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The_Wicked_Lady
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26 Aug 2019 21:44Link
I read this on Facebook. I'm still laughing.
We have Pizza night every Friday and on my way home I got stopped by a Tennessee State Trooper . I already knew why he got me (speeding) but of course, I had to ask him why he stopped me. I don’t have any tickets on my record and was hoping I could get away with my ted hose from surgery on my left knee so I decided to test my luck and try to get out of the ticket with sympathy and humor.
About a week ago, I saw some fart spray at Dirt Cheap, so I bought it so i could use it when I go to my son's house (he is always playing tricks like that) Anyway, the bottle said to squirt about 2 sprays. Well as the cop walks toward my car, I sprayed about 5 squirts. I almost gagged. He gets to my window and asks me to get out. I said I can’t!
He immediately stops in his tracks and he says "OMG...what’s that smell?!!" The look o
We have Pizza night every Friday and on my way home I got stopped by a Tennessee State Trooper . I already knew why he got me (speeding) but of course, I had to ask him why he stopped me. I don’t have any tickets on my record and was hoping I could get away with my ted hose from surgery on my left knee so I decided to test my luck and try to get out of the ticket with sympathy and humor.
About a week ago, I saw some fart spray at Dirt Cheap, so I bought it so i could use it when I go to my son's house (he is always playing tricks like that) Anyway, the bottle said to squirt about 2 sprays. Well as the cop walks toward my car, I sprayed about 5 squirts. I almost gagged. He gets to my window and asks me to get out. I said I can’t!
He immediately stops in his tracks and he says "OMG...what’s that smell?!!" The look o
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The_Wicked_Lady
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27 Aug 2019 16:06Link
Now surely, SOMEONE, got a laugh out of this!
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Letsie
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27 Aug 2019 16:12Link
Nope, i found it rather sad. Not funny.
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The_Wicked_Lady
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28 Aug 2019 15:55Link
Letsie!!!! I guess you would have to live in Tennessee in the USA to appreciate it. ha ha ha ha We are probably less refined. :S
But on the flip side, I never lie to police officers. After all, my dad was a police officer. He taught me to be respectful and to always tell the truth!
But on the flip side, I never lie to police officers. After all, my dad was a police officer. He taught me to be respectful and to always tell the truth!