Real football is played with your feet - you don't carry the ball around and throw it to your teammates. Surely, that would be called handball?
We invented 'real' football - the sport you americans call soccer, way before you even dressed up in loads of padding (not like rugby, which is a proper sport), and invented the commercial break, which as far as i can tell makes up 90% of a televised american football game.
Go Wolves!!!
Also, while i'm on the subject of North American sports, the only one that is any good is Ice Hockey. Not only do you get a sport, which by itself would be entertaining, you are always guaranteed a fight too. Fantastic!!!
Go Flames!!