I've Been Paroled!!!!!!!!!! (White Giant)

I have officially been granted parole from the H.O.F. Dungeon. I am to report to my parole officer, but I can't seem to find him because I was drunk on dungeon hootch when I got paroled and can't remember his name. If someone could be kind enough to point me in the right direction I will now try to do whatever it takes to land myself back in the dungeon. I am finding that life outside the walls of the H.O.F. Dungeon is hard and meaningless. I need the reassurances of my old cellmates that I will be welcomed back into the dungeon with open arms when I return and that I can have my old cell back.

T

I don't get it

big T, i'm living the life of crime, and and want to exploit many workers, i figure that i will some day join you in the HoF, let me by you a drink while we await the SMcops...

whisky?

j

Hey T. Whats the name of your lawyer. Some one must have set me up. Yesterday I woke up in a seedy motel surrounded by drugs and dismembered hooker corpses! I mean sure I picked them up and we partied all night but I never killed anyone before. Ok maybe that one hooker but she didn't tell me she had a penis! Anyways I'm hiding out but it's only a matter of time until they lock me up. So can you hook me up with your hootch connection and let me know who is the least well endowed in case I have to be some ones bitch.

MoP

Sure thing Mop. You can be my HOF bitch anytime. I have a small penis anyway, so it won't hurt too much.

T

Oh yeah, J.....pass the whiskey, quit bogarting it. I don't mind the backwash either. As long as it has decent alcohol content, it will kill whatever you have tried to pass on to me.

T

Victor.....HOF dungeon is the Hall Of Fame. It is a place where a few select unfortunate simmers go when they collect a number one award for their country or ceo at the beginning of each month. It's a 6-7 month dungeon sentence where you are conned into accepting a seat on the Security Council and you can not accept any more awards no matter how well you do.

T

Oh I see, well congrats

Hey T I heard you had an inch worm I just wanted to confirm it. LOL I hope you don't mind but I think I might have got something from those damn hookers!

Well we had to touch someone since Jo wouldn't give us the time of day.

If you're referring to me, Dan, I have the smallest penis going so everyone's queuing up to be my bitch

If you smuggle me in some new thigh-length leather boots when you get back, I'll lend you the soap ... ;)

LMAO. Only ones I can find are knee-high black patent leather with 5 inch stiletto heels. Not only are they painful to walk in, but painful to be walked on with them.

For those of you scratching your heads, don't bother asking questions regarding that.

T

Forget walking I like stomping the harder the better.lol