed a break he he
I hope that your busy life will let you pop in to visit sometime. :-) But just in case, I brought you your own personal thread here...you know to keep you busy, active and alive!
All my best to you,
Jan
To Parsifal.... that could be it or those nasty, gawdawful legendary drapes!!!! |
| Parsifal (Kebir Blue) | Monday, March 28, 2011 - 07:32 pm
i forgot about the drapes. if he'd just take them down and air them out. uck. |
| Lorelei | Monday, March 28, 2011 - 07:59 pm
I did swipe em once and told him I burned them (but actually hid them). He was so visibly distraught, it just tore at me, I couldn't take it....I returned them. I did handle carefully though, with gloves. I'm a safety girl. :-) |
| Laguna | Tuesday, March 29, 2011 - 12:13 am
LMAOOOO!!!!! Best line ever.
Those drapes are a depository of mankind's DNA! |
| Parsifal (Kebir Blue) | Tuesday, March 29, 2011 - 04:20 am
hmmmm....sounds like a little double-entendre there. i'll just leave the room now and peep through the door. |
| Parsifal (Kebir Blue) | Tuesday, March 29, 2011 - 02:43 pm
gawd!!! i can't believe it. can you really do that? |
| Lorelei | Tuesday, March 29, 2011 - 04:02 pm
Runs to look! Peeps in....... OMG!!! Parsifal, I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it wif my own eyes. Knows, I should look away, yet.... I can't seem to stop looking!!!
What are those?! (points over there) |
| Banedon Runestar (Kebir Blue) | Tuesday, March 29, 2011 - 06:29 pm
Pants. I believe those are pants...
I hope... |
| Lorelei (Fearless Blue) | Tuesday, March 29, 2011 - 07:42 pm
I dunno. They frighten me! Runs to hide behind Parsifal and Banedon. Pushes you both in. Ya'll go investigate! I wait out here. |
| Parsifal (Kebir Blue) | Tuesday, March 29, 2011 - 11:00 pm
What? a pair of red stilleto women's shoes. Parsifal can't contain his women's shoe fetish, dons the shoes and prances around the room. but then a dark shadow apprears from behind the curtain.... |
| Lorelei (Fearless Blue) | Wednesday, March 30, 2011 - 06:07 am
OMG! The shadow takes on an ominous human form. It's BlueSerpent!!!! So this is where he has been hiding!!!! ....in Laguna's basement. (Get's suspicious)
OMG I dun believe it!!!! He has grown hair!!! And, it's spiked on top and GREEN!!!!(giggles at first and then begins to tremble in fear!) I think he now has become the Dark Lord of the basement, since Laguna now on high in da Penthouse! |
| Lorelei (Fearless Blue) | Wednesday, March 30, 2011 - 06:20 am
Oh Parsifal, dun worry, I have a shoe fetish too! I'm like so envying right now those red stilletos you have on, but they are soooooooooo big!
Oh my! I may have located the smell. (Holds nose.) Points!!! I think they (the shoes) were used as some sort of urine receptical. YIKES!!! You know how men are when they drunk, they go in everything....shoes, plants. You know...it's a target game.....shoot and aim at varying distances. |
| Parsifal | Wednesday, March 30, 2011 - 03:05 pm
oh gawd, i think you're right. but as in all martial arts, you turn your weaknesses into strengths...Parsifal takes off stilletos and gives one to Lorelei and they both stand holding shoe with spike end pointed at Blue Serpent (not that he's a threat) in case he has deceptive intent... |
| Laguna | Wednesday, March 30, 2011 - 08:20 pm
Shoe fight!!!! |
| Lorelei | Thursday, March 31, 2011 - 02:34 am
Bet I'll win!!!!! lol |
| Parsifal (Kebir Blue) | Thursday, March 31, 2011 - 04:05 am
cheez, i've got piss all over my hands..Parsifal throws the shoe down leaving himself completely vulnerable to the dark shadow. him thinks, "if i run quickly, maybe i can get to the penthouse. but i've heard there are terrible creatures up there too. what will i do, what will i do", he says wiping his hands on the drapes. |
| Lorelei (Fearless Blue) | Thursday, March 31, 2011 - 04:15 am
Dun you worry, Parsifal. I know how to take care of the Dark Lord. (heyu) If I were you, I'd be more worried that you touched those drapes! YIKES!!!(Throws you some sanitary hand gel!) |
| Banedon Runestar (Kebir Blue) | Thursday, March 31, 2011 - 08:08 pm
*backs away into a corner*
*mutters something about evil shoes* |
| Parsifal (Kebir Blue) | Thursday, March 31, 2011 - 09:06 pm
the dank atmosphere hangs heavy with the smell of urine and years of neglect. Parsifal thanks Lorelei for the hand gel. it's cool soothing feel carry's Parsifal back to a simpler time when loving hands caressed his little body and sang lullaby's. his memory glances down and sees the shoes....mother, is it you? please don't let me be swallowed up by the darkness and the threat of the Dark Lord. and where's Laguna, the great father of us all. he only makes brief appearances, passes his hand over the proceedings, either blessing or condemning his children. oh please, father keep us safe in our play. |
| Lorelei (Little Upsilon) | Friday, April 1, 2011 - 06:21 am
I face the dark lord looking him intently in the eyes. "Blueserpent, we meet again," I said huskily.
I glance over and see Banedon in the corner, knowing that I am responsible for saving us all. I'm hoping that Parsifal makes it to da Penthouse alive! No telling what funkness he has concocted from touching those drapes!
I stand unmoving and with no forewarning, I stomp the dark master's foot, grinding my stilleto heel in deep. Blueserpent hollers out, holding his knee up, holding his injured foot, and hopping. Then I give him a swift kick in the shin on the other leg. I run, grab Banedon and we flee the basement! |
