| Tom Morgan | Sunday, August 26, 2012 - 01:09 pm 
Post anything here.
Discussion of shoes is banned  Take that Lorelei! HAHAHA! |
| Anthony King | Sunday, August 26, 2012 - 02:30 pm
The Random Thread! You say the random thread. Ok.
Lets talk about shoes shall we. Females do to have life, you know. Are you against women or something?
You gotta realize it's a joke. No offence though. Females do to have feelings you know. No, i'm not sticking up for homo lifestyle, it's just wrong. But in your case, we understand it. Even though, there are women who also walks that life. Although, i don't blame them. Every one has their own rights and there is always consequences.
One thing i do not believe in, is the equality. |
| Crafty | Sunday, August 26, 2012 - 04:53 pm
Acquired taste:
What was the most disgusting thing to put in your mouth when you were younger but of which you are now quite fond?
Cloves, like in rice pudding or baked apples, urgchh, now I kinda like them.
And coffee, I spend a lot on expensive real coffee, hated it before I went US side and came back with the habit.
And ear wax, dont mind it now, probably a bit much in a sandwich...but... |
| Lorelei | Sunday, August 26, 2012 - 05:24 pm
Trust me, you Brits eating gross junk like Black Pudding and Haggis.......y'all eat ANYTHING. Cloves, coffee and even ear wax - Gawd forbid, is better than that!!!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwie times infinity! |
| Lorelei | Sunday, August 26, 2012 - 05:24 pm
Tom...... dun make me make a Shoe thread! SCOWLS |
| Laguna | Sunday, August 26, 2012 - 05:43 pm
Quote:What was the most disgusting thing to put in your mouth when you were younger but of which you are now quite fond?
This must be some sort of trap. |
| Crafty | Sunday, August 26, 2012 - 09:56 pm
Hahahahaha laguna!
I truly did think that as I posted it, I almost put a comment for your attention, Lulz. |
| Tom Morgan | Monday, August 27, 2012 - 09:55 am
I like coffee. 1 coffee in the morning and 1 at night. |
| Tom Morgan | Monday, August 27, 2012 - 09:56 am
One aquired taste an Australian must have is Vegemite. It's yummy. |
| Kasper Quinn | Monday, August 27, 2012 - 10:47 am
Laguna, Crafty. Yea, thats my vote. |
| Crafty | Monday, August 27, 2012 - 12:12 pm
Vegemite?! Get into the REAL stuff.
MARMITE ftw. |
| Tom Morgan | Monday, August 27, 2012 - 01:47 pm
Nah I've tried the stuff. Marmite is a crappy version of Vegemite.
Of course, a Pom will never admit that us Aussies are always right |
| Anthony King | Monday, August 27, 2012 - 05:59 pm
I never liked Marmite or the old version of Vegemite. I can't remember what is was called. I think it is Marmite. Vegemite taste better with slice of cheese. Hence, we even got Vegemite in the cupboard. |
| Crafty | Monday, August 27, 2012 - 06:57 pm
I thought the difference was just Marmite was beef based, Vegemite - veggie.
Me's, I'm a red blooded meat eating dawg.
Now there is Bovril...yuchhhk |
| Lorelei | Tuesday, August 28, 2012 - 02:34 am
What's this weird stuff you talking about???? Marmite and Vegemite.... sounds like bugs of some sort. and Bovril??? Ewwie to whatever that is! |
| Tom Morgan | Tuesday, August 28, 2012 - 10:39 am
Lorelei, look them up on Google, then buy some on eBay. It will revolutionise the way you live. |
| Crafty | Tuesday, August 28, 2012 - 10:51 am
It's just like Koolaid but with a....erm, extra something. Yummie.
Incidently, it is a good substitute for shoe polish. |
| Lorelei | Tuesday, August 28, 2012 - 05:21 pm
Looking something up on Google, just takes effort! Just like moving workers in your countries. I choose to not do it. ha ha ha ha :P |
| Star Polarity | Tuesday, August 28, 2012 - 09:52 pm
Crafty - that is one ugly shoe you have for an avatar.
Makes me suspect Lorelei hasn't refreshed her cache lately, since she isn't commenting on your picture... |
| Crafty | Tuesday, August 28, 2012 - 11:01 pm
Its me ass kicking boot...
And her cache isn't the only thing she hasnt refreshed lately. Phewwwww
\me holds nose/ |
| Lorelei | Wednesday, August 29, 2012 - 12:06 am
WTH???????!!!!!!!!!! You better NOT be referring to ma feet again!!!!!!!!!! SCOWLS |
| Lorelei | Wednesday, August 29, 2012 - 12:10 am
Oh Star, I NOTICED. ha ha ha ha ha I gots a big big laugh. I've gone back to being my "witchy" self, cuz I's back at the J-O-B. ha ha ha My life of leisure is over. :-( |
| Laguna | Wednesday, August 29, 2012 - 12:11 am
Crafty told me he went to the loo after you and... it didn't smell like roses. |
| TheRealAutey | Thursday, August 30, 2012 - 07:06 pm
Shoes.
*runs and hides* |
| Lorelei | Thursday, August 30, 2012 - 08:49 pm
Pffffft.......... pure roses, Laguna!!! Furthermore, I dun go to the loo, I go to the bathroom. ha ha ha ha another one of those weird Brit terms ha ha ha
Grabs shoes and starts throwing them at Laguna's head!!!!!!!!! SCOWLS! See, Autey knows the outcome of your post! ha ha ha ha |
| Crafty | Thursday, August 30, 2012 - 08:57 pm
Back to random...how many of you here can lick your elbow? |
| Lorelei | Friday, August 31, 2012 - 12:27 am
Well first off, why would I even TRY!!!! ha ha ha I'm sure it would be most uncomfy. :P
But to answer...... not I. |
| Jiang Hu Warrior | Friday, August 31, 2012 - 01:02 am
phunney, we had a holiday i came back and read this, you know what, shoes are banned haha!
but better still vivian westwood style, mutli-playrs still try to evade detection but not for long when we find em, a whacking's coming big time. |
| Serpent | Friday, August 31, 2012 - 04:42 am
I cant lick my elbow! LOL
Here is a question for you though.... Why am I so happy when my wife buys me tools (saws, nail guns, router tables etc...)to work with, but she is upset when I buy her tools (iron, blender, kitchen knives etc...) to work with? |
| Crafty | Friday, August 31, 2012 - 10:43 am
Heh, excellent question. If you do figure women out, be sure to publish. |
| Alexandrov Stolin | Friday, August 31, 2012 - 05:28 pm
I can lick my elbow it hurts though |
| Crafty | Friday, August 31, 2012 - 07:24 pm
I'm not saying what bits of me I can lick... |
| Keto | Friday, August 31, 2012 - 10:37 pm
crafty, you're not right |
| Lorelei | Saturday, September 1, 2012 - 12:41 am
We (women) are easy to figure out and easy to make happy. You men need some instruction, however. ha ha ha ha :P |
| Lorelei | Tuesday, September 4, 2012 - 04:11 pm
Wha??? No comment from da fellers as to my last post??? ha ha ha ha Or do you silently agree wif me? ha ha ha ha |
| Laguna | Wednesday, September 5, 2012 - 12:54 am
I was going to make a snappy remark, but then I feared THE SHOE. |
| Sir Anthony King | Wednesday, September 5, 2012 - 09:04 am
Well, im back with the new country. I hope i do well this time. Cant afford to lower too much shares in the stock market. Ive learned alot in the past two months here. And im a ceo as well. Wish you all the best of luck people.
Anthony. |
| Drew | Wednesday, September 5, 2012 - 09:13 am
I told you not to =) |
| Lorelei | Wednesday, September 5, 2012 - 09:22 pm
ha ha ha ha Laguna I so love your wit!
OMG do I have to call Anthony, Sir now??? lol Anthony, I saw the movie Possession over the weekend and I thought of ya! You dun do weird body contortions and emit stinky smells and such do ya? Anyways, the movie is based on a true story. Thought you might be interested. |
| Sir Anthony King | Thursday, September 6, 2012 - 03:07 am
lol, no i dont Lorlei. thank you for the movie, ill look into if we can order one. we have quite of demonic possessed movies here. someone did tell me that some movies arnt quite good, but i might as well finish the collection of demonic possession. its so reality and true stuff.
thank you for welcoming me back again, but i have learnt alot in the last 2 months even with the forum. |
| Lorelei | Thursday, September 6, 2012 - 04:29 pm
Dear Anthony,
The movie is out at the theatres now. So you will have to wait to buy. By the way, I do believe in demonic possession. I am catholic and our priests perform exorcisms. (Refer to The Exorcist) By the way, it was Pazuzu that possessed the character played by Linda Blair. :P
Remind me one day to tell you the story of the evil bedspread that came into my family's possession. ha ha ha ha I'll save it for Halloween time. :P
I wish you luck in growing your new country. :-) |
| maclean | Thursday, September 6, 2012 - 04:31 pm
Lorelei: if women are so easy to understand and please, why am I still a bachelor? ( Possibly this should go in the "Ask Lorelei" thread ) |
| Sir Anthony King | Thursday, September 6, 2012 - 05:12 pm
Thank you Lorlei.
As far exorcisms goes and all that, i was a born-again christian once before so there for i know what i am doing. Like i said before, i chosed to be with Satan for good since christ abandoned me.
You all clearly do know who i am in spririt, i wish i never let my guard down only because of the excitement got the better of me and i felt like to share my experiences even its behind the internet. I have learnt alot lately to keep things to myself, especially with Pazuzu herself. This is indeed a long journey for me and being with Pazuzu.
I do know alot of people dont believe me, but take heed that demonic possessed is real and everyone has there own different beliefs. There is only Heaven and Hell, nothing more. Anyway, i am not here to start another debate thing, please warn your priests not to try anything on me even if it goes to great length, do not mess with demonic spirits, they are very strong.
I have made my allegiance to be with the devil for eternity.
Thank you all, Anthony. |
| Lorelei | Thursday, September 6, 2012 - 05:40 pm
Maclean,
I think women are quite easy to understand. Deep down, I think most women want to have a relationship with a man that she can trust, depend on, a man of honor and backbone. Fidelity is also important. Most women want a partner, someone to work alongside of in raising a family, in building a home and life together. She wants a man who "stands up".
Your state of bachelorhood, Maclean, may just be that you have certain ideals for the type of female you want...the type of female you are attracted to. There are conservative types and there are liberal types. There are those who act like "ladies" and those who act "slutty". There are those who are shy and those who are outgoing. There are so many variables. Just choose wisely. |
| Serpent | Thursday, September 6, 2012 - 06:30 pm
But you see Jan you cant say women are simple and then say.... "There are conservative types and there are liberal types. There are those who act like "ladies" and those who act "slutty". There are those who are shy and those who are outgoing. There are so many variables." Dont sound to simple to me! Your WHOLE statement testifies to the fact that the fairer gender is anything BUT simple!
Now men on the other hand.... very easy to figure out!
LOL |
| nix001 | Thursday, September 6, 2012 - 07:10 pm
Yea thats because we spend most our time standing around, scratching our heads trying to work out the contradiction called 'The Woman'.
Nothing much else to figure out. Apart from:
1) Don't break our balls about making you happy and we will make you happy.
2) Feed us and we will be happy ;)
Hey all Yo Crafty. Acquired taste: Whiskey and strawberry milk shake. Still hate mushy peas and liquorish. |
| Laguna | Thursday, September 6, 2012 - 07:29 pm
Women: the creature where a penis is inserted and a baby comes out nine months later.
Things were so much simpler in the good old medieval times.
Do I get hit with THE SHOE now? |
| nix001 | Thursday, September 6, 2012 - 07:41 pm
Ouch....teaches me to stand so close to Laguna
The Bible says that the sole reason God created women in the first place was to provide company and service to men (1 Corinthians 11:9)
LOL Maybe thats why he left not long afterwards? I mean....how was he gonna win that one? |
| Laguna | Thursday, September 6, 2012 - 08:07 pm
LOL! |
| Crafty | Thursday, September 6, 2012 - 08:11 pm
Yes with mushy peas. Butter beans too, yet I love refried beans.
I'm a banana milkshake kind of man.
Quote:Nothing much else to figure out. Apart from:
1) Don't break our balls about making you happy and we will make you happy.
2) Feed us and we will be happy ;)
If that were the case, I would be living with my local curry chef. |
| nix001 | Thursday, September 6, 2012 - 08:12 pm
LOL |
| Lorelei | Thursday, September 6, 2012 - 08:23 pm
@ Laguna......... I'm frowning at you, if da truth be known. lol
My reply is this:
Thus why God gave us (the creature known as "woman") the instrument known as a pair of scissors and the knowledge on how to use them.......same can be said for THE SHOE, which also comes in pairs. (SCOWLS)
@ Nix - about time you got hit by one of my shoes. ha ha ha ha It's for all those times you tormented my beloved brat - Bobo. (Yes, I still carry a grudge to this day. ha ha ha) :P Sorry though that in this case you were innocently standing by The Laguner. Because I'm old now and have found out I need glasses, my vision or aim is a wee bit off. lol
@ Jason....... oh it is simple....... if you want the liberal, slutty type.......you can go pick that type out...if you want the quiet, conservative type,,,go pick that out. If you want the smart, nerdy type, go pick that type out... As in your case, the drippy BBQ sauce type chick on the Hardees commercial........go pick that one out or ..... well you best just buy the hamburger...or you'll be standing there looking in puzzlement as to why your creature known as woman - Shelley- beamed you over the head wif a frying pan! ha ha ha ha |
| Lorelei | Thursday, September 6, 2012 - 08:30 pm
Furthermore.......... lol
Regarding Nix's reference to scripture:
"The Bible says that the sole reason God created women in the first place was to provide company and service to men (1 Corinthians 11:9)
Well the creature known as "man" must not have been too appealing if the creature known as "woman" was immediately drawn to the "forbidden fruit" of the serpent. (Not a reference to Jason, cuz I see a comment forthcoming about that ha ha ha) |
| nix001 | Thursday, September 6, 2012 - 08:35 pm
Yea I guess I can see that. A man standing there scratching his head in confusion, muttering the word 'why' while drooling with lust might have been a bit of a turn off |
| Crafty | Thursday, September 6, 2012 - 08:36 pm
Nah, typical women, sticking her nose in where it doesn't belong. Particularily if there is a big sign saying "STAY AWAY!!!". |
| nix001 | Thursday, September 6, 2012 - 08:37 pm
LOL |
| Lorelei | Thursday, September 6, 2012 - 08:52 pm
I will simplify it all for you.......seeing as something so simple appears to be so complex for your gender......
Just dun even try to figure us out. Just do as your told, and we are all good and happy. :P |
| nix001 | Thursday, September 6, 2012 - 10:48 pm
Do you think God was jealous of man sitting there under the apple tree without a care in the world and thought 'you know what, why should he live a stress free life?' and thats why he created woman? ;) |
| Lorelei | Friday, September 7, 2012 - 01:24 am
No, he thought........man couldn't make it on his own and he needed a strong woman to be his backbone and guideance. :P |
| Crafty | Friday, September 7, 2012 - 04:10 pm
Funny how even an omnipotent God couldn't prevent a woman from taking that fruit when she 'had to have it'. |
| Serpent | Friday, September 7, 2012 - 04:21 pm
Serpents fruits are rather nice! |
| Lorelei | Friday, September 7, 2012 - 06:46 pm
I could actually forgo the "apple" but an awesome pair of shoes, I'd kill for them! Just thought y'all might wanna know.
I KNEW such a post from Jason would be forthcoming lol |
| maclean | Saturday, September 8, 2012 - 03:25 pm
God created man and woman, then told man that loving, obedient women could be found in all corners of the earth. Then he made the earth round and laughed, and laughed... |
| maclean | Saturday, September 8, 2012 - 03:35 pm
@ Lorelei: Part of the attraction is the Mystery that is Woman; you are very complicated creatures, and easy on the eyes, and not like us cruder, more transparent types (in general). Part of my "once burned, twice shy" viewpoint probably comes from when I was a youth and acted chivalrously toward the gals, and tried to "treat them nice", and had it thrown back in my face with utter scorn and contempt. The "game" was horrible, so I quit "playing". |
| nix001 | Saturday, September 8, 2012 - 10:22 pm
God created man and woman, then told man that loving, obedient women could be found in all corners of the earth. Then he made the earth round and laughed, and laughed...
LL |
| Putter | Sunday, September 9, 2012 - 08:49 am
LOL, now that was funny! i can see us being unpopular with the women here, sorry |
| Lorelei | Wednesday, September 12, 2012 - 06:56 pm
Maclean,
Relationships "gone bad" just hurt especially when true feelings are involved. Women are "burned" just like mean are. Sometimes you just meet up/hook up with the "wrong" person. Sometimes what YOU think is best for you, may not necessarily be the BEST for you. If a relationship doesn't survive the test of time, it was on a rocky foundation to begin with, and better to end. It takes total commitment on two people's part. A sharing through good and bad, a partnership. A relationship is never one-sided. I have loved twice in my life and have been hurt in both cases. One relationship I ended and the other was ended by the guy. But I don't have any regrets in both cases. I know trusting in someone again is a scary thing, but you have to work on taking that leap of faith in someone again. It's part of growing and living, and love will find you again! |
| Lorelei | Wednesday, September 12, 2012 - 06:56 pm
@ Putter's comment: "LOL, now that was funny! i can see us being unpopular with the women here, sorry."
I just feel compelled to line all you men up against a wall and throw shoes at your heads. That's all. lol |
| Keto | Wednesday, September 12, 2012 - 08:50 pm
Lorelie I thought u were going to say something else, rather than throw shoes....winkwink...... |
| Lorelei | Wednesday, September 12, 2012 - 09:14 pm
??? I have no clue as to what you are referring to ??? /me is clueless...
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| Lorelei | Wednesday, September 12, 2012 - 09:16 pm
A personal observation here, but has Kasper dropped off da face of da earth? Must be da lil woman. ha ha ha ha Told ya, women are always in control. lol |
