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Little Upsilon Announcement - Limited Military Strikes To Begin

Topics: General: Little Upsilon Announcement - Limited Military Strikes To Begin

John Galt

Saturday, October 12, 2019 - 04:33 am Click here to edit this post
My fellow Little Upsilon citizens. At this hour, LDI and LDI Foreign Legion forces are in the early stages of military operations to get "EU HQ SW" to change its flag and president photo.

On my orders, coalition forces have begun striking selected targets of military importance to undermine DARPA ZXY11 ability to wage war.

More than 20 countries are giving crucial support from the use of naval and air bases to help with intelligence and logistics to deployment of combat units.

Every nation in this coalition has chosen to bear the duty and share the honour of serving in our common defence.

To all the men and women of the LDI armed forces now in Virginia Bella, the peace of a troubled world and the hopes of an oppressed people now depend on you. That trust is well placed.

The enemies you confront will come to know your skill and bravery. The people you liberate will witness the honourable and decent spirit of the LDI military.

In this conflict LDI faces an enemy that has no regard for conventions of war or rules of morality.

May God bless our federation and all who defend her.

Glory to the Pinktator!

John Galt

Saturday, October 12, 2019 - 04:37 am Click here to edit this post
*Note* This will be a limited war utilizing sneak attacks. There are no plans for boots on the ground.

John Galt

Saturday, October 12, 2019 - 04:38 am Click here to edit this post
Land Based Cruise Missiles launching from Rongas Base in Anthem and Alexandra Base in Clinton Compound

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John Galt

Saturday, October 12, 2019 - 04:38 am Click here to edit this post
Stand by for damage reports

John Galt

Saturday, October 12, 2019 - 04:49 am Click here to edit this post
Satellite photos of the damage. As you can see great care has been made to minimize civilian casualties.

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John Galt

Saturday, October 12, 2019 - 04:57 am Click here to edit this post
Sea Based Cruise Missiles launching from CG Lacerta & CG Virginia Bella

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Additional satellite images of the damage
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Lord Mndz

Saturday, October 12, 2019 - 09:51 am Click here to edit this post
Having fun?:)

John Galt

Saturday, October 12, 2019 - 12:48 pm Click here to edit this post
Haha maybe a little. EU HQ SW really does have a horrible person in their president photo so it must be done! Robert E Lee and myself have conducted a total of 6 strikes. A very measured response I think :)

Can you guess who that speech in my first post is ripped off from? I had to change a few things to make it fit of course.

Lord Mndz

Saturday, October 12, 2019 - 12:57 pm Click here to edit this post
President Bush speaks to the Nation, 19 March 2003 to start war on Iraq.

John Galt

Saturday, October 12, 2019 - 01:10 pm Click here to edit this post
haha nice :) Well done.

John Galt

Saturday, October 12, 2019 - 02:45 pm Click here to edit this post
We have not yet received a response to our request for president DARPA ZXY11 to change his president's photo. LDI has launched 4 additional strikes on key military targets from land and sea based batteries.

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Lord Mndz

Saturday, October 12, 2019 - 03:02 pm Click here to edit this post
Go nuclear:)

John Galt

Saturday, October 12, 2019 - 03:12 pm Click here to edit this post
Can't with sneak attacks. We are keeping our response measured until the photo is changed. I don't want to destroy or conquer anyone's country. Just inflicting small economic wounds until our goal is achieved. If DARPA escalates however, we won't take the nuclear option off the table.

Lord Mndz

Saturday, October 12, 2019 - 03:44 pm Click here to edit this post
Damn, i thought you knew some secret how to launch them via sneak attacks.

John Galt

Saturday, October 12, 2019 - 04:26 pm Click here to edit this post
Additional missile strikes have been carried out on key industries within EU HQ SW. More strikes are likely to follow from the armed forces of Johanas Bilderberg and Robert E Lee.

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John Galt

Saturday, October 12, 2019 - 04:37 pm Click here to edit this post
Damage reports from Robert E Lee's missile strikes:

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John Galt

Sunday, October 13, 2019 - 01:33 pm Click here to edit this post
More forts have been destroyed in missile strikes.
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ROBERT E LEE

Monday, October 14, 2019 - 12:33 am Click here to edit this post
the confederate army has initiated an addition 4 strikes today

John Galt

Monday, October 14, 2019 - 03:57 am Click here to edit this post
The coalition thanks you for your continued support! Johanas Bilderberg has also initiated strikes today. We will maintain our resolve in this endeavour until the evil picture is changed.

Glory to the Pinktator!

The_Wicked_Lady

Monday, October 14, 2019 - 03:47 pm Click here to edit this post
I see the fellas have been busy! :-D

John Galt

Tuesday, October 15, 2019 - 11:39 pm Click here to edit this post
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

The president will be making a speech from the deck of the HMS Lacerta.
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Safe landing...
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John Galt

Tuesday, October 15, 2019 - 11:42 pm Click here to edit this post
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As the leader of the Lacerta Defense Initiative and the LDI Foreign Legion, it is with great pride to announce that our mission has been accomplished. Through the use of surgical strikes, LDI forces have forced EU HQ SW to change his horrible presidential photo.

We give glory to the Pinktator!

ROBERT E LEE

Tuesday, October 15, 2019 - 11:45 pm Click here to edit this post
the confederate army is proud to announce that it deployed 3 ARIES CLASS STRIKE GROUPS inn lu to defend the interest of LDI against foreign and domestic.

GOD BLESS THE CONFEDERACY

ALL HAIL THE POWER OF LDI

Johanas Bilderberg

Tuesday, October 15, 2019 - 11:49 pm Click here to edit this post
Cruise missile diplomacy works yet again.

Murica.

Letsie

Wednesday, October 16, 2019 - 12:10 am Click here to edit this post
I am deeply disappointed in the LDI

No boots on the ground
No tanks
No nukes

And most of all, on the day that I was ready to invade his land he surrenders!

Murica.... sigh

John Galt

Wednesday, October 16, 2019 - 12:14 am Click here to edit this post
Our objective from the beginning was clear. If we can accomplish it without boots on the ground, we are very happy. Nation building and a long term ground insurgency are not what we had in mind. We accomplished our goals with 0 LDI casualties. Can't do better than that :)

John Galt

Wednesday, October 16, 2019 - 01:06 am Click here to edit this post
With the conclusion of military operations, Robert's Aries Class Strike Groups are now free to patrol the seas and protect LDI's interests abroad.

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Zentrino

Wednesday, October 16, 2019 - 06:46 pm Click here to edit this post
I want to know what was in the president's photo that started a war?

Letsie

Thursday, October 17, 2019 - 11:58 pm Click here to edit this post
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi and the flag he had was the black standard.

He was asked to change his flag and after no response he was 'persuaded' to change it.

ROBERT E LEE

Sunday, October 20, 2019 - 02:14 am Click here to edit this post
It has recently come to my attention that you'd have to be the town fool to feel that we can trust Pres. John Galt not to promote the sort of behavior that would have made the folks in Sodom and Gomorrah blush. As is customary for a letter of this sort, I will now offer up paper and ink anent the phylogeny of his unpleasant publications in order to make the point that conspiracy theories are his bread and butter, and the wilder, the better. John's most outré claim is that if he kicks us in the teeth we'll then lick his toes and beg for another kick. This claim sets a new standard for xenophobic hypnopompic insights and shows how if John honestly believes that some of my points are not valid, I would love to get some specific feedback from him. While he is unquestionably entitled to ignore good advice from intelligent people, heated comparisons of him to Hitler do have a measure of validity. John isn't as deplorable and overbearing as der Führer, but if he manages to fill our children's minds with sniffish and debasing superstitions, our nation will not endure as a civilization, as a geopolitical entity, or even as a society. Rather, it will exist only as a prison, a prison in which unprofessional, snooty scapegraces attack my character.

John doesn't want to acknowledge that his false-flag operations serve no purpose other than to diminish our will to live. In fact, John would rather block all discussion on the subject. I suppose that's because anyone who is genuinely parviscient must also be genuinely self-absorbed. John is both. This tells us that the diplomatic and technical skills acquired through the creation of institutions and treaties geared towards shining a light on his efforts to discourage us from expressing ourselves in whatever way we damn well please can provide powerful models and experience for conveying the message that he has become a patsy to his own malevolence. You don't believe me? Well, consider that John's sidekicks have the gall to accuse me of imposing orthodoxy and suppressing dissent. Were these venom-spouting, unfriendly exponents of academicism born without a self-awareness gene? The answer has two parts to it. The first part regards the manner in which ignorance of the law does not excuse John from the consequences of violating it. The second part of the answer is focused on the way that reasonable expectation dictates that John would never biologically or psychologically engineer ludibrious misfits to make them even more polyloquent than they already are. Reasonable expectation, however, is regularly disappointed. In point of fact, as John matures emotionally he'll eventually grow out of his present way of thinking and come to realize that a frightening number of people accept his argument that we should all bear the brunt of his actions. In contrast, I prefer to follow, in Robert Frost's words, âthe road not takenâ and promote peace, prosperity, and quality of life, both here and abroad. As Frost's poem concludes, âand that has made all the difference.â In fact, that âdifferenceâ is why I can stand before you and proclaim that John chooses to ignore the fact that the âinâ thing this season for his lynch mob is taunting, deriding, and generally vilipending his revilers. No joke.

John skirts rules and regulations at every opportunity. If you doubt this, just ask around. I'm not in the habit of giving advice to his lazy sycophants. However, there's always a first time: You lazy sycophants should stop increasing alienation and delinquency among our young people. I admit I don't have much confidence that they'll follow that advice, but it's important to make it known that John likes to seem smarter than he really is. It therefore always amuses me whenever he cracks open a thesaurus, aims for intellectualism, misses, and lands squarely in a puddle of abysmal frippery.

Curiously, to get even the simplest message into the consciousness of the most gutless gauleiters you'll ever see it has to be repeated at least fifty times. Now, I don't want to insult your intelligence by telling you the following fifty times, but I've repeatedly pointed out to John that what he seems to be forgetting is that these types of irrational franions should be dealt with immediately. That apparently didn't register with him, though. Oh, well; I guess we have to set an example. If we do, others will follow, and soon everyone will be chastising him for not doing any research before spouting off. This is an encouraging prospect, especially given that John is the type of person who will trump up any lie for the occasion, and the more of a thumper it is, the better he likes it. No one has a higher opinion of John than I, and I think John is an obtrusive sophister.

John's expostulations promote a redistribution of wealth. This is always an appealing proposition for John's myrmidons because much of the redistributed wealth will undoubtedly end up in the hands of the redistributors as a condign reward for their loyalty to John. Forgive me, dear reader, but I must be so tactless as to remind you that âJohnâ has now become part of my vocabulary. Whenever I see someone abusing science by using it as a mechanism of ideology, I tell him or her to stop âJohn-ingâ. I may be beating a dead horse here, but I do want to point out that he doesn't want me to hinder the power of uppish wastrels like him. Well, I've never been a very obedient dog so I intend not only to do exactly that but also to refute John's arguments line-by-line and claim-by-claim. One might argue that it would be better instead to reveal the truth about his claims, but bear in mind that we have much to fear from John. Personally, I'm afraid that in the near future, he'll impale us on a Morton's Fork: Either we let him manufacture and compile daunting lists of imaginary transgressions committed against him, or he'll obliterate our sense of identity. Regardless of which we choose, John sees other people as subhuman creatures unworthy of human sympathy. To pretend otherwise is nothing but hypocrisy and unwillingness to face the more unpleasant realities of life. I can see from the length of what I've written so far that I should save the rest of my comments about Pres. John Galt for a future letter. Let me close by stating simply that John wouldn't be able to rely on the psychological effects of terror to magnify the localized effects of his verbalisms so that, like a stone hurled into a pool of water, shock waves ripple from the epicenter of John's attacks to the furthest reaches of the Earth if he were working on a level playing field.

Robert E lee
LESS GOV LESS REGULATION

Letsie

Sunday, October 20, 2019 - 02:24 am Click here to edit this post
Dude!

What have you been snorting?

Give me some as well!

John Galt

Sunday, October 20, 2019 - 02:48 am Click here to edit this post
I second that.

Jammiebrown2098

Monday, October 21, 2019 - 12:25 am Click here to edit this post
Claps this Is hilliarious

ROBERT E LEE

Monday, October 21, 2019 - 04:23 am Click here to edit this post
JAMMIE BROWN that names familiar fellow president, dictator, or SOCIALIST
how long have you been playing>? i started in 2015

The_Wicked_Lady

Monday, October 21, 2019 - 05:22 pm Click here to edit this post
Yes, JammieBrown, I remember you too!

lol Lee, I see you have been busy! Your granddaughter has been missing you!

Andy

Friday, October 25, 2019 - 01:48 pm Click here to edit this post
I remember it too.

but the style was different, or was it?

Less government, less regulation.

I like that. we will do so except for preventing misuse and cheating.

ROBERT E LEE

Sunday, October 27, 2019 - 06:34 am Click here to edit this post
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ROBERT E LEE

Sunday, October 27, 2019 - 06:34 am Click here to edit this post
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ROBERT E LEE

Sunday, October 27, 2019 - 06:42 am Click here to edit this post
THEY GOT HIM IN REAL LIFE TOO


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