| John Galt | Wednesday, December 4, 2019 - 09:25 pm 
From the office of George Costanza, spokesman of Vandelay Industries,
Effective immediately, due to national security concerns, Vandelay Industries will cease all sale of oil to the world market. We apologize to the residents of Little Upsilon for any disruption that this may cause to your survival. If you have any questions, please forward them to our customer service department.
Thank you and have a wonderful day! |
| The_Wicked_Lady | Wednesday, December 4, 2019 - 09:28 pm
Let's hope Kramer doesn't answer the phone! ha ha ha ha |
| John Galt | Wednesday, December 4, 2019 - 09:30 pm
Everything is under control!
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| The_Wicked_Lady | Wednesday, December 4, 2019 - 09:31 pm
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| The_Wicked_Lady | Wednesday, December 4, 2019 - 09:34 pm
Whatever you say, Boss! I got your back! |
| Letsie | Wednesday, December 4, 2019 - 10:05 pm
You might want to explain to the rest of us why we should care?
One little ceo with a few corps who stops selling something is hardly going to make me shiver.... |
| Michael | Thursday, December 5, 2019 - 06:32 pm
@John Galt - As I have one of your oil companies I would suggest you rethink your strategy. Sharing resources is much more desirable. Your country is quite secure and your security fears are unfounded. This will further necessitate many countries (including my own) in expanding their empires. Would be suggested that you dump George Costanza as your spokesman! |
| Johanas Bilderberg | Thursday, December 5, 2019 - 11:36 pm
Corporate headquarters, Geneva.
For immediate release to the press. |
| Johanas Bilderberg | Thursday, December 5, 2019 - 11:39 pm
The founder and Chief Executive Officer of the Bilderberg Group ordered the 454 oil production facilities under the corporate umbrella to cease production for the market at 07:00 this morning. All production will be funneled into storage tanks for the forseeable future.
_terminate communication. |
