Nuclear Firesale !!!!!!!!!

Do you reside in the only dark place on the block this Christmas eve?? We give you this chance to light up the place with our NUCLEAR FIRESALE!!

THAT'S RIGHT!! Nukulear Miszyles for sale at competitive rate of 17 gold per 25 mizsyels!!!!!!! That's LESS THAN A COIN per MISSILE!!! Give and Ye SHALL receive!! Visit our showroom stockpile at Space Station Carina today!!!!! Grab your share before it's too late!!

Are you bored with symwurld????? GO OUT WITH A BANG !!!

or are you finding your symwurrld too boring??? throw in a KABLOOOOOOM !! !!! !!! !!! and mix things up!!!

Take this chance NOW to become the menace of you world ! !

Don't listen to those "experienced" people that say "nooks are for noobs"

Nuke em !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then see what they have to say !!

Concerned about competing corporations?? Refit them into a giant ashtray!!!!!

Region too stab

What an eccentric performance!

This is hilarious

Here at West Enterprises we're still in a giving mood post holiday season, and we'd like to help YOU start this new year off with a LOUD BANG you can only hear once [as you may lose all capacity for hearing] !!! (remember your hearing protection folks!!)

For a LIMITED TIME you have this opportunity to acquire NUCULEAR MISZILES at the REDUCED PRICE of 13 COIN per MISZYLE !!! That's an EXCESSIVE SAVINGS of 4 COIN so you can burn it on other **[beeeep]*** you don't need!!

YES !! THAT'S RIGHT !! WE'RE MAD MEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We have recently upgraded our production process to provide excellently high-R quality NUCLEAR MYSZILES !! !!! ! ! !!

Our new production run is already far underway, utilizing new XSTREAMTEK technologies with XPANDED CAPABILITIES !! Meanwhile, to make room for the NEXTGEN series we offer you this LIMITED TIME SPECIAL OPPORTUNITY to build

Hey, can I light up a portion of Little Upsilon this Halloween?

West Enterprises in no way condones improper application of products provided under any circumstances. Liability is transfered along with product to buyers. That said, we value your business!

LOL

The Zenovian Empire has a sale on nuclear arms as well. 10gc for 25 303q strategic hydrogen bombs. Currently 200 bombs on market. Highest quality nuclear arms on the space market. I must add anyone who actually uses one of my weapons in a war for me to examine the aftermath will be given a devastating reward.

"Nuclear defense batteries can intercept the nuclear bombs used by strategic bombers but at least two such batteries and two missiles are needed to intercept the attack and destroy the bomb."

@JohnWest @Zen @Aries

I appreciate the nukes :D I hope you guys are still offering or have exlusive offers for me when I get my paycheck this friday.

These purchases has renewed FIERY passion within me that I didn't knew existed.

I also have a BURNING desire to unleash these nuclear weapons.

When they receive these NUKES, they'll be eating FISSION CHIPS!