Three Word Story- Revived

I'm getting sick of back to back posts of complaining etc. so I decided to revive (much to some people's horror) the good ol' Three Word Story to break the ice and make these forums a fun place again.

I'll get the ball rolling.

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Three blind mice

updated the game

value is declining

an invitation to

White Giant's apocalypse

metal concert. One

more update will

not be allowed

until next week

or the next

millennium preferably. Then

population will cost

eight innocent virgins.

With our declining

profits and sanity

SEX DRUGS ROCKNROLL

will seem the

polar opposite of

fine wines and

nubile blind mice

gnashing futilely at

fat cats. Therefore,

we must open

the crate of

Hydrochloric acid. Then,