Join Peace Keepers United! (Little Upsilon)

It's come to my attention that some of you LUsers aren't reading the Federation board, so I'm making this easy for you.

Join Peace Keepers United now and we will consider not destroying you in the future.

PKU - Keeping the peace since July 5, 2010.

You guys are really pissing me off.

lmao

Smiley faces will not be accepted as applications. You must fill out the appropriate documentation and click your mouse at the correct spots on the screen. Typing may or may not be involved at some point.

Anyways, why join PKU? We offer:

1.) No websites that that offer useful tips.
2.) Little, if any, help.
3.) The opportunity to be a real man.
4.) Your exemption from the PKU destruction list.
5.) Access to city maps and a member chat room!!!! w00t!

In order to take advantage of these offers, you need to sign up ASAP. Our wrath begins soon..... (weeks not months).

BC - Puppet to the Great PeaceKeeper

OooooOOOOOoooooh....city maps and an exemption from the PKU destruction list...now this is getting tempting!

Damn straight. And since I STILL haven't received any applications, I'm getting super TOed.

You guys are missing the chance of a freakin' LIFETIME! How many more PKUs do you think their will be? Peanut Krunchy Umbilicals??? That sounds corny and requires unconventional spelling standards. There are literally ZERO other ways to join a fed with the PKU acronym. It's impossible.

B to the PKU C

Hurry up and join PKU, blah blah blah... if you don't... blah blah blah.... Only a few slots left... blah blah blah...

I wanted to join the PKU, but I thought it stood for Phreaking Kangaroo Underwear.