You are part of a psychological experiment disguised as a game by the CIA and the NKVD (who used to be the KGB) who are both actually controlled by the same entity, the Illuminati, through their use of mind control techniques developed in the MK-ULTRA operation. This experiment is funded by the Bilderbergers and the Vril Society who are the shadowy figures behind the Federal Reserve (which is neither Federal nor a Reserve). They all get together at wild orgies twice a year at Area 51, where they are joined by the aliens controlling the U.N., and at the Bohemian Grove, where they meet with the Theosophists and key figures of both the media and the game-developing world, to hatch further schemes.
This is for entertainment purposes only, and any resemblence to any organization, real or fictional, is purely coincidental. I must go now, as someone is knocking on my