It's the names that really get me. Why can't Russians just have one set of names and stick to them, like the rest of us? It would be so much easier to read if we could keep track of who they were talking about. Chekov is just as bad ...
"Well obviously there's a rapist in Lincoln Park. They climbin in yo window, they snatchin yo people up. So y'all need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husbands cuz they rapin errybody out here."