| Lorelei | Wednesday, January 16, 2013 - 10:15 pm 
A Message to All You Sim Playahs! And I dedicate this to the old man of us Simmers - To Crafty
"An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old Doberman thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep shit now!"
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.
Just as the panther is about to leap, the old Doberman exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.
"Whew!," says the panther, "That was close! That old Doberman nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.
The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.
The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"
Now, the old Doberman sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet. Just when they get close enough to hear, the old Doberman says ...
"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!"
Moral of this story...
Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!
Brilliance only comes with age and experience." |
| Carthaginian | Thursday, January 17, 2013 - 04:18 am
Lorie Lee, where you been?! I've been lookin fer you. |
| Lorelei | Thursday, January 17, 2013 - 04:11 pm
Hiya Carthi!
I will now just be doing random visits. I have withdrawn from the game due to behaviors of a certain player. But I love all you peeps, and will come back to visit, throw a shoe and an occasional Hallmark Card "death threat"!!!! :P
It's almost Friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiday!!! :-) |
| shave | Thursday, January 17, 2013 - 08:32 pm
Gee wonder who that might be? |
| Wilhelm III | Friday, January 18, 2013 - 10:40 pm
You better visit more than randomly or I will rely on my Celtic Germanic spells to curse your shoes! |
| Lorelei | Friday, January 18, 2013 - 11:34 pm
I will, Wolfie. Great to see you today! I'll be back to visit, I promise.
All my best, |
| Tallisibeth na Colliete | Friday, January 18, 2013 - 11:40 pm
...I must say, I myself do miss your accurate shoe throwing and random death threats. And if you don't visit, I'll be forced to aim all my nukes at every shoe factory in Simcountry, reducing them to ash. Which is more painful than putting a curse on them............this message will self-destruct in five seconds...........or not. |
| Lorelei | Saturday, January 19, 2013 - 02:17 am
Thanks, Lisibeth. I'll come back. I always do. We ALL do! :P Y'all tc! |
| Xbox | Saturday, January 19, 2013 - 02:25 am
Lorelei, if you come to WG ill being you shoe shopping with me. Sound good? Haha |
| Lorelei | Saturday, January 19, 2013 - 08:48 pm
OKAY!!!! :P |
| shave | Monday, January 21, 2013 - 07:04 pm
i really wish you hadnt allowed that person to run you off, but you are missed.!  |
