Looking for a fed on LU (Little Upsilon)

I'm a fairly new player and I'm looking for a federation with some experienced and helpful players to join, so if you're looking for new members post your fed name here.

I know the Commonwealth of Free states is recruiting

Apply to one of the largest federations on LU, The Confederacy of Imperium States. We have a thread in the federation section of this forum, so check it out to see which part of the federation you are situated in.

We have all that and we give you a custome pen with your name on it ;-p

As Chairman for the Commonwealth of Free States, I'd like to personally extend to you an offer of membership to CFS. We have several experienced and helpful players, and we'd love to have you in the fed. We'll even go so far as to give you a personal mentor to teach you the ins and outs of SC.
Our fed is new, and growing fast, with many staff and senior member positions open just waiting to be filled. If you get in now, it's highly likely you'll end up as a senior member of CFS, and we reward our senior members.
So come join CFS, a secure, professional federation.

Oh yes, did I mention the custom pen with your name on it? ;P

A custom pen with his name on it? Is that all - we will give you your very own custom caligraphy set, with your name professionaly embossed upon it, in a solid gold presentation case, with your name lovingly and painstakingly engraved into.

Join CIS!!!

Don't trust him. It's a phony set. I got the same one from a telemarketer for taking a survey. Our pens are made with love.

Join CFS!

I'll give you three beautifully handcrafted wishes, direct from Genie himself, signed by the incredibly shmexy Jasmine, free with elephant. Said elephant comes with cupholders, badass tattooes and a mohawk.
JOIN CFS!!

lol - this has got to stop guys!!!! Im in tears of laughter. See - you have a real good laugh in our fed!

Compared to our fed, where your laugh is so real it is considered surreal! Rather than split your sides with laughter, JOIN CFS!! where the only thing split will be your enemy's skulls! Also, those little melting clocks. They'll be split too. With your laughter.
JOIN CFS!!

lol - i give up. Its impossible trying to win an argument against a psychiatric patient!

I'm glad you gave up! :P I love being a patient.
Wait a minute...that's an insult! :D