The top 10 things males do that drive girls mad!

look i've taken the bull by the horns and asked all our female friends what they find most annoying about the men in their lives.

The result? Here is chiwoo's definitive list of the top 10 things girls would give anything to have their men change about themselves. Does your fella fall foul of this list?

I reckon a lot of it is pretty much undeniable, but I'm also a realist. I understand that men/boys can be exasperating too, and that a lot of what we think of as witty or endearing or cool or normal is, to you, teeth-gnashingly annoying.

But as I'm a man, I wasn't sure of the specifics (the obsessive sports thing, for instance - that can't be annoying - sport is great!). So I gathered the opinions of a host of female friends and acquaintances and whittled down a list of a few so called complaints to the top 10 most annoying traits in men.

So here it is. These are the traits that drive a lar

Seems to me you are describing most English women, not the men. Especially the stubble in the sink.

Great. All the things about ourselves that it's impossible to change.

Well here is my advice.......... shoes. Women looooooooooooove shoes! :-) A way to a woman's heart is with shoes. Forget diamonds!

Rednecks Rule!!!

Crafty, i almost split my sides on your response.

Here are a couple from an old therapist.
1. we don't listen
2. we don't know how to drive (their response,not mine)
3. when we do listen, we try to fix things. they don't want us to fix it, just listen.
4. We're not romantic.

#1.............. MEN DON'T LISTEN!!!

Lorelei, you said something?

Yay sexism!

Hmm, I don't think I've met this archetypal male character.

However, I've met male characters that quite obviously play upon (by explicitly counteracting) these archetypal assumptions to get into women's underwear.

Scowls at Noproblem....big time! Well Scarlet, why you think women stopped wearing undies....too many men trying to get in em! (scowls)

"We start... then we stop"

Be fair, that's usually because we've finished. Both my mum & my sister 'multitask'. In other words, they start every task, but finish none of them.

A ten things women do to piss off men should be made....wait, everything they do pisses men off

Lorelei, you already hijacked my thread about Simocide. STOP F***ING HIJACKING F***ING THREADS AND MAKE YOUR OWN F***ING THREAD ABOUT F***ING SHOES AND SEE THAT NOBODY! F***ING! CARES!

The other side of the coin looks simular.

for instace, drama bores who lie about their wieght.

Reverse rolls often proves we are the same.
The moral is, don't be petty and selfish.

Get a dog. You know where you are with a dog.

BBJBS e1 cares about shoes in their own way...

You would complain if u didnt have any to wear and it was snowing

So stop F***ING worrying about F***ING shoes

lol lol lol

My shoes have lasted me going on a year. I like my shoes.

These shoes cost three hundred dollars,
These shoes cost three hundred dollars,
These shoes cost three hundred fucking dollars.
Let's get 'em.

I felt compelled to inventory my shoes. According to my records, I have 83 pairs of shoes. I have broken them down into categories:

Tennis Shoes/Walking Shoes 8 pairs
Knee High Boots 6 pairs
Ankle Boots 9 pairs
Summer Sandles 12 pairs
High Heels 23 pairs
Strappy Heels 17 pairs
House slippers 4 pairs
Clogs 4 pairs

Oh and when Blueserpent buys me those awesome pink boots! I'll have 84 pairs!!!! hint hint

Question of the day...... what is the most money you have spent on a pair of shoes.... for real?

Oh...... RE: Lorelei, you already hijacked my thread about Simocide. STOP F***ING HIJACKING F***ING THREADS AND MAKE YOUR OWN F***ING THREAD ABOUT F***ING SHOES AND SEE THAT NOBODY! F***ING! CARES!

Seems to me like there is quite a discussion going on about shoes, BBJBS. You just jealous cuz they prefer my topic of shoes to YOUR topics. lol :-P

I have my regular shoes, dress shoes, running shoes, and hiking boots. Wow, 4 pairs.

My husband is a scientist and he can never listen to a single word of complaint out of my mouth before drawing up diagrams, calling his friends, and consulting academic journals and wikipedia to construct the perfect solution. Sometimes I'm just bitching about the morning commute, and he's already got the GPS fired up.

Scarlet, I beat you.

I have my steel-capped boots, sandals, zip-up dress shoes, pull-on dress shoes, lace-up dress shoes, runners, and slippers :P

So, what, 6 pairs of shoes?