LOL @ CraftyCockney
One day, a geordie is visiting London and walking along the banks of the Thames. He gets a bit lost looking for a way to cross the river, when he sees a local across the other side of the river. He shouts over "Dee ya know a way to get to the other side mate?"
The local looks back at him, scratches his head and seems puzzled "What the fuck are you on abaat? You're already on the other side."