WAR IMMINENT WARNING!!!

I'm completely insane and I want to get into a nuclear war using my high quality hardwood slingshot divisions. Some brave War Lords want to get in?

But...Because I drank some whiskey drinks before writting this post, legally Im not imputable of mi acts.

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This was a advertisement of the Moldavia Business Bureau.

I see your high quality hardwood slingshots and raise you some of my environmentally friendly high tech pointy sticks.

Request sent.

You see? Weapons can be environmentally friendly. :P

Thank you very much!

I want nuclear weapons please I will give anything u want

um.....yea that didn't sound a bit desperate now did it.... lol

@Nandit

Just git gud!