Four Word Story

I know some gnash their teet at these, but I say, close your eyes if you don't like it; we're not holding a gun to your head--yet...

I'll start.

While trying to negotiate

with jackseptic, wendy threw

And hit Pancakes and

multiplied him into tiny

Pieces of dust. Then..

-______-

Pancakes was REBORN to

Be a pancake again

Then Kiss_Of_Death throws a

Large anvil aimed at

all of her shoes

when suddenly her shoes

Blows up and she

wanted some food, but

she starved to death

Her ghost lives on


(*grumbles to self....killin' me off like that and in such a horrific manner...wipin' out my shoes and starving me to death! I've neva! Now I will HAUNT YOU ALL!)

haunting Tom Cruise's underwear

which is chasing Tom

Cruise around his mansion.

And when fixing cocktails,

they blow in everyone's

face the pleasing aroma

Sprung from the closet

but then holly said"

Big girls don't cry