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Spies have been detained in Sun and Fire! UNION STATES KING spies were caught trying to steal are advanced technology!

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King Emperor Lee I

Lee I can assure you those are not UNION citizens my people wouldnt be caught dead in there. You have nothing to offer we wouldnt waste time on your sorry excuse for a Nation. I order you to execute or imprsion those would be imposters.

Lee, I can confirm that Union King already had the technology to make pencils. Since you have nothing else of value in your empire, I assume you assumed he had stolen that highly valuable technology from you. I can confirm he's had access to pencils for a long time! No need to worry!

If you need any tech upgrades, you're welcome to ask virtually anyone, and I'm sure they'll be able to vastly improve your empire for you!

Best wishes.

Broken pencils are pointless.


I'm here all week.

Weyland has already highlighted an economic opportunity for you, Lee!

Ready? Wait for it!

Pencil SHARPENERS! When you develop that technology, you'll really move from noob states to more mature, average economic states!

PS - Weyland, kudos for that one!

If you put a percentage sign next to your age you can tell roughly how dead you are.


That joke get less funny the older you get.

I am sorry they didn’t steal ur fucking mouth
Ur such a little twink

Amalie's Chinese government has been abusing Uighur Muslims, it has been reported!

Amalie's Chinese government are traitors! They aren't communists! They are State Capitalists! Amalie isn't the brightest bulb in the shop but he does like candles!

Lee typing this in his Rihanna Fenty lingerie
As u should girl purrrrrr
Yaaaasss queen….slayyyyy

Lot of handbagging on WG threads. How far can you push it before a mod sends someone to the naughty step? I would like to see those parameters tested.