A six word story! (Fearless Blue)

In the time before time began

There existed only the Crafty Cockney

who went and ate all the

bullets. You would have thought he

was addicted by the way he

eats up ammo and then just

farts and hopes that the wind

sends it back up his nose.

But every once in a while,

in the dead of winter nights,

you can hear Sam Houston

correcting nix "thats only five words"

But thats ok because Nix can't

be expected to deal with both

Tom's sexuality and constant goading to

join laguna's cabana boy herem, where

whippings are handed out on a

first served first come basis and

that's a very disturbing thing to

think about while smoking a blunt

All the while thinking he can

find his lost shaker of salt

But sometimes, when the moon is

eclipsed, and looks as red as

keno did while not selling nukes