| Tuesday, January 12, 2010 - 06:54 pm |
I have been wrongfully accused of spying for the 3 Muskateers Federation om FB.
Could someone from the 3 Muskateers contact Nueva to set the record straight.
On the FB world I am a CEO only player, the victim of numberous strip artist.
I'm a banker, not a butcher and certainly no spy.
Here is the message I received from my former federation
"Dear Maestro, The Board Members of Nueva Vida have met and have voted to expel you immediately from our federation, NV, and from our forum. It has come to our attention that you may have "ties" with the 3 Muskateers Federation on FB, an enemy of our group, and have been hired as a spy against us."
| Tuesday, January 12, 2010 - 08:15 pm |
You failed to copy and paste the remainder of the notice I sent to you ingame, which says if you have a concern and would like to contact us regarding our decision to send me an ingame message or contact me on MSN. The mere fact that you immediately run to Sim Forum and state your "poor pitiful me, I have been wrongfully accused" post confirms and further justifies our action as it relates to you being a spy and/or immature player who is a detriment to our group and our game philosophy.
You also failed to post that the main concern and reason for your expulsion were the repeated complaints I and other fed members have received regarding you placing hostile bids on players in this game. Our federation does not support this.
And it is a waste of time for 3Ms to contact me or anyone regarding you, I have no respect for you now after this post and as a player in this game.
Your modus operandi (method of operation) reminds me of another player that was kicked from our fed due to violation of our fed rules and regulations. Neidy did the exact same thing as you.....ran to Sim forum and "Wah Wah Wah, poor is me" and spouting false propoganda. Wow and she is 3M. Go figure!
Not stupid, Maestro. lol
| Saturday, January 16, 2010 - 08:46 am |
WE INTERRUPT THIS FORUM FOR A PRESIDENTIAL NEWS CONFERENCE
KARL ROVE: Please rise for the President.
PRESIDENT NEIDY: During my recent fishing excursion with President Jeff, I authorized military assistance for the Three Musketeers Federation nation GDI. Fully confident in our military readiness, I continued my fishing expedition and ordered no interruptions. When my yacht returned to to the nation of "Vieques", it occurred to me that something might be wrong. I immediately checked my voicemails and found out that the Three Muskies Lacerta wing had been decimated by President Serpent. An immediate investigation into this matter has been launched.
REPORTER: Madam President, I'm Sally Kruger of the Des Plaines Gazette. You say that you felt something was wrong and you decided to check your messages. What prompted your concern?
PRESIDENT NEIDY: Well, the air strike against our yacht by forces from the nation of "Pain" definitely had something to do with it. Oh, and also as we neared port city of Lincoln it became very apparent that the city was burning.
REPORTER: Hello. I'm Harry Callaher of the North Lake Post. It seems totally irresponsible to me that you would authorize war and not check your messages. What other important messages did you overlook?
PRESIDENT NEIDY:Sigh... Well, Mrs. Jeff left a very nasty voice mail.
REPORTER: I'm Andrew Hunter of the United Federation Press, President KissofDeath has accused a businessman named Maestro of spying on behalf of the Three Musketeers. Do you know anything about it?
PRESIDENT NEIDY: Hmmm... Maestro in spanish means teacher. In spanish, the word professor is almost spelled the same as in English.
REPORTER: (confused) uh, yes Madam President. That doesn't quite address my ques...
KARL ROVE: Move on. Next question!
REPORTER: Susie Wasserman,formerly of the Vista Buena Noticiero but now I work for the Solomons Daily Sun.
PRESIDENT NEIDY: Oh. Did your newspaper in Vista Buena go out of business?
REPORTER: (testily) No, Madam President. Vista Buena was conquered by President Serpent. I was a refugee and managed to get to The Solomons on the last attack destroyer left.
PRESIDENT NEIDY: (sheepish) heh heh... I guess I should finish the rest of those voicemails.
REPORTER: President KissofDeath has returned to Fearless Blue and has grown extremely powerful. The empire is now severely weakened, President Serpent has conquered another nation near Lakeview. In our weakened state, can the empire survive another war?
PRESIDENT NEIDY: War with President Death? That is absurd. Why, I hold in my hand a lovely early Valentines Day card from President Death which represents peace in our time. Here, look.
REPORTER: Forgive me Madam President. This card shows a caricature of Cupid shooting two arrows through your eyes!
PRESIDENT NEIDY: Well, that's just like the press. You reporters are so negative. You totally overlook the lovely imprint of a kiss that President Death left below her signature in red lipstick.
REPORTER: That's not lipstick Madam President. That's blood.
PRESIDENT NEIDY: Wha...! Give me back that card!
(air raid sirens in background)
Karl Rove: That concludes the press conference. President Neidy needs to meet with her property insurance agent....
| Saturday, January 16, 2010 - 09:19 am |
lol Neidy...these always crack me up...where do you come up with this stuff?
| Saturday, January 16, 2010 - 10:15 am |
Neidy, I will give your 'former' citizens a new life. One in which they will forever bask in prosperity. Each Citizen has the right to own a home and have a car, and I as the new government, will assure each person that very thing. The federal banks will be forced to loan money to those who are obviously not able to repay. The rates will be adjustable, leading people to the notion that on a McD's salary they can afford a $600,000 home. And after this is repeated, they will see their home they paid $600,000.00 for plummet to $400,000.00. But hey, they did own a home once, at least before they were kicked out and ran to a homeless shelter.
I will also raise salaries and tax and demand employers provide health care, so that the people will make more money and have health care provided for them. I feel it is my responsibility to do EVERYTHING for them, cause they obviously are not that smart.
We will also react very quickly when we receive rumors of those in the region who may have WMD's. After all possible diplomatic avenues are exhausted, we will do nothing. I will send troops that must fight war the 'fair' way. After all we dont want anybody to get hurt. Even though this is in Auriga Bella, if anything is happening in Centura Donna, well we will send diplomacy there as well.
These are just a few of the many many things I have planned for the lucky citizens of your six former countries. So rest assured Neidy, your citizens are in good care!!!
P.S. When/If you take some of my countries, please treat them well. Abide by the SimGeneva Convention. NO WATER-BOARDING!
| Sunday, January 17, 2010 - 02:40 am |
To White Boy. I'm glad you appreciate the humor. To Serpent, I appreciate the fact that you are allowing the citizens of Lakeview free passage back to their homeland. However, I would like to return my mother in law to you.
| Sunday, January 17, 2010 - 02:58 am |
ALWAYS be leery with the gifts you receive from me. lol They will always be laced with certain death for you. ha ha ha ha I ALMOST took out JoJo once with some powdered sugar cookies...They were in fact sprinkled with arsenic. ooooooh so close! ha ha ha ha
As for Maestro.....he is very enamored of my fed, Nueva Vida. What can I say?
Kudos for your creativity. Your posts bring a chuckle or in my case, a giggle.
| Sunday, January 17, 2010 - 05:33 am |
Nueva Vida is spanish for new life.
| Monday, March 15, 2010 - 01:31 am |
I'm a serial kill3rrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!