| Wednesday, February 17, 2016 - 01:30 am |
hi, i am a member of the security council on Golden Rainbow. if you contact me with negotiations for me in return to propose 2 Trillion to your country.
| Wednesday, February 17, 2016 - 03:28 am |
Tired of looking at the Security Council just sitting on a Quadrillion dollars? Wish some of that money could be yours?
It could be yours, and I'm willing to help you get it.
JDLech of the Evil Empire offers my security council vote in exchange for 1/2 gold coin purchase of any product in the direct market. Supplies are limited and so is the offer.
Plus, you get a free toaster with every purchase over 1 GC.
But wait, theeeerrrrrrre's more,
Act now and receive a genuine faux secondhand Ginsuâ„¢ knife set.
Supplies are limited, limit one per order, state, national, personal, moral, ethical, legal, and spiritual restrictions apply. Ginsuâ„¢ and toaster offer not valid in any country, void where prohibited, see direct trading rules for details. Trademark infringement not intended in any state, country, world, or alternate dimension. Offer void where prohibited. No platypuses were harmed in the making of this offer. Management not responsible for any lost, stolen, misplaced, or missing product. Do not bend, fold, spindle, mutilate or smoke. All other offers voided if this offer is void. Previous void is voided if voided voiding is voided.
| Wednesday, February 17, 2016 - 04:14 am |
As an antidisestablishmentarianist member of this corrupt council...If your Empire needs the aid, I will support the proposal...
| Wednesday, February 17, 2016 - 11:56 am |
I prefer the term, "free market capitalist".
| Wednesday, February 17, 2016 - 04:01 pm |
Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto.
| Wednesday, February 17, 2016 - 05:51 pm |
My purchases have been processed, looking forward to delivery of my free gifts...
| Friday, February 19, 2016 - 12:34 pm |
The security council is not currently voting on any proposals.
You must submit the proper paperwork, in triplicate, before the deadline. Proper procedure requires the paperwork and all supporting documentation be lost, stolen, sold, recovered, shredded, taped together, lost again, buried, dug up, enshrined, explained, and proposed before voting. Request disapproved. Resubmit within 30 days for final disapproval.
| Saturday, February 20, 2016 - 07:43 am |
Bloody Shyster!!! Keep the gosh-forsaken toaster, don't like bloody toast anyway! BUT, I am coming for that Ginsu Knife set, and I'm bring an expert in legalese to back me up. You will immediately submit an SC proposal for my desperately needed aid, and fork over my shiny new knives. Or, give me a full refund and a public apology! Otherwise, it'll be rusty knitting needles at dawn for you and I!!! One way or another, I will have satisfaction!
| Tuesday, February 23, 2016 - 05:51 am |
I have been rejecting those proposals lately because I hate the idea of free money, but then I read this forum post.
| Thursday, February 25, 2016 - 11:42 pm |
I tried to submit your empire for a $2T consideration but you have to be kicked off the council first.
I'll be happy to submit you for consideration, but I think I lose my seat on the council before you do.
Too bad we can't vote ourselves permanent seats or an infinite number of $2T proposals.
But alas, there is a limit to the corrup..., er, capitalism one can practice.