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Serpent (White Giant)

Saturday, July 31, 2010 - 12:08 am Click here to edit this post
I saw this and was assure this was a true story.......

A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.


'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'


'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.'


'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.


Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''


Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history..'

IndustMech (Golden Rainbow)

Tuesday, August 3, 2010 - 09:08 am Click here to edit this post
My friend and I were talking to the production manager where we work. My friend asked him to find 5 and 7/16 inches on a tape measure.

His response, "I don't need to know that, do I?"

He has B.S degrees in manufacturing and business.

Crafty

Tuesday, August 3, 2010 - 09:07 pm Click here to edit this post
LOL, inches in manufacturing...
You Americans crack me up :P


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