Nuclear War

as president of Byzenti Republic, a member of the security council, i speak on behalf of my people, and by limited extension the world.

recently we received this transmission:

Message from Great Britian: "You listen up i demand 2 trillion from the secuirty council i was in alot of money problems and it was me that had to bail myself out i demand 2 trillion cash after all security council should aide people right well IF I DONT GET MY 2 TRILLION DOLLARS MY COUNTRY NAME IS GREAT BRITIAN I SHALL START USING NUKES AGAISNT COUNTRIES CAUSING GLOBAL WAR NOT FOR BADNESS BUT BECAUSE OF THE SECURITY COUNCIL ABANDONMENT OF MY COUNTRY"

in regards to these threats of thermonuclear war against the nations of Fearless Blue by our inconveniently close neighbor 'Great Britian,' i ask of all Simitizens of our beautiful and already crater ridden planet:

please remain calm, shelter in place, and await further instructions by your dictators errrmmmmm i mean leaders. this is not the end of the world, but potentially a new beginning.

my presidential office can be reached via telephone services from my bunker or contingency submarine at 1-866-666666

that is all


John West
President
Byzenti Republic

great britain will not be allowed to start nuking people period

THE AMERICAN JUGGERNAUT EMPIRE considered great Britain a rogue nation and has deployed several strategic aircraft carrier battle groups to his region to strike great Britain at the first sign of hostile action by said nation

atlantis will join you

Note! I will not use nuclear arms due to the close proximity of other nations.Atlantis I welcome your assistance in dealing with this threat

I will also start patrolling the area around great Britain with my navy, just for kicks. this guy is hilarious.

i have sent a fleet off his coast i wll be there if needed i will keep it there for awhile to show support

To the leaders of the nations in the Arabs mida region, I have deployed strategic carrier groups of the coast of your region.let me assure you all that it is to deal with the great Britain threat and have no other aspirations in your region.

Great Britain needs to comprehend what selling weapons and ammunition is i guess why that fool dident post on the fourms again(i dont see any on the fourms, nor did i receive a message but im not in the council anymore either). Already told that him once: Sell his ammunition and weapons that he cant even afford to have, stop begging for cash that will seize right up and then he will be stuck scratching his head wondering to do next.

IM NoT A THREAT THEY WERE WORDS I WOULDNT STAR A NUCLEAR WAR I ONLY HAVE THEM FOR DEFENCE IF I WAS A THREAT DONT U THINK ID BE WAR LEVEL 3 and fighting evrybody i aint a threat and sheepman i did sell ammunation etc

so when am I going to see the show? I'm getting bored of all this talk.

Hello zen

you need to sell more then

Cruising down the street in my teletubby

R u referring to me zen

Sheepmen no i dont my finance is pretty fine now

No I'm just poking around being bored

Well any war that involves Great Britain will be sure to have me joining in. Sounds like a super fun time!

We stand prepared and ready to provide whatever assistance that the government and the people need to respond. And we want to be very clear that we stand together with them in the fight against terrorism and extremism.

We are going to do whatever it takes to work with the people and with nations around the world to make sure that things are safe , and to go after any terrorist networks that go after our people.


Signed
The White House

Country
USA Department of Defense

Glad to see the White House is getting in on the action.

I aint a threat i was trollig