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Monday, August 26, 2019 - 09:44 pm Click here to edit this post
I read this on Facebook. I'm still laughing.

We have Pizza night every Friday and on my way home I got stopped by a Tennessee State Trooper . I already knew why he got me (speeding) but of course, I had to ask him why he stopped me. I donât have any tickets on my record and was hoping I could get away with my ted hose from surgery on my left knee so I decided to test my luck and try to get out of the ticket with sympathy and humor.

About a week ago, I saw some fart spray at Dirt Cheap, so I bought it so i could use it when I go to my son's house (he is always playing tricks like that) Anyway, the bottle said to squirt about 2 sprays. Well as the cop walks toward my car, I sprayed about 5 squirts. I almost gagged. He gets to my window and asks me to get out. I said I canât!

He immediately stops in his tracks and he says "OMG...whatâs that smell?!!" The look on his face was priceless). I said, "Sir I pooped in my shorts coz my stomach hurts and Iâm trying to get home because I...." (he is at my window and I didn't even finish my sentence) He grabs his face, backs up and says... "OMGg.. I think you need an ambulance!" I said no (of course trying not to laugh...he looked worried and sick ð¤£) "I live right around the corner," I said.

The office said, " Be careful and try not to speed, but I understand, its awful. Hold on, I'll escort you!"

Yall, I didnt expect it to go this way but the cop waited til I got in my garage (he stayed in his car) so I had to walk out of the garage with my butt cheeks clinched and limpinâ like I was hurtinâ! to let him know I was home safe.ð

Moral of the story: Donât have one ð...but Iâm going to buy a case of that fart spray. No ticket written! ðð¼ If you read until the end, I stole this status so share like I did because everyone could use a good laugh ð


Tuesday, August 27, 2019 - 04:06 pm Click here to edit this post
Now surely, SOMEONE, got a laugh out of this!


Tuesday, August 27, 2019 - 04:12 pm Click here to edit this post
Nope, i found it rather sad. Not funny.


Wednesday, August 28, 2019 - 03:55 pm Click here to edit this post
Letsie!!!! I guess you would have to live in Tennessee in the USA to appreciate it. ha ha ha ha We are probably less refined. :S

But on the flip side, I never lie to police officers. After all, my dad was a police officer. He taught me to be respectful and to always tell the truth!

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