| Akit (White Giant) | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 12:28 am 
This has nothing to do with ruling anything but i always get a laugh out of it
the game goes like this someone makes a wish (ex. I wish for a million dollars) then someone corrupts it (ex. granted you rob a bank and get cauold multiple life sectences.)
easy right so lets begin
I wish to be ruler of a planet |
| Man of Peace (White Giant) | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 12:42 am
That is sucked into a black hole!  |
| John R | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 12:57 am
LMAO... Never actually made the connection between "Corrupt a Wish" and Simcountry. But everything is so clear now!
We make a wish - I don't want my arse kicked -, W3C grants it - Granted. You now have secured mode. The rest of your days will be tormented with a truckload of loadmouth n00bs. Enjoy. ~
Ah W3C... you are my favorite corrupting fairies.
If this was another time, an older time, a cheekier time... ;)
lol Man of Peace. :P
Now that you have corrupted the poor man's wish, you must make a wish of your own. ; ) |
| Man of Peace (White Giant) | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 02:05 am
I wish to live in a black hole. 0_o |
| Aaron Doolavay (White Giant) | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 07:16 am
and me, Saber and JohnR live with you. a drunk robot, a drunk and a excessively intelligent metrosexual little beastie. muhahahahahahaaa |
| sfo Treasurer (White Giant) | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 05:41 pm
Is the little "beastie" Calloe? Now that would be a black hole with no escape. |
| Aaron Doolavay (White Giant) | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 05:48 pm
I said excessively intelligent not excessively perverted and furry. |
| John R | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 06:24 pm
Methinks Treas has some secret fetish with Calloe... We better not walk down that road. It scares me.
/me looks around the black hole
Oh... don't worry, Man of Peace. Just leave me incharge of the decor and this place will be as pink as Treas' arse after some delicate spanking.
Make a wish Aaron. It can be anything as long as it doesn't involve our romantic night on the back seat of your car.  |
| sfo Treasurer (White Giant) | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 07:55 pm
Yeah, you guys are screwing up the program....Make your wish after you corrupt the previous one. I have some serious corrupting to do....lol |
| sfo Treasurer (White Giant) | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 08:00 pm
My goal is to corrupt you all. Corruption!!!!! Anarchy!!!!! Bring down the establishment!!!! Revolution!!!!!! Viva la share market!!!!! hmm, wrong thread there, sorry. |
| John R | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 08:06 pm
You can corrupt me first!!! |
| Barney Rubble (Little Upsilon) | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 08:18 pm
I wish....
Tres could have 2000 corps in one CEO, his IPOs process flawlessly and he is permitted to have 40 of his own CEO corps in his main.
Have fun with that one:P |
| John R | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 08:34 pm
Granted. They are all Fish corps that only succeed to catch small tuna.
I wish Simcountry had more ladies. |
| sfo Treasurer (White Giant) | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 08:43 pm
Granted, They are all family of LH.
I wish the GM's would respect me. |
| Aaron Doolavay (White Giant) | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 08:43 pm
I can be your lady.
I wish for 17 extra hours per day. |
| Barney Rubble (Little Upsilon) | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 08:45 pm
Perhaps they do.
You inspected them(ladies) and found them to be the makings for your own personal "crying game."(reference to a rather surprising film)
Is this corrupted for you though, or a gift in "disguise?"
I wish someone else would make the next wish.
edit: insert just below lagunas last post. |
| sfo Treasurer (White Giant) | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 08:48 pm
Granted, but they wished that Barney's wish hadn't came true.
Are we in danger of causing a rift in the space/time continuum? It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.........
I wish Elvis comes out with a new album. |
| Aaron Doolavay (White Giant) | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 08:57 pm
the king is gone but he's not forgotten. Sorry T.
I wish for a case of beer. |
| Akit (White Giant) | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 09:15 pm
wow this went a little diferent
who are all these people ?_?
anyway case of beer is a case of eighty years old, perpeptualy warm and tase like
$H!T SRy
i wish my country was rich |
| sfo Treasurer (White Giant) | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 09:16 pm
He's not gone, he was pumping gas in a truckstop the last time I saw him.
Granted, it is Blatz. Have fun on the toilet....
I wish I owned SimCountry. |
| Akit (White Giant) | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 09:17 pm
granted no one goes on
i still wish i was rich |
| sfo Treasurer (White Giant) | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 09:21 pm
Granted, Your name has been changed to "Richard"
I wish Laguna was cute. |
| John R | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 09:30 pm
You little...
Granted. I'm straight now.
I wish I had a flying monkey. |
| Akit (White Giant) | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 09:35 pm
granted flying monkey is prettier then you
iwish my country was rich, and had the best military, and i wish i wasn't richard (notin personal) |
| sfo Treasurer (White Giant) | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 09:41 pm
Thats 3 wishes....all are null and void as a result.
I will Grant the Flying Monkey wish.
Granted, now it has carried you to me.
I wish for Laguna to lick my toes. |
| Jo Salkilld (White Giant) | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 11:19 pm
Granted.
Unfortunately Laguna has been consorting with the wrong type of non-gender-specific person, in a bath of very dodgy Belgian chocolate. As a result, your toes have become infected with a virtual fungus for which there is no known cure, and it is going to gradually spread up your entire body.
My turn
I wish for everyone on White Giant to hug each other, and ENJOY it ... |
| sfo Treasurer (White Giant) | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 11:32 pm
Granted, All are hugging and enjoying their "Reach around"
I wish that I was more endowed.... |
| Jo Salkilld (White Giant) | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 11:36 pm
So my wish doesn't get corrupted?
Awesome! |
| sfo Treasurer (White Giant) | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 11:37 pm
ok scratch that.....
Granted....But since you are the only one on White Giant because we realize you are the Supreme Multi and thus are everyone at the same time, so you have to hug yourself.
I wish I was more endowed. |
| Jo Salkilld (White Giant) | Friday, July 11, 2008 - 11:40 pm
Hold on ... where in the rules does it say that once a wish has been granted it can be withdrawn ... ?
/me hugs everyone ... and they ENJOY it!
mmmmm ... reach around |
| sfo Treasurer (White Giant) | Saturday, July 12, 2008 - 12:00 am
Oh, you guys didn't see that I wished I was GOD and had the power to retract my wishes. |
| Jo Salkilld (White Giant) | Saturday, July 12, 2008 - 12:05 am
And how was that wish corrupted, exactly ...?
/me stamps foot! |
| Jo Salkilld (White Giant) | Saturday, July 12, 2008 - 12:07 am
Dan's wish to be GOD is granted and as a result, if he retracts one wish, he retracts them all ... including his wish to be GOD
... at which point he disappears into a paradox within the space/time continuum and ends up living with Saber and JohnR, a drunk robot, a drunk and a excessively intelligent metrosexual little beastie, aka Calloe Wolf :P
Hugs and respect
Jo |
| Akit (White Giant) | Saturday, July 12, 2008 - 12:11 am
nice
how wants to be god? all you get is people complaing at you
jo make a wish |
| Jo Salkilld (White Giant) | Saturday, July 12, 2008 - 12:12 am
I wish for everyone on White Giant to hug each other, and ENJOY it ... including the reach around
With Dan stuck in a paradox in the space/time continuum, we don't have to worry about inadequately-endowed participants |
| Man of Peace (White Giant) | Saturday, July 12, 2008 - 12:27 am
Except that the first person in the hug fest has the ebola virus and infects everyone and we all die horrible deaths bleeding from every orifice of our bodies. :p |
| Jo Salkilld (White Giant) | Saturday, July 12, 2008 - 12:31 am
That would be the laguna-originating foot-spreading fungus-virus, then ...
Ewwww 
Ok MoP ... what's your wish? |
| Man of Peace (White Giant) | Saturday, July 12, 2008 - 12:32 am
I wish I was asexual and would have double the pleasure. |
| John R (Kebir Blue) | Saturday, July 12, 2008 - 12:35 am
Granted. You die of multiple orgasms.
I wish I had a talking banana.
Edit: I'm confused. You mean asexual sexually speaking or biologically? |
| Man of Peace (White Giant) | Saturday, July 12, 2008 - 12:41 am
What a way to go!
Granted When you were done with it it would tell you how bad your ass stank. :p
How about both then I could have an orgy with a bunch of other asexuals that looked just like me. |
| Jo Salkilld (White Giant) | Saturday, July 12, 2008 - 12:43 am
@ Laguna ... Granted.
Unfortunately your talking banana keeps talking to you ... even when you are trying to spread your fungus-virus by licking the toes of other players ... and distracts you to the point where MoP's multiple orgasms infiltrate your consciousness and cause you to voluntarily self-destruct, rather than face the consequences of a paradox in the space/time continuum.
I wish for everyone on White Giant to hug each other, and ENJOY it ... including the reach around. AGAIN |
| Man of Peace (White Giant) | Saturday, July 12, 2008 - 12:48 am
Does that include all my asexual offspring they are a very affectionate bunch! |
| John R (Kebir Blue) | Saturday, July 12, 2008 - 12:49 am
Someone's touching my arse and boy parts again... but I don't mind. :P |
| Jo Salkilld (White Giant) | Saturday, July 12, 2008 - 12:51 am
That would be me ... ooops
I wish laguna's boy-parts were easier to reach ... |
| sfo Treasurer (White Giant) | Saturday, July 12, 2008 - 12:56 am
I'm stuck in a paradox, but Laguna does have a nice reach. Hey!!!! What's that poking me in the dark? |
| Man of Peace (White Giant) | Saturday, July 12, 2008 - 12:59 am
Thats his bananna. |
| Jo Salkilld (White Giant) | Saturday, July 12, 2008 - 12:59 am
How's the drunk robot doing, Dan? Give it my love ...
Laguna ... get that chocolate-covered talking banana out of there ... |
| Jared Burton (White Giant) | Saturday, July 12, 2008 - 02:30 am
just make sure you know who ur pointing at |
| Barney Rubble (Little Upsilon) | Saturday, July 12, 2008 - 03:27 am
@ laguna..granted...but that "someone" is the flying monkey looking for his banana. From gay to bestiality? Where is that banana?
@ Jo..granted...but the reach arounds are impossible. All players on WG are fat, lazy and drunk on the peace of a stale world. You cant reach the "goods."
@ aaron...granted...and so is the liver disease granted as well. You look good in yellow.
I wish laguna and Vicious would fed.
I wish that Jo would reincarnate the multi "midget" so we can enjoy their deliciously eloquent posts that pushed vocabulary to far reaching heights.
I wish aaron would "nuke" T again...lol. |
| Aaron Doolavay (White Giant) | Saturday, July 12, 2008 - 07:17 am
ahhh the drunk robot is fine, thank you for thinking of me. me hugs Jo...ooh are those real, so firm....for the record I've never nuked T. I was gonna but it didn't happen. why is there fungus on my toes amd whos reaching around me here WTF man its gettin a little too cozy here. Reminds me of the backseat of a prius.... |
| Aaron Doolavay (White Giant) | Saturday, July 12, 2008 - 07:17 am
I wish for morning so this bad dream goes away |
| josias jorvick (White Giant) | Saturday, July 12, 2008 - 07:43 am
gRAnted,
yOu waKe UP TO THE FalL of the Sim Country GIANTS Wiill fall, Laguna, has fed with Vicious, LH, and Aesop to nuke T, and overthrow the WG sim giants
the rest of WG is to buy with reach arounds to stop them.
I wish i was a lesbian, midget, turkish, prison guard, with a foot fetish... |
| Aaron Doolavay (White Giant) | Saturday, July 12, 2008 - 08:37 am
granted.
You only have a fetish for the infected feet laguna was licking. |
| John R | Saturday, July 12, 2008 - 03:57 pm
My name will forever be attached to foot fetish now.
/me sits closer to Aaron and puts his arm around him
Ask a wish, love. ; ) |
| Aaron Doolavay (White Giant) | Saturday, July 12, 2008 - 04:41 pm
ahhhh morning is here, but why am I still having this bad dream, and why is there fungus on my feet?! |
| Barney Rubble (Little Upsilon) | Sunday, July 13, 2008 - 12:50 am
Yeah aaron. I remember. It was the disaster reports from the previous war(over a contested land if I recall)which led to the misunderstanding.
I love those disaster reports. Log in real weeks after a neighbor was nuked and you get a surprise! |
| Akit (White Giant) | Sunday, July 13, 2008 - 01:20 am
god this is wierd
lol |
| Man of Peace (White Giant) | Sunday, July 13, 2008 - 01:36 am
I wish it was weirder. |
| sfo Treasurer (White Giant) | Sunday, July 13, 2008 - 01:42 am
No, thinking someone nuked you because of an old newspaper clipping, is weird....Almost started a pointless war. Ah, the good ol' days. |
| John R | Sunday, July 13, 2008 - 01:50 am
Welcome to Simcountry, Akit!
This is the game where the weirdest and the kinkiest cybernauts of the intrawebs gather. We also let those with tendencies towards bestiality join.
As you can see, the number one fetish of all Simcountrians is to die of foot fetish. It is said we get closer to God's smelly feet this way.
Shall I convert you and lick your feet? |
| Aaron Doolavay (White Giant) | Sunday, July 13, 2008 - 07:08 am
yeah barney, that plus T not putting the salaries in his private corp in my country where we agreed it would be and me feeling he was disregarding the agreement(which he probly wasn't) but most likely just forgot cause he was new and me noticing he had a ton of nuke defense batteries and no nuke defense missles in his country.
I wish to be transported to the best Guns 'n' Roses concert ever. |
| sfo Treasurer (White Giant) | Sunday, July 13, 2008 - 08:21 am
G'N'R was awesome back in 88-89. Saw them open for Aerosmith...great show. And Slash wasn't totally bombed, so that was a plus. That was back when Aerosmith had just cleaned up and wouldn't allow drugs and alcohol around them.
"Welcome to the Jungle Baby, You're gonna die!!!!!!" |
| Quetzalcoatl God of War (Kebir Blue) | Sunday, July 13, 2008 - 06:02 pm
Granted but its in Hell...
I wish I had a Prius and a foot fetish ;) |
| John R (Kebir Blue) | Sunday, July 13, 2008 - 06:42 pm
Not granted. :p |
| Vacation Vacation | Sunday, July 13, 2008 - 06:43 pm
Granted, but a large oil reserve of historic proportions was just discovered in the ranch NEXT to yours. gas prices just dropped to 50 cents a gallon.
I wish I will have a 24oz ribeye tonight for dinner.
I remember seeing GnR. The ticket stated a start time of, "around 8Pm." That was because those heroin shootin idiots were sooo unpredictable. Axel Rose haha...moron. |
| Jo Salkilld (White Giant) | Monday, July 14, 2008 - 12:30 am
@ Sam ... granted. Unfortunately, Prius is taken over in a hostile bid by Hummer and become one of the most gas-guzzling vehicles on the planet. If that wasn't bad enough, Laguna's foot-fungus infects the interior until it spreads over your entire body, making you want to bathe in melted belgian chocolate 95% of the time
@ Vacation ... granted. You just have to kill and butcher the cow before you can cook it
I wish I had the patent on the 100%-effective Laguna-foot-fungus-sterilising unit, and could demand that everyone hugs each other before I would let them use it.
Hugs and respect
Jo |
| Man of Peace (White Giant) | Monday, July 14, 2008 - 01:36 am
Granted but it turns out that the unit left 1 fungus spore just barely alive.
It mutates into an arm eating fungus which spreads quickly leaving everyone armless and incapable of ever hugging again.
I wish for 1000 beautiful disease free virgins ready to meet every desire of my completely impervious danglely bits. :p |
| Vacation Vacation (Little Upsilon) | Monday, July 14, 2008 - 01:39 am
Granted but they are men.
I wish for the same but females please. |
| John R | Monday, July 14, 2008 - 01:44 am
Granted. You get stabbed in the face and in your genitalia every time you touch one.
I wish for Man's of Peace wish. |
| Slim (Golden Rainbow) | Monday, July 14, 2008 - 01:57 am
Granted.
But they all look like LH. Weight included.:P
I wish to smurf a smurfing smurf god smurfit!!!! |
| Quetzalcoatl God of War (Kebir Blue) | Monday, July 14, 2008 - 02:19 am
Granted but your a Smurf as well...
I wish I was Tom Willard.... |
| Slim (White Giant) | Monday, July 14, 2008 - 03:13 am
Granted.
But the marijuana you smoke is stale and weak.
I wish my hands didn't have minds of their own.:P |
| sfo Treasurer (White Giant) | Monday, July 14, 2008 - 04:39 am
Granted, but they have lips of their own and you never leave your house again.
I wish Tom Willard would come out of secured. |
| sfo Treasurer (White Giant) | Monday, July 14, 2008 - 04:40 am
In case you are wondering why you never leave the house....It is because you are afraid of what stories your hands might really tell......
I wish Tom Willard would come out of secured. |
| Slim (Golden Rainbow) | Monday, July 14, 2008 - 04:55 am
Oh well when I first read it, I thought to myself, "Why would that be an issue?"
Granted.
But when you declare, all your offenses get seized by the imaginary game gods and Tom gets to boast how he kicked your ass.
I wish I knew the stories my hands would tell. |
| Aaron Doolavay (White Giant) | Monday, July 14, 2008 - 04:09 pm
granted.
but after they are done telling you every story, your left one informs you he's gay and is suing you for the right to grab as many dangly bits as he wants. |
| sfo Treasurer (White Giant) | Tuesday, July 15, 2008 - 12:47 am
Make a wish, don't leave us hanging like his dangly bits. |
| Jo Salkilld (White Giant) | Tuesday, July 15, 2008 - 01:09 am
The ball's in your court, Aaron ... to coin a phrase |
| Slim | Tuesday, July 15, 2008 - 01:28 am
If i close my eyes it is definitely better |
| Aaron Doolavay (White Giant) | Wednesday, July 16, 2008 - 07:14 am
I wish to be Sam for 1 day. |
| Daconia (Golden Rainbow) | Wednesday, July 16, 2008 - 04:18 pm
Granted....Unfortunetly Mrs. Sam discovers the switch and you spend the entire day tied down to a bed with a bunch of priests surrounding you performing an exorcism.
I wish all the tree hugging, white owl kissing liberals would leave Washington and move to California. |
| Slim | Wednesday, July 16, 2008 - 09:18 pm
Granted. But they all get lonely in cali, so they call you up to defend them when they get busted.
I wish my new dog was smarter.:P |
| Foo (White Giant) | Wednesday, July 16, 2008 - 10:40 pm
I wish that chat would work for me |
| Man of Peace (White Giant) | Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 12:45 am
@Slim. Granted but now he repeatedly tells you how sick you are when you smear peanut butter all over your dangly bits and make him lick it off :P
@Foo. Granted but you are trapped in chat for eternity with only LH to talk to.
I wish LH ruled the world and I had a big jar of Peanut butter. |
| Aaron Doolavay (White Giant) | Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 08:23 am
Granted
unfortunately JohnR has secretly wished to be a dog and is licking your peaunt butter covered dangly bits spreading fungus all over them. |
| Man of Peace (White Giant) | Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 06:34 pm
Aaron I'll take the fungus on my dangly bits, but why did you have to leave LH ruling the world? |
| Foo (White Giant) | Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 09:08 pm
NICE MOP.....now I wish Id quit getting these stupid messages.....
"Subject: Government Salary Reduction
Message: The salary level in "Pr 11 of Kentucky is too high. The salaries of all government workers have been reduced."
....any suggestions their Mr. Obvious |
| Foo (White Giant) | Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 09:20 pm
I want to get in on some of this action...
@MOP. Granted but your are quarantined by a group of "Head Nurses" from Johns Hopkins Gastroenterology & Hepatology Resource Center where you are examined and kept for a year before discovering the fungus is actually a cure for bad dog breath. |
| Jo Salkilld (White Giant) | Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 09:22 pm
Granted. But because you don't get the messages any more, you have to continually check your salary level to see if the game has reduced them again without telling you.
I wish MoP's dangly bits disappeared, so he doesn't have to worry about the fungus on them, or the 'Head Nurses' ...
Sidenote: would he have to change his name to 'Person of Peace'?
Hugs and respect
Jo |
| sfo Treasurer (White Giant) | Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 09:46 pm
To be politically correct, yes Jo, he would become an "It". Or we could just call him "Pat". |
| Foo (White Giant) | Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 11:08 pm
I wish I knew what a good profit transfer for Country Controlled Public Corporations were? |
| Man of Peace (White Giant) | Friday, July 18, 2008 - 12:32 am
Granted. I would say 0% however it doesn't matter because gamemaster corporations has acquired 51% of all your public corporations. :p
I wish I had girly bits to replace my dangly bits. |
| sfo Treasurer (White Giant) | Friday, July 18, 2008 - 12:42 am
That would be funny if it weren't actually true MOP.
@Foo: 0%-15% for publics. |
| Jo Salkilld (White Giant) | Friday, July 18, 2008 - 12:46 am
@ MoP: Granted. You now have nice tidy fungus-free girly bits instead of ugly manky dangly bits.
Unfortunately, not only do you not have any breasts to go with them, everyone now has to call you "Our Lady of Peace" and you are obliged to marry the Pope, remain a virgin and have lots of churches named after you.
I wish it were possible to reach level 8 ... |
| sfo Treasurer (White Giant) | Friday, July 18, 2008 - 02:09 am
Granted: But now you have to take over for Tom and Jozi and listen to everyone bitch and moan every day. Look on the bright side.....Laguna will work for you.
I wish I wasn't quite so damned handsome. |
| Aaron Doolavay (White Giant) | Friday, July 18, 2008 - 07:04 am
granted, you are now lh.
I wish to pillage the sim-countryside on WG without remorse. |
| Man of Peace (White Giant) | Saturday, July 19, 2008 - 01:08 am
Granted, but all of your booty is covered in Laguna's fungus. :P
I wish Layne Staley was still alive. |
| Noproblem (White Giant) | Sunday, July 20, 2008 - 09:29 am
Granted, but he comes to live with you and still smells dead.
I wish somebody would marry my ex. |
| Man of Peace (White Giant) | Sunday, July 20, 2008 - 03:52 pm
Granted, But its you and divorce has been outlawed.
I wish I was 21 again. |
| John R | Sunday, July 20, 2008 - 09:30 pm
Granted.
Captivated by your young beauty and singular body, a 94 year old janitor makes you his personal twink (you know what that means).
After satisfying the old man's every sadistic desire to his death, he leaves you, in his will, two cows and three chickens.
Dunno if that's corrupting MOP's wish though... he may like it. ;0
I wish I had dancing potatoes. |
| Jo Salkilld (White Giant) | Sunday, July 20, 2008 - 10:06 pm
Granted. Your talking banana is overwhelmed by the mesmerising dancing of your potatoes and persuades them to elope with him to form a harem in a far-distant and unreachable land.
You are left totally without fruit or vegetables of any kind, talking, dancing or inert, and the only thing that stops you from committing suicide is that MoP shares his cows and chickens with you on Thursdays and Saturdays.
I wish I wasn't in the SC dungeon any more ... |
| sfo Treasurer (White Giant) | Monday, July 21, 2008 - 06:13 am
Granted: All awards have been canceled as well, W3C is broke and cannot afford to pay them anymore. Jozi is so hard up that he has decided to take fruit and vegetables as trade for membership extensions, as long as they dance. Since he is Hindu, he can not accept the sacred cow.
I wish I had a few n00b pets to do my bidding. |
| josias jorvick (Little Upsilon) | Monday, July 21, 2008 - 08:43 am
granted; but you have to tell them, step by step, over and over again, how to IPO
i wish that laguna's banana and potatoes had babies |
| sfo Treasurer (White Giant) | Monday, July 21, 2008 - 07:38 pm
Granted: Scientists have named them bananatoes. But they have a strange fungus that is incurable and threatens to make all people who eat them want to never hug anyone ever again. The scientists are going to try a serum concocted of Belgian chocolate that needs to be spread onto everyone's feet and must be licked off by Laguna personally.
I wish that Jo and Laguna had some babies. |
| Daconia (Little Upsilon) | Monday, July 21, 2008 - 10:59 pm
ewwww....I'll let Jo corrupt that one... |
| Jo Salkilld (White Giant) | Tuesday, July 22, 2008 - 12:58 am
Granted. However, my hatred of the concept of pregnancy results in Laguna having to gestate the babies in his own body. Doctors have developed new techniques in order to install a zip into his stomach to allow him to effectively give birth.
Since I also loathe the concept of breast-feeding, the babies are born with an instinct to suck toes instead and to draw maximum nutrition from their fathers (mothers?) foot-fungus virus, resulting in a worldwide panic and a sharp rise in the sale of steel-toe-capped boots.
I wish I had a factory that makes steel toe-capped boots ... |
| sfo Treasurer (White Giant) | Tuesday, July 22, 2008 - 01:47 am
LMAO |
| Jo Salkilld (White Giant) | Wednesday, July 23, 2008 - 12:09 am
Hey Laguna, looks like I killed the thread ...
Which means that you are permanently stuck with gestating my babies and being the originator of a worldwide-epidemic-foot-fungus-virus ... and I am stuck with a very lucrative steel-toe-capped-boots factory!
Only belgian chocolate can save us ...
Hugs and respect
Jo |
| Man of Peace (Little Upsilon) | Wednesday, July 23, 2008 - 01:25 am
@ Jo's wish Granted.
However it turns out that your toe sucking offspring's saliva actually cures the foot fungus virus.
So the demand for steel toed boots drops sharply and your factory goes under. The worst part is that once they cured the last case of foot fungus. The babies lost their only other source of food so you have to breast feed them. :p
I wish that I have everything I could ever desire and no one could corrupt it. |
| Aaron Doolavay (White Giant) | Wednesday, July 23, 2008 - 09:34 am
Everything is corruptible given enough thought.
I wish to be Jo's babies. |
| Man of Peace (Little Upsilon) | Wednesday, July 23, 2008 - 06:43 pm
Hey! Take your mouth off of Jo's nipple!
You have to corrupt my wish before you get yours. |
| Jo Salkilld (White Giant) | Wednesday, July 23, 2008 - 09:45 pm
How many babies did we have for heaven's sake?!!!! ... I don't think I have enough nipples |
| John R | Wednesday, July 23, 2008 - 11:11 pm
All I know is that I'm still gestating my second series of little jos. :p |
| Jo Salkilld (White Giant) | Thursday, July 24, 2008 - 12:13 am
Laguna ... please define (numerically) 'series' ...
/me considering extreme plastic surgery |
| sfo Treasurer (White Giant) | Thursday, July 24, 2008 - 05:46 am
I think he gestated them out of his arse.
My question: Are they "Lagujo's" or "Jolagu's"???? |
| MysteryStyle (White Giant) | Thursday, July 24, 2008 - 06:11 am
I wish I wasn't so drunk lol
I'm at the point where I can kinda work but i won't be able to do as good as i'm supposed to. I shouldn't have had 1 more lol. Nicole kinda got me 2 have 1 more that was a mistake lol. Off 2 work in 10-15 mins oO |
| Aaron Doolavay (White Giant) | Thursday, July 24, 2008 - 06:52 am
granted.
However as you sober up you are horrified to discover you live in a world populated solely by an ever increasing number of little Jolagu's.
I wish for more angry noobs to infest white giant. |
| josias jorvick (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, July 24, 2008 - 09:00 am
granted; how ever, they all have secured mode, and war protection to the end of the year, and they all form one big fed, and anti-boycott each other every day, in addition, they are bigT's noob pets, that do his every bidding...
i wish some one would corrupt this wish... |
| sfo Treasurer (White Giant) | Thursday, July 24, 2008 - 04:50 pm
Please don't. I need my minions. |
