Drinking Game

Donald Trump has reportedly written his own speech. Here are the rules of the game.

Drinks with Donnie

Yes, my lord: If Donald compliments himself, everyone must bow. The last person to bow downs their drink.

Glorious orator: If Trumpy forgets his speech and goes on a tangent, the first person to say: "Excellent point!" is allowed to assign two sips to anyone.

Wait, what?: Everyone drinks when Donald Trump contradicts himself within one minute.

Wordator extraordinaire: When Donny Don invents a word, the youngest person drinks any amount they want. Everyone else must take as many sips.

Splitting hairs: If T-Dog mentions his hair, the oldest person drinks any amount they want. Everyone else must take as many sips.

Make America Drink Again: When Donaldine Trumpet says "Make America Great Again", everybody takes a shot.

Unbelievable: If the words "you would not believe&#

Throws a shoe at Seizure's head!

Are we tired of winning yet? hehe

I played a game.

I took a shot every time Barry Soetoro said I during his speech. I was hammered in 15 minutes.

For the record he mentioned himself 75 times in a 51 minute speech.

Not good enough since the word I is common enough. Hell, you said it 4 times.

Well at least now I have HOPE and I do believe positive CHANGE is coming.

We'll see.