LDI is looking for a few good presidents. (Little Upsilon)

LDI is looking for a few good presidents who reside on Lacerta and wish to learn the economic and war engine in greater detail in a truly democratic and unique Federation.

Apply direct to Precious Metals or Bilderberg Headquarters.

/me raises hand.

Ooh Ooh!

Do I get a t-shirt as well?

no uc guys.

and I was just starting to get my hopes up

P.S. And please spam up this thread asshats... Oh wait already done... Ok thanks.

That hurts Sam. After all we've been through too!

you must be on Lacerta.

I'm on Lacerta!! You can call me n00b crusher!

If I come to Lacerta am I welcome?

NE wendy sorry and no uc guys.

worth a shot i guess. lol. best of luck in recruiting

If I were to pick up and move to Lacerta would I be welcome?

Of course

/me kicks pebble and hangs head.

" you must be on Lacerta."

You also must be a douche.

Dirt

What asshat clause in the UC charter makes this neccessary?
Go play in traffic. Elsewhere.

I don't like you but I am not spamming on your threads.

Offer us the same courtesy.

Courtesy walked out the door when you stopped showing us courtesy. We don't like you so we will spam your threads.

I call bullshit on that excuse. Please try again.

Anyone that joins LDI will be destroyed. LDI is full of liars, backstabbers, soothsayers and filth. The name Lacerta Defense Initiative is no longer legendary and has been covered in filth. Consider this me being courteous to any noobs getting ideas to join this federation on LU. Yes i will lead by example and be the first to stop anyone from making any mistakes in this game. Joining LDI would be your biggest mistake and would not look good to any true vets if they find out your affiliated with LDI.

Now we are getting somewhere. What exactly is your problem?

Your my problem, and you need to be solved. Where is Barney? I don't want to exclude him from this as well. Yea I have a big problem now I guess.

and what can you do diz? dec on us and find out what will happen. lmfao

Wrong answer. I love how you guys underestimate me, but i'm fine with that