Memories of a Kebirian

And nobody takes group baths anymore

that's because too many people peeed in the water. does peed have two, three or four e's? or does it end in ied?

you bathe with the wrong people

P(i)ee(ee)d water?... Nonsense.

We bathed ourselves in the finniest of belgian chocolates and purest of Coca-Colas.

guess i better stay out of the wading pool, huh.

I would just avoid bathing in water altogether.

You can bath with us in our chocolate and Coca-Cola, but you must bring gummy bears.

don't like gummy bears. what about bring a little malt?

/me closes bathtub borders to Parsifal

No deal. Either gummy bears or sugar.

okay, sugar. gummy bears stick my bridge.

Who the hell is "we"?
In about half a month three (3) players reacted.
This is and will be a "Kebir Blue in memoriam".
(Thank you for adding my article to it by the way)
And don't start about the shy players who don't post.
They only exist in YOUR head or MY *ss.

Thank you and good day!

(I'll bb when I need to ventilate some more examination stress)

\Barney plays taps.....

Poor, poor KB.

Perhaps all the "group bathing" has created a populace of "well sated" sim-citizens to numb to banter with one another, either in jest or hostility.

Ah, KB must be full of vigorous and generous lovers.

/me slaps Ambiorix

You are part of the "we"! Yes... I remember of at least one occasion where you joined me, Jo, Muldoon, Ace, Calloe, Zappa and many others in a chocolate bath. ; )

Better three than none...

I was wondering if I should have added that article or the one you wrote about a kazblokistanian(?) soldier. I didn't wish to intrude much, so I sticked with the one posted here.

In my head or your ass, my ass! They do exist! They do exist! Just wait and see... The moment I spread this pixie dust, they'll show up in the same way Bill Clinton pops up when you mention fat chicks.


/me punches Barney

These cabana-boys are my property!

Well well, looks like some of the old guard (or should that be old foggies?) are still clicking their little mice on this game.

Seems everyone, including me, has gone into sim-hiding for some time.

Hope your all well.

IF doing more then just golfing, with guys on the golf course did it for me Laguna, my little pretty...I'd be your Cabana dude!

Thanks LG, for mentioning Old Brince at the top of this thread! Going to be 38 the 13th of this month. I'm getting old.

And because of the declining dollar, I wont be able to particapate in a belgian chocolate bath, but we got plenty of icecream to bath in, as our biz aint doing so good. Sure We got icecream, and we got trucks, but the portugese peeps dont know what to make of the Music blarring from the loud speaker!

Oh Brincey, we'd love to see you in a hula skirt. Are you a groundhog who finally stuck their head up?
Where's the luau?
Haven't heard of much tail-brushing from the fuzzies, either, they used to get together to groom and fluff quite often.
I will bring pineapples, seems to be rather an overabundance of them this year.

And hey, you are at your prime. 38 is nothin'. I'm 55.

HIYA ZAPPA!

My Prime eh? Well, I havent lost my hair on my head which makes me feel better about the patches on me back...so maybe your right! And I'm just starting to get those sexy crows feet,... but in a hula shirt, its going to be a stretch! LOL!

How ya doing babe? IT's a bit boring here on KB..maybe I should claim no loyality to any fed and pull a emory...and just attack EBBY!

Then put a 20.00 dollar bounty on his head to live'n it up. Play devil's advocate, throw in some old alliances, friends, and guys with a reason to war....Well we could grand stand WG and GR for nuclear holocosts!!!!!! lol!

Protectorate's had ...what is it? 250 plus some years of never losing a WAR and being around never doing anything really. hehehehehe! With no serious attempts to get it...really.



*Loads bowl*
*Opens beer*
*And then covers EARS*

lol!

HAHA

Brince, it is great to the clown prince of nazi killers back in some kind of role here. Been a while man. Anything you need, contact me at commonwealth of centura donna, main. Also, still got a couple of your countries if you are interested in returning to that capacity. Good to have you back man.

Well, since no one is writing and I need to ventilate some examination stress here are some pointless sentences put together by that zorridor. Remix added by Ambiorix The Great.

By Zorridor slayke:

A call to arms

people of simcountry listen to me! it is time to stand up and fight for our freedom for too long the protectorate and its former chairwoman have terrorized you and i into submission with no chance of freedom unless we were to join the ranks of the protectorate or one of its allies. until now! now that klarina is gone we finally have a chance to be free a chance to expand our countries however we so desire a chance to have an economy and a strong army with no limitations on how strong it can be or how much it can conquer and a chance for choice, choice to decide what u want when you want and how you want a choice in how u run your country(wether you ruin it or expand it)it'll be your decision and the only thin

Wow, if this was written in Arab I would have really thought this was Al Quaida recruiting.

People of Allah, listen to me! It is time to stand up and fight for Allah and our Sharia. For too long the Western dogs and its former chairwoman Bush have terrorized the people of Allah into submission with no chance of Sharia unless we were to join the ranks of "sell-oil-for-almost-nothing-to-Americans federation" or one of its allies. Until now! Allah mhkbar! Now that Bush is gone we finally have a chance to introduce Sharia everywhere! A chance to expand the Allah-abiding number of countries however we so desire a chance to have an economy to wreck and a strong army of drunk brainwashed mutant zombie monkeys with no limitations on how cruel it can be or how much gayness it can hide and a chance for choice, choice to decide what u want - Allah or Allah - when you want - always or always - and how you want - with chocolate sauce or creme fraiche -

\makes funny tounge noise that females make in the middle east after being throughly arroused from a nationalistic stand point.

\lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

This one's for Klar;

History of The Protectorate

The Protectorate was founded, 2424

Era of The Warring States 2431 - 2332
The Admittance of carland and Untied Indiana plunges the federation into a "virtual" civil war, due to the war treaty. Freedom Guard and Allied States attempt to maintain the peace.

Coup - 2432
cole and carland cause chaos within The Protectorate by attempting to remove several nations who support the Freedom Guard leadership of the federation. At the same time, they attempt to seize power. Allied states takes preventitive action, maintaining the federation's government. In retaliation, several member states lobby for the expulsion of carland and cole.

Phoenician War 2434-2435
Phoenicia attacks Degerabane and declares war on several members of The Protectorate. The federation responds swiftly and brutally, with several members attacking and crippling Phoenici

Great summary!

We need a "State of the world" address for KB. Is this world really in trouble?

What are the long term concerns? Is the player base declining?

Is this a quiet little world that is stable, or a quiet little world, on a ventilator, needing an influx of players?

It seems nothing comes out of KB any more.

Barney

State of the World Address, Kebir Blue.

Don't be fooled, KB has many vets who just play their own game. They, for the most part wish to be left alone, but am sure that they are most ready to defend themselves. An influx of good players is always wanted, but the noobs seem to find it boring. That's basically the gist of it.