Muchos Grassyass por tu assistianachos

I am Nigerian prince and know not how to make happy game. So sad.

If you are to please send me your account information I am being very wealthy and will make deposit of 1 billion Canadian pounds into your bank account.

I can validate my integrity and trustworthiness with certificate of authenticity signed with royal seal of Africa. You are not should be afraid to be friendly terms with my enterprise with my only desire are to have social intercourse with all your memberships.

Bull shit

ROFL

LMAO
I am a nigerian prince!

(spartacus; everyone chime in)

Canada uses dollars not pounds LOL.

And im the President Of The United States lol

Stupid Nigerian princes.....

I salute our Nigerian royalty. And would be happy to facilitate the deposit of funds into my bank account. To do so quickly, please send me the details of your bank account including any passwords or sitekeys. To protect your interests, I will immediately issue you a check drawn on the bouncing rubber bank. You won't even need any identification to cash it there, as they trust the integrity of all extraterrestrial CIA employees such as myself. Feel free to contact me here, or via standardized galactic messages (I'll remove my aluminum foil hat.)

Live long and prosper,
M. Ney

Awesome!

Must say, your avatar makes your proposal very interesting...

Great to see ya homie.