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UC/GREF Peace Treaty--Official Declaration (Golden Rainbow)

Topics: Golden Rainbow: UC/GREF Peace Treaty--Official Declaration (Golden Rainbow)

John L (Golden Rainbow)

Saturday, April 24, 2010 - 06:21 am Click here to edit this post
Abe, Chairman of GREF,
After long and careful consideration and many violation of the UC/GREF peace treaty by Wendy and possibly others in UC and maybe some in GREF, I asked UC members for a vote to cancel the treaty. A majority of UC members voted to cancel the treaty and many asked for work to begin on negotiating a new treaty. This is to inform you and members of GREF that we in UC will consider the treaty void after the required time period called for by the treaty.
John L.
Chairman Unitec Confederatin HQ

Steven Ryan (Golden Rainbow)

Saturday, April 24, 2010 - 03:44 pm Click here to edit this post
Does this mean its free for all

Psycho_Honey (Golden Rainbow)

Saturday, April 24, 2010 - 04:25 pm Click here to edit this post
Not exactly, We did not cancel the treaty to declare war. The treaty as it stood had very little validity. Another treaty should be renegotiated that actually means something. Kind of like renewing our vows. Isn't that sweet?

whiteboy (Little Upsilon)

Saturday, April 24, 2010 - 07:52 pm Click here to edit this post
I have spoken to Diz about this and he assured that the intention is to design a stronger and more meaningful treaty. I strongly support the peace between GREF and UC and would be willing to fight against members of either side if the current treaty is violated or there is aggressive actions taken which compromise the peace negotiations going forward. I have friends in both UC and GREF and as you all know I am not one who opposes war, however it seems to me that the leadership of both federations are interested in peace and I'd like to do what I can to support those leaders.

WB

Psycho_Honey (Golden Rainbow)

Saturday, April 24, 2010 - 08:48 pm Click here to edit this post
Did you hear something... or someone???

Buzzing in the background???

John L (Golden Rainbow)

Sunday, April 25, 2010 - 04:30 am Click here to edit this post
I and others in UC wish to negotiate a more meaningful treaty. I will act or accept a member from UC to negotiate the terms and will look forward to Abe to act as negotiator for GREF or to get a volunteer from GREF to be negotiator.

Psycho_Honey (Golden Rainbow)

Monday, April 26, 2010 - 05:26 pm Click here to edit this post
John L our Chairman, has expressed confidence in me being the negotiator for The United Confederation. I know we have come to deadlocks before and I am known for being a tough negotiator, but I promise to be fair and practical. Reasonable above all else. I look forward to continuing a peace arrangement between The United Confederation and GREF.

If GREF would like to name a negotiator from their federation I would be more than happy to start the proceedings. I'll be available for chat most of the day. Also hope to see Zebz as negotiator, it will give us a chance to mend some differences.

Zeba (Golden Rainbow)

Wednesday, May 12, 2010 - 09:33 pm Click here to edit this post
Here is the latest version of the Treaty that I have reworked...hopefully this is the final draft:

1. The Term of the peace treaty shall last no less than 100 game years. After which time, it may be canceled, continued, or renegotiated for different terms.

2. War Declarations are considered a violation of the Treaty and the violator will get expelled from their Federation if the opposing Federation requests it. This is not automatic, but is mandatory for both chairmen of each federation to uphold upon request of the opposing federation.

3. In the case of a Federation member leaving their Federation in order to Declare War, then that member is barred from rejoining the original Federation and the opposing Federation (UC and GREF). This is automatic and neither fed will make any change or disregard this provision.

4. If there are any disputes about this treaty or instances in which the 2 Federations strongly disagree...rather than go to war we will consult a neutral party to arbitrate the issue that both Federations agree upon and that person's judgment will be binding and each Federation must uphold that decision.

We have come to this simple yet binding and hopefully lasting agreement with the understanding that both the United Confederation and the Golden Rainbow Economic Federation want to lead their federations back into the path of prosperity through economic means and avoid war. The United Confederation and the Golden Rainbow Economic Federation by way of charter agree with these principles and that 100 years of peace would be in the best interest of the Golden Rainbow Community.

Zeba (Little Upsilon)

Sunday, May 16, 2010 - 05:03 pm Click here to edit this post
hmmmmm...soooooo what's up UC? I haven't heard a peep and you guys were the ones that asked for a peace treaty? We in GREF agree in principle with this, but we haven't ratified this treaty yet and are still waiting for your response to go ahead with a vote.

BTW...we had a Mutual Defense Pact with TGC at 1 point.

Psycho_Honey (Golden Rainbow)

Sunday, May 16, 2010 - 05:28 pm Click here to edit this post
I thought first of all that we were discussing this treaty, you could have sent a final copy to me instead of posting something on the forum.

You have been the one dodging. I am here everyday, and YOU have been the one missing. So if you want to talk, I'm in chat as usual, and I have told you this several times.

Psycho_Honey (Little Upsilon)

Sunday, May 16, 2010 - 06:15 pm Click here to edit this post
Since you wish to undermine me by publicly discussing a private negotiation. Here is an amended final draft I would be happy to present for a final vote.

1. The Term of the peace treaty shall last no less than 100 game years. After which time, it may be canceled, continued, or renegotiated for different terms.

2. War Declarations are considered a violation of the Treaty and the violator will get expelled from their Federation if the opposing Federation requests it. This is not automatic, but is mandatory for both chairmen of each federation to uphold upon request of the opposing federation.

3. In the case of a Federation member leaving their Federation in order to Declare War, then that member is barred from rejoining the original Federation and the opposing Federation (UC and GREF). This is automatic and neither fed will make any change or disregard this provision.

4. If there are any disputes about this treaty or instances in which the 2 Federations strongly disagree...rather than go to war we will consult a neutral party(who will be Laguna and ONLY Laguna) to arbitrate the issue that both Federations agree upon and that person's judgment will be (not be) binding and each Federation (will place great consideration to that party's recommendation according to) that decision.

(The United Confederation WILL NOT be controlled or ordered to take any action other than those actions our federation chooses to take, by any outside party, nuetral or not. We are a sovereign Federation and reserve our right to make our own decisions based on our own beliefs and conclusions of any discrepancy or disagree ment. Though there shouldn't be any, the treaty is pretty clear.)

5. This peace treaty shall be upheld in any circumstance, and shall not be overshadowed by any previous agreements, pacts, or other treaties either federation may or may not have signed before this treaty is ratified. This is a UC GREF agreement and considerations as to allies of either federation are a separate matter and should be discussed separately, and they shall hold no weight on this agreement.


We have come to this simple yet binding and hopefully lasting agreement with the understanding that both the United Confederation and the Golden Rainbow Economic Federation want to lead their federations back into the path of prosperity through economic means and avoid war. The United Confederation and the Golden Rainbow Economic Federation by way of charter agree with these principles and that 100 years of peace would be in the best interest of the Golden Rainbow Community.

Jack Jones (Golden Rainbow)

Monday, May 17, 2010 - 02:57 am Click here to edit this post
I'd vote for that.

Zeba (Little Upsilon)

Monday, May 17, 2010 - 04:34 am Click here to edit this post
On the same day that i posted this...i sent it to you in a PM...and that is why I was wondering if you are dodging me.

BTW...the TGC thing bothers me because one the of the players you are attacking is extremely ill... besides being my friends.

I will pass my thoughts on to you in PM about the treaty...still needs work.

Psycho_Honey (Golden Rainbow)

Monday, May 17, 2010 - 04:36 am Click here to edit this post
I'm going to chat right now, I've been there most of the day. Let me know there.

John L (Golden Rainbow)

Monday, May 17, 2010 - 04:50 am Click here to edit this post
Zeba, Wendy, As a member of UC and it's current Chairman I appreciate your work on this endeavor and look forward to getting UC ratification of a treaty in the near future.

Psycho_Honey (Golden Rainbow)

Tuesday, June 1, 2010 - 07:15 pm Click here to edit this post
We've managed to stall the ratification of this treaty long enough.

Now I had just recently deregd a few countries on some GREF borders that Steve Boo was crying about. I see that his multi account Rob Kennedy has taken more c3s next to countries I have recently acquired. As well as soaked up some of Tendo's assets.

Last night I took an inactive that was a single country out of secured mode. I received this message in response.

From: The Coming Curse
To: Oblivion
Real Date: 01-06-2010 04:49:26
World Date: February 10 2773
Subject: Fwd: bad for the game
Message: Forwarded from the land of sparta

Wendy why'd you take arkansas? You know the player community is dwindling and we need all the players we can get. I'm asking you as someone who likes this game to take others (noobs and part time players) into mind. As you've seen I won't interfere with you most of the time, nor would something like this cause me to ruffle your feathers (though me writing you may cause you to try to ruffle mine). I just have been saddened by the shrinking number of players and empires in sc, and would like you to keep that in mind as well. Regards, EO

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Now I take this message and threat very seriously. First of all, what business of yours is it if I take a single inactive country, that just happens to be out of secured mode? Even so much that you need to spam my mailbox with 'I am saddened' Wutthehizzelle Eva!

This morning Rob Kennedy is on the border of this very same country. Now I realize you all have a mutual sumthin pact, so I'll be clear and blunt. Steven Ryan and Zebz have been repeatedly whining about encroachment as a roadblock to any peace agreement. So, I derreg more than 7 countries yesterday, and you all respond by sending me spam, and taking countries on my border? So, since I was the one who was attacked by your federation, and agreed to a ceasefire, I am now officially declaring an end to any ceasefire. You guys have had more than enough time to stall and prepare to respond to anything I do. I am glad you have, and since you want to turn every foot into another mile, have it your way. There will be no peace for you and I. If you want peace you should start acting like it.

Zeba (Golden Rainbow)

Tuesday, June 1, 2010 - 09:52 pm Click here to edit this post
Peace Treaty is ready to go...you are the only one stalling it up Wendy. You have been pushing everyone's buttons for a long time and everyone has been very patient. You were asked not to take Tendo's counties by many different people...and now Oblivion (Tendo's Country) is part of the problem as it lies in direct contrast to the Peace Treaty and the encroachment issue.

The 4 countries we asked to be deregged were: No Need To Be Alarmed, UC Charter Home, Serenity Bugur, and oblivion...so far only 2 of those have been de-regged. I have no idea what 7 countries you derregged or who told you to derreg them?

EO's message has nothing to do with us, but you shouldn't be surprised as Arkansas / Howard and EO are in TGC...and you have been attacking this fed for some time: Tendo, Christopher.

Psycho_Honey (Golden Rainbow)

Wednesday, June 2, 2010 - 12:26 am Click here to edit this post
Oh I'm glad you chimed in poptart. Maybe you didn't notice, but the date at the start of this thread is sometime in APRIL. A FN month for a peace treaty. Lets be real, Aqua Rainbow attacked me, not UC(according to you) so I gave you guys a cease fire you requested out of kindness. You stalled for about two weeks. When you said you were busy, was I not patient? I think I was. And a side note, I asked EO about a month ago about raiding TGC, he asked me not to raid Wild, which I haven't. He gave me explicit expressed consent that I was free to raid Christopher Michael, because "WE(he and Dizzy) don't like him".

You never asked me to dereg anything personally, EVER. I only got word about Oblivion(Tendo's countries which are mine now). Why do you expect me to dereg anything? What does that have to do with peace? You can use it as an excuse if you like. To be frank, I had no intention of deregging any countries because you asked. Deregulation of any country will not be a precursor to any peace agreement.

There is no 'Problem of Encroachment', becuase the treaty was never ratified, so you can't try to enforce a treaty before it takes effect. Gimmie a break. There will be no need for excuses becuase I'm going to war with all of GREF indefinitely. You guys declared on inactive countries I was targeting after I already declared. That is an act of war. Furthermore, tell me how if I derreged 2 of 4 countries, why is your multi account all star, taking countries on my borders? But I am violating an imaginary treaty?

So, there will be war, and there will be peace long after you want it. Failure to come to table was not an option, you played the cease fire very well. I hope you prepared. If you do not wish to fight, you have 24 hours to leave GREF. Your federation attacked and attempted to take a country Tattooed Priest gave to me way back when, and you want to talk about respect? I will bomb, destroy, or conquer whatever I can whenever and wherever I can.

I do not speak on behalf of United Confederation, as you well know Zeba, Jack Jones has taken over as negotiator. If you are interested in peace with the UC the negotiations should proceed as they were. I won't be signing on to any agreements though.

EO (White Giant)

Wednesday, June 2, 2010 - 12:48 am Click here to edit this post
Lol wendy I never said to raid TGC, I said I couldn't stop you. You did TRY to raid Wild Eyes.

I just have no interest in fighting you on a world that I have just one slave, and am not part of an active federation.

Also - Please don't say I didn't like Christopher because I not only did I like him, I would NEVER say that. I chose to start a federation with him, so I hardly disliked him. I know that is a tough concept for you to grasp lol.

Do not confuse my opinions and problems with Dizzy's please. I have not been in a fed with him in over a year, and thusly have not had similar goals to him in quite some time. I do not pay attention to GR and have sold almost all of my holdings on GR. If you are angry with me, feel free to dec my country. Otherwise please leave me out of your negotiations with a party that I have nothing to do with (GREF).

Psycho_Honey

Wednesday, June 2, 2010 - 03:57 am Click here to edit this post
That is exactly the reason you gave. You said it, you can own up to it. In regards to Luonnatar, you stated, "I don't know, she may fight back." ... "But you can raid Chris".... "(Diz) because we don't like him"


That is exactly why I don't mess with a bunch of people now, you'll lie at the drop of a dime to save face.

What were you LoLing at. I didn't read anything funny.

EO (Little Upsilon)

Wednesday, June 2, 2010 - 06:03 am Click here to edit this post
Lol why would I tell my least favorite player in sc (who frequently tries to attack me) to raid my allies?

Btw, Luonnotar is not a she.

Luonnotar (Golden Rainbow)

Wednesday, June 2, 2010 - 06:29 am Click here to edit this post
*hides under a table*

Scarlet (Little Upsilon)

Wednesday, June 2, 2010 - 08:38 am Click here to edit this post
Hello, Wendy!

Steven Ryan (Golden Rainbow)

Wednesday, June 2, 2010 - 01:52 pm Click here to edit this post
Getting a bit sick of this multi crap i do look after robs account its no secret id rather do that and have him dereg his empire as he hasnt had the time too play. im not after any wars but wendy u keep going after everyones account that are sick or havent played of late im not after u wendy but ur raiding everyone no one is safe even the dying

Psycho_Honey (White Giant)

Wednesday, June 2, 2010 - 03:20 pm Click here to edit this post
Everyone is sick nowadays? Tendo is one person, so are all of your MULTIPLE MULTI ACCOUNTS. Not just Rob either. If you're gettin sick of it, reduce to one account and play like everyone else does.

I don't care if you are after me, the PMs you have sent me like, "last warning, move it or else' are the kind of messages that tell me you want a problem. I don't have to explain myself to you multi boy, it's a game, guard your *accounts well I will be after them regardless of what federation name they have on them. Even the one you hold in the UC. Yeah thats common knowledge too. You're greedy and you don't wanna share.

I get paid or you sprayed. Good Luck.

Psycho_Honey (White Giant)

Wednesday, June 2, 2010 - 03:23 pm Click here to edit this post
And Beast quit lying, you said it in open chat not even in PM. I'm going to ignore you now since you only like to tell the truth when it makes you look good. I don't need to use you as an excuse to raid anyone. I'll tell anyone here why I attacked them or that I want to, or that I will. Maybe it was the other you. The one that is quitting the game.

Zeba (Golden Rainbow)

Wednesday, June 2, 2010 - 07:21 pm Click here to edit this post
I PM'ed Jack Jones about the 4 countries that were in question and I am the messenger...really i don't care what you do...except that you show no respect for what other people value...I value a lasting tribute to my dying friend. It's not all about you...Wendy!

For now...I have left GREF with all of my countries and I am done wasting my time dealing with the mentally, socially, and grammatically challenged(looks at psycho)...LOL...Be-otch!!!

Most likely I will leave this game soon, for it is people like you that ruin it...SC should ban you. The forums are littered with ugly banter and grammatical errors mostly due to you. You chase people away from the game and generally spread negativity. I have seen more mental prowess in a 1st grader...you are like talking to a brick wall and it baffles the mind how idiotic you really are. Ouuuuuuu...now I am this months Poptart...you are insane...and you should stop ruining your life by logging into this game 24-7 and picking fights with everyone in SC.

Did your husband take away your kids and / or divorce you yet? I would be surprised if you said no...based on your SC endeavors for the last month...something has definitely gone wrong or changed dramatically in your life lately.

Psycho_Honey

Wednesday, June 2, 2010 - 08:00 pm Click here to edit this post
I really do enjoy my grammatical errors.

GREF had a peace treaty. You all violated it by attacking me, and then we are supposed to cave to silly demands. Pshhh, not me, not in this lifetime.

Zeba (Golden Rainbow)

Wednesday, June 2, 2010 - 08:23 pm Click here to edit this post
That is what I thought.

Psycho_Honey (Little Upsilon)

Wednesday, June 2, 2010 - 08:56 pm Click here to edit this post
Did you think it, or know it? That is the question.


I offered you 100 years of peace, you found something to nit pick about each and every time I gave you another concession. You should have just said YES to PEACE.

Zeba (Golden Rainbow)

Wednesday, June 2, 2010 - 09:03 pm Click here to edit this post
You gave no concessions and you have no idea how to negotiate...that part about the brick wall was directed at you in case you didn't realize.

Zeba (Golden Rainbow)

Wednesday, June 2, 2010 - 09:12 pm Click here to edit this post
Peace treaty had to be finished with Scarlet (while he was in the UC), which was wrapped up in 30 minutes...wasn't that hard to do...you just don't have a clue. Jack Jones tells me it has been approved by the UC...seems the missing link is you...Wendy.

Psycho_Honey (Little Upsilon)

Wednesday, June 2, 2010 - 09:44 pm Click here to edit this post
Indeed, it doesn't apply to me, Welcome to Simcountry.

Zeba (Golden Rainbow)

Wednesday, June 2, 2010 - 10:37 pm Click here to edit this post
Well it appears that the treaty doesn't apply to me either...welcome to SimCountry yourself...what ever that means!?!

Zeba (Golden Rainbow)

Wednesday, June 2, 2010 - 11:02 pm Click here to edit this post
Hmmmmmm, so it looks like the UC and GREF have a Peace Treaty after all then...go figure...all you had to do was quit. It would also appear that according to the treaty (speaking as an outsider) that if you dec on GREF, then you are automatically banned from rejoining the UC...guess you better go back to Poptarts...better yet...try proper diet and exercise...LOL!

Psycho_Honey

Thursday, June 3, 2010 - 04:09 am Click here to edit this post
24 Hours will be up shortly Zebz, I'll manage regardless if I am in UC or not.

Steven Ryan (Golden Rainbow)

Thursday, June 3, 2010 - 07:59 am Click here to edit this post
yawn

Psycho_Honey (Little Upsilon)

Thursday, June 3, 2010 - 08:07 am Click here to edit this post
I was thinking the same....

I was waiting for the 'or else' Stevie.

EO (Fearless Blue)

Thursday, June 3, 2010 - 08:27 am Click here to edit this post
Go windy go!

Zeba (Golden Rainbow)

Thursday, June 3, 2010 - 04:35 pm Click here to edit this post
yawn x 2

Zeba (Golden Rainbow)

Thursday, June 3, 2010 - 04:44 pm Click here to edit this post
Just checked the paper and saw this LOL:

East BadLands army takes full control in The Land of Sparta

Translation...some noob just took one of Wendy's countries...LOL.

Ok...back to Yawning...

Psycho_Honey (Little Upsilon)

Thursday, June 3, 2010 - 04:50 pm Click here to edit this post
Yeah the n00b was promised his country back. What a geek. Lmao

Zeba (Golden Rainbow)

Thursday, June 3, 2010 - 07:54 pm Click here to edit this post
That's a pathetic lie Wendy...are you trying to save face on the forums...The Great Wendy(sarcasm) got beat by a noob...ooooooohhh noooo!!!

So why then did you just declare on this noob if he was supposed to to have the country back.

From the newspaper:

Declaration of War
Sun Dec 9, 2773 dIZZY cANT sAVE yOU has declared war on Southwest Badlands. War will start on 09-04-2774.

Declaration of War
Sun Dec 9, 2773 Do You like Pie has declared war on Southwest Badlands. War will start on 09-04-2774.

Can't wait for your pathetic spin on this one...LOL! I have seen you spin cr@p all over the forums time and time again...you are so full of BS...spinning every loss into a victory...never admitting defeat to save face on the forums (can I get a h#ll Yea from all those out there that know what I am talking about...LOL)...you are only fooling your weak ego. For what reason...saving face on an online game forum...WTF!?!?

This is 1 of the reasons I want to leave this game...why hang out in the same room with an overbearing psycho chic?!?

Got any thoughts on this GM? How many people has Wendy chased away from the game...is she really worth it? Admittedly when I was into it...she added some drama to the game, but it wears thin fast and her negativity really drags the game and the people that play way way down...its very sad to see the ugliness that she brings out in people. If it were a single incident, then it would be easy to overlook, but it has repeated itself countless times...countless all over SC :(

Psycho_Honey (Little Upsilon)

Thursday, June 3, 2010 - 08:59 pm Click here to edit this post
Yes, Yes, I admit I do enjoy this saving face thing...

More ban spam please.

Psycho_Honey (Little Upsilon)

Thursday, June 3, 2010 - 09:01 pm Click here to edit this post
Oh, and yeah, let me know if I'll be banned before July 2nd lol, Time to renew :)

Psycho_Honey (Little Upsilon)

Thursday, June 3, 2010 - 09:05 pm Click here to edit this post
It is kinda hard to make the case for banning a person who plays the game within the rules, when you have admitted openly Zeba that you know Steven Ryan is a multi, yet harbor his multi account(s)! in your federation. Hell you might be Steven Ryan Too. Or is it Rob Kennedy? Or Sinaloa? Or....

Well the case could readily and easily be made that Multi accounts are what is ruining the game. I mean, what would your pitiful federation look like without all those multi account assets and army. Not much. Like all the other NON multi account feds.

Zeba (Golden Rainbow)

Thursday, June 3, 2010 - 10:49 pm Click here to edit this post
Ha...so you were beaten down by a noob...how embarrassing that must be for you...LOL!

I believe Steve already mentioned the Multi thing above yesterday...please try and pay attention...I know its hard for you, but it doesn't help your creditability (saving face = not looking like an dumb @ss).

The only one in my Fed right now is me...LOL! Focus Wendy...focus.

Wendy Saving Face Count -3 today.

Psycho_Honey (White Giant)

Thursday, June 3, 2010 - 11:25 pm Click here to edit this post
Yeah, he's 'holding someones account' right.

Yeah why did you leave gref?

Zeba (Golden Rainbow)

Friday, June 4, 2010 - 12:54 am Click here to edit this post
Man you certainly are a dim watt bulb...I quote you from above "If you do not wish to fight, you have 24 hours to leave GREF."...and since your beef is with with me for "stalling the Treaty", I left...leaving the innocent Economic Fed behind...and as I said I will most likely leave the game so what's the difference.

I was sick of a couple things, but mostly I am not going to waist my time on you...the most boring of "warriors" in the game today. You don't fight...you spin your losses on the forums...nuke noobs...and wait for your opponent to leave their country unattended...and then spout how great you are...LOL...what a joke! Really you need to attend to RL and maybe you will get your husband and kids back. You have been harassing GREF (well...you harass everyone) as long as I have been playing the game and I am sick of it...your a bully with no fighting skills (oddly enough) other than your unflinching desire to ruin your own RL by logging into SC 24-7.

Scarlet (Little Upsilon)

Friday, June 4, 2010 - 03:43 am Click here to edit this post
How can you kill that which has no life!?

Psycho_Honey (Little Upsilon)

Friday, June 4, 2010 - 06:13 am Click here to edit this post
LMAO,

Insult me some more.

Quote, "I am not going to waist my time on you"

Waste... Spelling Errors?

Laguna

Friday, June 4, 2010 - 07:23 am Click here to edit this post
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows...

Zeba (Golden Rainbow)

Friday, June 4, 2010 - 04:39 pm Click here to edit this post
Whooops...spell check gone wild.

Ok...Speaking of waist...when was the last time you got off that computer Wendy? Hahaha...I called you fat (didn't think you would get it unless I spelled it out for you...W...A...I...S...T).

(sinking to the lowest common denominator as communication continues with the everyone's favorite fat high school dropout...and professional SC player(Wendy...aka...not so sweet Psycho)).

Wendy doing aerobics http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXlWsBhFvis&feature=related careful folks...you might just bust a gut watching this video.

Wendy is so fat, she shows up on radar.

Wendy was so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

Wendy is so fat, she has her own area code.

Wendy has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.

How's that Wendy...let me know if you need anymore elementary humor?

Scarlet...true dat!

Laguna...that really is Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows...LOL!

Psycho_Honey (Little Upsilon)

Friday, June 4, 2010 - 05:46 pm Click here to edit this post
Zeba is so fat, he has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

Come again?

Zeba (Golden Rainbow)

Friday, June 4, 2010 - 08:43 pm Click here to edit this post
Ha...that's pretty dam funny...1st time in my life anybody ever called me fat...LOL...my girlfriend actually gets pissed at me because I eat like a horse and never gain weight.

Hang on a sec...

Wendy is so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!

Wendy is so fat it takes two buses and a train to get on her good side. (isn't that the truth)

Psycho_Honey (Golden Rainbow)

Friday, June 4, 2010 - 09:18 pm Click here to edit this post
Zeba is so Fat so fat that last time he walked to Wal-Mart, he tripped over K-Mart, and landed on Target.


Come again?

Zeba (Golden Rainbow)

Friday, June 4, 2010 - 10:14 pm Click here to edit this post
Wendy is so fat, she has to use a mattress for a tampon.

Wendy is so fat when she went to school she sat next to everybody.

Psycho_Honey (Golden Rainbow)

Friday, June 4, 2010 - 10:23 pm Click here to edit this post
Zeba so nasty, he squeezed that mattress into a cup and had it with his supper last night. When your wife asked why your lips taste funny, did you tell her it was me?!

Zeba so ugly, when he was born, the doctors put tinted windows on the incubator! Ohhh!!!

Come again?

Zeba (Golden Rainbow)

Friday, June 4, 2010 - 10:39 pm Click here to edit this post
Wendy is so fat that if she went on a diet two undeveloped nations would have enough food to eat for a year.

Wendy is so stupid her favorite color is clear.

Wendy is so fat her tanning bed is Mexico.

Wendy is like a TV...even a 2 year old can turn her on.

Wendy is so fat that when she sweats she can be used as a steam roller.

Wendy is so stupid that she went to Dr. Dre for liposuction.

Psycho_Honey (Golden Rainbow)

Friday, June 4, 2010 - 11:17 pm Click here to edit this post
Zeb00b is so dumb, it takes him an hour to make minute rice!

Zeb00b is so stupid he trips over the cord on a cordless phone!?

Come again?

Zeba (Golden Rainbow)

Friday, June 4, 2010 - 11:43 pm Click here to edit this post
Wendy is so lame that trolling the SC forums and playing SC is her "night out on the town."

Don't you have kids and a husband to hang with? If I was right about your hubby taking them away and leaving you, then it doesn't get any more obvious that you have online addiction disorder...so quit the game (or scale way way way back) and put your energy into getting them back.

Peace Out...and let the good times roll in RL.

Zeba (Golden Rainbow)

Friday, June 4, 2010 - 11:44 pm Click here to edit this post
Thanks for the laughs anyways.

Laguna

Saturday, June 5, 2010 - 01:00 am Click here to edit this post
I should delete those last few posts. Don't continue this or repeat this.

Psycho_Honey (Little Upsilon)

Saturday, June 5, 2010 - 02:19 am Click here to edit this post
LoLz Sorry LG, I didn't start it.


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