Legal Attacks on the AF (Golden Rainbow)

The United Confedertion is coming up the hill boys
The United Confedertion is coming up the hill
They all laugh at us
They all scoff at us
They all say our days are numbered
Ohh to be a part of the United Confedertion
Victorious are we.
The United Confedertion is coming up the hill boys
The United Confedertion is coming up the hill
Victorious and glorious
One Allied Forces federation between all of us
Glory be to God
There isn't any more for us
Because one of us would conquer the whole crying lot.

you have been owned

by who?

Come on all of you big strong men
Allied Forces needs your help again
They got themselfs in a terrible jam
Way up yonder on the Golden Rainbow.
Because the United Confederation is conquering them fast.
So put down your books and pick up a gun we're
Gonna have a whole lotta fun


And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for
We are fighing for that number one spot, next stop is Golden Rainbow
And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates
ain't no time to wonder why, whoopee we're all gonna die

Come on generals, let's move fast
your big chance has come at last
now you can go out and get those Allied Forces
because the only good AF is the one that's beaten and
you know that peace can only be won when we've
blown them all to the stone age


Come on mothers throughout the land
pack your boys off to Golden Rain

That's pretty good.

Born in LU...

I was, Born in LU...

I was, Born in LU...

Went home to see the pinktator man. He said, Boy dont you understand now. they have our secrets, now they're all gone...

Born in LU...

I was Born in LU...

UC sucks dicks,
They are such Prics
LDI is on GR
We see so far
I nuked cross again

I make things go boom.
Maybe they go boom on you.
War time Haiku. w1n.

No worries there lil butter knife, er I mean Saber. You'll get to faceoff with this here prick soon enough. You seem to be a real tough guy taking over c3s and such. We'll see just how tough you really are when the DirtHammer is stomping a mudhole where your ass used to be.

Salutations,
General Dirt

I can write poems too!

Ahem.....

Saber Sucks At Life
Written by
Austia

Saber is a puny man.
His only girlfriend was his hand.
He smells like poo and old Mt. Dew

not exactly a standard poem....but the important thing is that message gets through properly.

Yes Austia we all got the message.. You need a diaper change.

Saber had an impersonal poem directed at a larger audience....You made yours a personal attack. Demonstrating the slippery grasp on reality you hold. I would recommend high dosages of Lithium, a frontal lobotomy, and removal of the giant stick from your ass.

wow, austia.
don't quit your day job in order to write.
that has to be the worst most immature thing that has ever been called poetry.

kudos for that, i think.

This is fun. I hope this goes on forever.

LOL. I think it just might.

large general audience...you insult my intelligence wet coat.

" UC sucks dicks,
They are such Prics
LDI is on GR
We see so far
I nuked cross again"

Well that seems pretty personal. He mentions Crossdale. He says that the Uc sucks dicks...how come everyone jumps on me for using touchy language but this pudwacker gets defended.

P.S. Saber if you want the Full unedited version of "Saber Sucks at Life" I will gladely send it to you.

pssh....I also prefer electro shock therapy.

bad saber, bad!

\whacks saber on the nose with a rolled up paper.

Its electroconvulsive therapy (ECT)

And it usually begins with being strapped to a table then being gagged.

Gagged!

the rest of the community likely thinks we all could use a little of that, oral gagging.

My poem was inappropriate for the forum. I apologize. I shall stay away from the forums as well. Its just , he said, she said, and Im just as guilty as any. Lets just kill sim people, and destroy assets.

LOL. I was only kidding saber with my post saber. hehe.

as a fellow person who gets in trouble for my choice of words on the forum...let me say saber....RAH RAH!

also, you make me laugh barney.

"Its electroconvulsive therapy (ECT)

And it usually begins with being strapped to a table then being gagged.

Gagged!

the rest of the community likely thinks we all could use a little of that, oral gagging"


lol

Not an insult...your comment tickled my funny bone

I got ya. Only a game.

see ceasefire thread