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John West
24 Dec 2015 00:36
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Do you reside in the only dark place on the block this Christmas eve?? We give you this chance to light up the place with our NUCLEAR FIRESALE!!
THAT'S RIGHT!! Nukulear Miszyles for sale at competitive rate of 17 gold per 25 mizsyels!!!!!!! That's LESS THAN A COIN per MISSILE!!! Give and Ye SHALL receive!! Visit our showroom stockpile at Space Station Carina today!!!!! Grab your share before it's too late!!
Are you bored with symwurld????? GO OUT WITH A BANG !!!
or are you finding your symwurrld too boring??? throw in a KABLOOOOOOM !! !!! !!! !!! and mix things up!!!
Take this chance NOW to become the menace of you world ! !
Don't listen to those "experienced" people that say "nooks are for noobs"
Nuke em !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then see what they have to say !!
Concerned about competing corporations?? Refit them into a giant ashtray!!!!!
Region too stable that it's BORING you?? DESTABILIZE it with a push of a button !!
International stock markets priced too high than you'd rather buy at???? Knock those share prices down a bit with our excellent intercontinental STOCKSHOCK shattering products!!!
Worried about GLOBAL WARMING?? Reset the climate to GLOBAL [Nuclear]WINTER!!!!!!! With the sun effectively blocked by debris particles in the air, you'll not have to worry about rising seas for potentially HUNDREDS of years!!
Let it snow radiation this holiday season with the gift that keeps giving! NUCLEAR MISZILES!!!
Is the price of food below profitable levels? Send a wave of nutrient enriching seawaters to the fields of your competitors with underwater detonation!!!! Then buy the fields, rinse and repeat elsewhere!!
Bothered about that Tsunami barreling your way?? Or is the price of fish too low coming out of competing areas it's negatively effecting your fishing industry?? Evaporate select seas, and you'll have instant relief!!
Are there just too many useless eaters grazing about??? Give them something RADIOACTIVE to chew on with our RADON++ series products.
Mountainous terrain in the way of your ground vehicles? Remove them instantly with low altitude BOOM GROUND CLEARANCE series NUKEMISSILES!!!!!
Have your simitizens caught on to your scandals? Blind them with FLASH BANG NUCULOUS series MYSZILES
Do you just like to make things go BOOM?????
Afraid that strategic weapons could fall into the wrong hands, like illiterate warmongerers?? Secure them before somebody else does!!
The perfect holiday gift for a significant other, that'd you'd rather knock down a notch or ten to insignificant other.
Every missile HAND BUILT with LOVE by Byzentusi craftsman whipped regularly to provide high quality, affordable products.
Make an order now!! what are you waiting for?? SANTA???!?
This message brought in part to you buy SANDBLASTERZ Glass Flooring and Landscape and Inc.,
"The cleanest surfaces are smooth like glass!"
Come visit us at Space Station Carina today!!
DISCLAMER:
West Enterprises in no way condones improper application of products provided under any circumstances. Liability is transfered along with product to buyers.
THAT'S RIGHT!! Nukulear Miszyles for sale at competitive rate of 17 gold per 25 mizsyels!!!!!!! That's LESS THAN A COIN per MISSILE!!! Give and Ye SHALL receive!! Visit our showroom stockpile at Space Station Carina today!!!!! Grab your share before it's too late!!
Are you bored with symwurld????? GO OUT WITH A BANG !!!
or are you finding your symwurrld too boring??? throw in a KABLOOOOOOM !! !!! !!! !!! and mix things up!!!
Take this chance NOW to become the menace of you world ! !
Don't listen to those "experienced" people that say "nooks are for noobs"
Nuke em !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then see what they have to say !!
Concerned about competing corporations?? Refit them into a giant ashtray!!!!!
Region too stable that it's BORING you?? DESTABILIZE it with a push of a button !!
International stock markets priced too high than you'd rather buy at???? Knock those share prices down a bit with our excellent intercontinental STOCKSHOCK shattering products!!!
Worried about GLOBAL WARMING?? Reset the climate to GLOBAL [Nuclear]WINTER!!!!!!! With the sun effectively blocked by debris particles in the air, you'll not have to worry about rising seas for potentially HUNDREDS of years!!
Let it snow radiation this holiday season with the gift that keeps giving! NUCLEAR MISZILES!!!
Is the price of food below profitable levels? Send a wave of nutrient enriching seawaters to the fields of your competitors with underwater detonation!!!! Then buy the fields, rinse and repeat elsewhere!!
Bothered about that Tsunami barreling your way?? Or is the price of fish too low coming out of competing areas it's negatively effecting your fishing industry?? Evaporate select seas, and you'll have instant relief!!
Are there just too many useless eaters grazing about??? Give them something RADIOACTIVE to chew on with our RADON++ series products.
Mountainous terrain in the way of your ground vehicles? Remove them instantly with low altitude BOOM GROUND CLEARANCE series NUKEMISSILES!!!!!
Have your simitizens caught on to your scandals? Blind them with FLASH BANG NUCULOUS series MYSZILES
Do you just like to make things go BOOM?????
Afraid that strategic weapons could fall into the wrong hands, like illiterate warmongerers?? Secure them before somebody else does!!
The perfect holiday gift for a significant other, that'd you'd rather knock down a notch or ten to insignificant other.
Every missile HAND BUILT with LOVE by Byzentusi craftsman whipped regularly to provide high quality, affordable products.
Make an order now!! what are you waiting for?? SANTA???!?
This message brought in part to you buy SANDBLASTERZ Glass Flooring and Landscape and Inc.,
"The cleanest surfaces are smooth like glass!"
Come visit us at Space Station Carina today!!
DISCLAMER:
West Enterprises in no way condones improper application of products provided under any circumstances. Liability is transfered along with product to buyers.