A presidential notice from Etruria

this is a general notice from the president of Etruria to all leaders on GR.

Dear Presidents,

I, StuartT of The Etrurian Empire, leader of CIS hereby proclaim this world as my own. You all have permission to reside here, however - before you do anything in game..you HAVE to inform me. Failure to do so will result in military action being taken against you, your empire and your fed mates too. Any issues...tough.

Welcome to Etrurian GR.

Regards,

StuartT

No one gives a rats ass about you or your empire or your empty threats


Welcome to GR

Lol...just trying to make this game more interesting.

Now, get on your knees and beg your lord and master (thats me by the way!) for forgiveness.....!

You can't touch me, I'm war level 1, meh meh memeh meh! O.-

Damnit...theres the flaw in my plan...noobs with a mouth and war level 1!

Oh, hang on....im war level 1 too!

/me decs!

LOL

(plays awesome song)

angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civil

This is the ultimate showdown....of ultimate destiny!!!

And i pwn