<B>Warning</B>

West Nile virus.

The health authority of Texas has issued the following alert.

BorderC is known to be the criminal mastermind with a vial of the deadly 'west nile virus' (Group: Group IV Family: Flaviridae Genus: Flavivirus Species: West Nile Virus). His motive is unclear but is thought to be supreme control of gun toting 'yee-haws' prone to reside in areas of Texas. These red-necks are then encouraged to enrole in an MPPORPG called Simcountry to gain the complete ownership of all gold coins.

All players are advised to strictly avoid the player called BorderC, aka BC, and any suspected allied accounts. This virus is easily transmitted through forum or chat posts, or breast contact.

Remember, your life is your responsibilty.

Huh.

Damn bastard, why the hell did he get involved on the chat forums, when all hell broke loose in the first place. Criminal cyber-space should always come out of hiding once the FBI takes place over at your end. Then lets see if he is laughing on the other side of his face.

Thats terrible! i just read this 3 times and still have no clue what i read xD

The evil inside him can not be contained!

I always knew BorderC was infectious! I just knew!

We need to stamp him out like we do those nasty mosquito suckers. SMACK! SQUASH!

or Anthony, let Pazuzu take care of him!

Don't you worry. My Queen will take good care of him. You've seen how powerful my dear queen from hell is. She'll and the legions will stop, one way or another. I have faith in Pazuzu.

Thank you, Anthony, we knew we could count on you and Pazuzu in this extreme situation...

Does anyone need to hear how this virus got started, and spread?

As long as it doesn't involve monkeys.

Atleast im not a monkey. So dont accuse me of it. You all know me by heart wise.

Oh, oh! Me!, me! I want to hear the story! Specially if it involves monkeys.

he forgot to mention curtains as well :S

Seriously guys what the heck am i reading here xD

Luke, you dun wanna know! Trust Lorelei. You dun even wanna ask!

Muahs and Shoes,
Lorelei

Why dont we hear the stories. If this a joke, then lets all be monkeys.

Anthony, I think ALL of us are already monkeys,test monkeys, that is.

Sounds abominable. Now, who wants a big, sloppy kiss?

What are your hourly rates?

I wonder how the monekys go. hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo. something like that.

Arrggggh NO! He's infiltrated this thread.

I suggest we fight biological warfare with more biological warfare. Lorelei, can we use your honking feet?

Oh crap, the spelling, the spelling.


MONKEYS...

Well, since you've asked, hourly rates are thus:


Looking: 64 British pounds (or 18 American ounces)
Touching: Beads, rings, and other shiny things
Exchange of bodily fluids: 2 goats and an ox head

And I think that's inappropriate enough.

Crap, where's the antidote you evil villain you...

Lol

I will have you know that Anthony and the evil Queen Pazuzu LIKE my honking feet!!!! SCOWLS at Crafty