57,000 conventional missiles for sale

Average quality is 324. The total cost is about 27 trillion after adjusting for quality.

As you know, conventional missiles are the most powerful weapons because they can hit any target, unlike strategic weapons. In these dangerous times, it's better that you have this arsenal and not need it, than to need it and not have it. Please place your order with my enterprise, Pirate Securities.


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Ha ha ha ha, wooooot

I give you 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000009GC per missile and still is expensive...LOL XD

Do you still have some to sell?

Yes, I sent offers to your main and slaves weeks ago. You haven't accepted the offers to your slaves. Check their trade page: "Trade overview">"sell directly to countries and enterprises"

Oh yeah I forget to check them since the messages all come to the same country. I will check them!

Do you still have any? I would like to purchase some

Thanks for your interest. These missiles have already been sold to the warlords.

Tsk tsk Madoff, you like selling people things that aren't used for good intentions huh.

I'm just a poor CEO trying to earn a living.

Uh-huh. Earning trillions a year from your corps. Did you get a small loan of a 100 billion dollars from your dad Bernie Madoff?

Madoff, if they are of high quality I wouldn't mind contracts.

Out of boredom, I sold all of my products and corps, except a carbon corp that nobody wants to buy.

I'll buy it just because. I don't even use my enterprise on Lu.