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Investment Offering from Pirate Securities

Topics: Little Upsilon: Investment Offering from Pirate Securities

Madoff

Friday, January 1, 2016 - 03:05 am Click here to edit this post
My CEO, Pirate Securities, is pleased to announce that it has performed the first IPO of a carbon corp on Little Upsilon. It may be the first IPO of a carbon corp anywhere.

The market value is skyrocketing. Investors and investment funds are welcome to buy shares in this historic corp.

Pirate Securities: Little Upsilon's premier hedge fund

Madoff

Wednesday, January 27, 2016 - 04:51 pm Click here to edit this post
The bad news:
The price of carbon has collapsed and carbon corps are extremely unprofitable. The market price of carbon is now about half of the base price.

The good news:
You might as well horde carbon at this rock bottom price. Then when the price increases eventually, your country or CEO can make a profit by selling carbon to your corps.

My CEO already has a stockpile of 102 million units of carbon.

Madoff: The Carbon King

Christian

Thursday, January 28, 2016 - 01:40 am Click here to edit this post
If I buy carbon from you, can I use it in trains that uses train tracks in my country? Just for curiosity. XD

Christian

Thursday, January 28, 2016 - 01:40 am Click here to edit this post
If I buy carbon from you, can I use it in trains that uses train tracks in my country? Just for curiosity. XD

Madoff

Thursday, January 28, 2016 - 12:47 pm Click here to edit this post
Unfortunately, train tracks still don't use carbon and there are no trains, yet.

But most people prefer travel via cars instead of trains, and you will need carbon to produce cars. The batteries, chemicals, electric power, and steel used to produce cars also require carbon.

As Walter White (also known as Heisenberg) used to say: we're all carbon.

Christian

Friday, January 29, 2016 - 03:58 am Click here to edit this post
Well said. :)


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