Where The Buffalo Roam

I have a donkey for sale, the lazy bastard won't work and you have to keep buying him presents or he becomes depressed. On the plus side he is very pretty and answers to the name Dumpling. Any serious offer considered.

what a co-inky-dink i happen to be in need of such a beast. will trade my empty gold mines. i know what you're thinking, how could i part with them but it all evolves around volume sale. don't you agree