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Saturday, August 30, 2008 - 04:19 pm  Hey - i'm from Telford in Shropshire.....
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| Sunday, August 31, 2008 - 01:15 pm I live in Oregon....oops sorry wrong post :-p
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| Sunday, August 31, 2008 - 02:15 pm I live in the imperial and most grand city of London :D Southerners Rule :P
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| Sunday, August 31, 2008 - 05:07 pm I'm a Midlander (LCFC) God Save Our Queen. Southerners used to rule, until the Scott's came down to ruin the party. Who think's we need an English National Party? Peace&Hardcore.............Nix001 MNA
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| Sunday, August 31, 2008 - 08:35 pm erm we have one called the British national party >.< And i dont agree with its methods
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| Sunday, August 31, 2008 - 11:57 pm /me agrees with pluto
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| Monday, September 1, 2008 - 05:03 am Erm. British national party. What's that go to do with an English national party?
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| Monday, September 1, 2008 - 04:02 pm Why would England need a national party?
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| Monday, September 1, 2008 - 05:37 pm For the same reason's there's a Scottish National party, and I'm sure there's a Welsh National party. If there's gonna be a break up of the Union, surley the English need a party that is commited to England. Why should there be a SNP, WNP and a BNP but no ENP?
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| Monday, September 1, 2008 - 06:18 pm I think the closest we have to an ENP is the English Democrats Party. They certainly seem far less right-wing than the detestable BNP, but still oppose multiculturalism and immigration. I'm currently based near Liverpool after a few years spent in London. Planning to move again within the next 6-12 months though - not that much of a fan of Liverpewel!
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| Monday, September 1, 2008 - 08:54 pm I doubt the Union would break up. The only nation that could afford to leave the Union is England. Scotland would just bankrupt itself again, Wales is a principality, so technically part of England anyway. and the Northern Irish majority love the UK too much.
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| Tuesday, September 2, 2008 - 12:17 am I thought there was a movement to re-unify Ireland, in Northern Ireland....
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| Tuesday, September 2, 2008 - 03:10 am There is - but its not popular. Just like theres a british communist party, but that never gets anywhere either.
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| Tuesday, September 2, 2008 - 04:34 pm Any Northern Irish attempts to re-unify Ireland would be as follows: Unionists trying to bring RoI back into the Union Republicans trying to bring Ulster into the Barley Empire. I doubt either one will work.
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| Tuesday, September 2, 2008 - 04:39 pm 20 years ago who would have thought a movement by the Scott's to take over Westminister would have worked. But yet when Labour took control, atleast 8 of the top ministers were Scottish, including the leader Tony Blair.
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| Tuesday, September 2, 2008 - 08:58 pm Erm.. you miss my point Nixx LMAO The SNP , plaid Cymru and shien fein are all Nationialist Partys.. Thet want indepdance from the Main country in the union .. *England* ... An English party is not need becuase well ... how can you have independance from Yourselfs ? SO .. The Np's main values are for independance .. btw they use the term 'british national party ' becuase we are in a britsh union , the BNP do not seek Indepdance but a right wing , national view , i.e Taxing foreign nationals , and immigrants and putting British citizens first I cna understand why you are getting confusede though 
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| Tuesday, September 2, 2008 - 10:24 pm With devolution, do you think there should be a British parliament, for British issues and a English parliament, for English national issues?
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| Tuesday, September 2, 2008 - 11:02 pm With devloution. britan would no longer excist :S So it would be an English parly :P
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| Wednesday, September 3, 2008 - 12:10 am There has already been devolution. Yet there is still a Britain.
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| Wednesday, September 3, 2008 - 09:12 pm You mean 1922 , the independance of EIRE ? aka .. The republic of ireland ?
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| Wednesday, September 3, 2008 - 09:21 pm No, 1922 gave independence to Eire/Ireland. Devolution gave Scotland its own Parliament in 1999 and Wales its own Assembly in the same year. They are still integral parts of the United Kingdom unlike the Republic of Ireland.
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| Wednesday, September 3, 2008 - 10:54 pm hmm I thought you were talking the devoultion of the Union . Well , i still think that there i no real need for a ENP .. The west lothian question remains though .. WHy do we have no say in the scottish parly , when Scottish mp's and government CAN have a say in the English parlyment . Tbh .. The BNP , is a the nationalist party of britan , but is only as far as i know active in the english pot .. hence no need for the ENp..
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| Thursday, September 4, 2008 - 12:48 am Did you know that up until the new labour(scottish labour) party took contol there used to be a man that nearly every day, for many years, sat outside westminister with banners asking for an ENP, but as soon as New Labour took control they put a restraining order on him, to stop him from doing it?
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| Thursday, September 4, 2008 - 08:09 am Heh, your New Labour Party was able to put a restraining order on a man picketing outside your national building? If that were to happen in this country, there would be a major storm of a protest going on...Well, maybe not protests these days, more like we would be hearing people screaming at each other on Fox News for the next 873 years, which NOONE wants lol!
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| Friday, September 5, 2008 - 05:40 pm We've spent so much time fixing the problems that were created by our empire, we've had no time to keep an eye on those who have been holding a grudge since the empire. The scott's tried with axes and sword's, which go them no where. So like all strong adversaries, they changed their tactic from one of violence, to one of peace. Which has proven to have won them what may be one of the greatest victories in the history of our differences. Luckly for us, brown(the henchman) has been caught up in the whirl wind of power and has'nt yet taken the final blow. But no doubt there will be thing's in the pipeline that will mash us up when he's gone. England's dead Long live England.
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| Saturday, September 6, 2008 - 10:45 am England isnt dead , just realy fucked up atm ... Crime is high but covered up with slicing Statistics , Hidden taxs roam .. War is draining us .. and we are rightly sick of it .. Btw Scotland Would never be able to stand on its own two feet .. 1) Were would they get there army ? becuase i know sure as hell the british army wont hand over any Defence eqipment .. 2) Britian (england) owns right to the North sea Oil and gas , and il be dammed if we let them even have revune from it ..
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| Sunday, September 7, 2008 - 01:41 am agreed pluto - even if scotland did gain full independence, it would still be us suckers financing them with our tax... Wales would go bankrupt in a week, as would northern ireland. The only place in the uk which could stand on its own 2 feet would be cornwall. There is a small party there after independence - it will never happen, but it would work...
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| Sunday, September 7, 2008 - 02:00 pm >.< .. yeah the oooo army as they say (cornwall liberation party)
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| Sunday, September 7, 2008 - 03:42 pm United we stood. Divided we'll fall. Oh well. At least England has it's language. While the breakaway's will struggle to get world recognition and investment. The whole world will never be able to forget Old Blighty. Even the French have recognised that to get far in the world they need to speak the Queen's English. So, with all this talk of liberation. Who think's England is gonna need an National Party?
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| Sunday, September 7, 2008 - 04:50 pm lmao .. Nix .. until Scotland , N.ireland and Wales are on the verge of Total indepdance and Sovrienty , NO! lol.. And since i Doubt it will happen ,... maybe in 20 years ;)
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| Sunday, September 7, 2008 - 10:35 pm You were never a boy scout I take it?
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| Sunday, September 7, 2008 - 10:36 pm Be prepared.
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| Sunday, September 7, 2008 - 10:40 pm You don't think they will want true independance until they have bled England dry do you? Why would they? They are like children who don't respect their parent's. Infact , what they would probably like is the set up that they nearly have and then wait for us to throw them out.
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| Sunday, September 7, 2008 - 11:07 pm And why shouldn't they bleed England dry? They were pretty much forced to form the UK of GB. They had almost no choice but to do so, and mostly against their will. The English deserved to be "bled dry." Of course, take this post as you will. I am American, and could care less about what happens to that country. I don't particularly hate the UK as such, its just that we got our own problems here than to worry bout what happens to "Old Blighty."
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| Sunday, September 7, 2008 - 11:09 pm Bah! Sorry I posted that. I have no business posting anything here. I apologize. Just ignore me! lol
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| Monday, September 8, 2008 - 09:41 am We took Wales and Ireland by force, but Scotland was forced into the Union by its own actions. It bankrupted itself trying to found colonies in the Americas which all failed. Scotland was left with no alternative but Union with England to sort out its debts.
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| Monday, September 8, 2008 - 09:47 am And the English fools took us in! Oh well, at least we come in handy when a war is on or there are sheep needing a good buggering.
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| Monday, September 8, 2008 - 02:09 pm LOOL .. bob is right , il give him that the british army does take alot of recruits from them old highlanders :P i was laughing to my self whilst watching braveheart , The american tip of things is just stupid . is it me or does mel gibson hate us English ? :P I mean c'mon , braveheart , The patriot
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| Tuesday, September 9, 2008 - 10:22 pm Did anyone watch the program on channel five tonight Titled: Who killed Christ? They said at the begining of the program that the only evidence they have about anything was a stone with Pilot's name on it. So how can they make statement's about what happened? Was this a PR stunt to unite the Christian's and the Jew's or what?
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| Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 07:25 pm is it me , or are you talking about random topis ?! >.< I dont understand how , jews and Chritians uniting has anything to do with the United kingdoms LOOL
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| Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 08:27 pm As it's united kingdom TV channel it would be pointless asking anyone else. What would you like to talk about?
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| Wednesday, September 10, 2008 - 08:53 pm ANything but bloody TV tbh , poltics ,economys , Current affiars
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| Thursday, September 11, 2008 - 05:37 pm Before you read this, please remember not to take it seriously. It's supposed to be a bit of self-mocking fun. Nobody really believes it's true (And if you do, you need serious help :P) Britain: The Greatest Country in The World! Yeah, yeah. I know just about everybody says this about their country. But you know what? They're all wrong! Britain is, without a doubt, the best country in the world. Ever! Bar none! Why, you may ask? Well, it's obvious when you think about it. Britain invented the modern world. Britain invented technology - the car (thanks Trevithick!), the plane (thanks Cayley!), Television (thanks Baird!). You name it, Britain probably made it. I know, I know. That's just "things." Anybody can make "things." But just look at what Britain did for the world! Spread western civilisation. Invented human rights. We invented freedom, when some rich guys decided they didn't want to answer to some even richer rich guy! (Peasants? What peasants? I don't see no peasants here...) Oh, and we invented the world! Before Britain came along to invent it, large parts of it didn't even exist! Australia, New Zealand, India, Africa: all British! (lol) And Britain itself; wow! 1,000 years, undisputed heavyweight champion of the world! One thousand years unbeaten. Saving the world from the French for centuries. Saved the world from the Germans twice. And desperately trying to save the world from the Americans to this very day! But on the face of things, when you really look at the competition, it's not really all that difficult to be the best. I mean, just look at the alternatives... France: The Hexagon, as they call it. Which says it all, really. I mean, they couldn't be a cool, interesting shape like Britain (A man bareback riding a pig! Yee-haw!). No, they had to go all symmetrical. Typical frog. Still, at least they make great hosts. Just ask the Germans! And they say it's the world capital of romance. Suuuure... Nothing more romantic than snogging a woman with hairy pits, right? Well, whatever floats your boat... Weirdos. Germany: Sure, they tried to stand up to the unquestionable might of Britain (twice, I may add) and lost humiliatingly. But, you've got to give them credit. Two cracks at the world title. Fair play to them. Still, they'll never find a way to take over Europe the way they wanted to. Never will they unite Europe under one flag, wielding their political and economic might to their own whims, imposing their ideas across the continent as if it's what's best for everyone... Aw, crap! Italy: What's the thinnest book in the world? The Italian book of War Heroes. They've not really had much luck in the last millennium and a half. I mean, after the Romans, it's been nothing but a downhill tumble. At least when the Germans tried to take over Europe, they got as far as the west coast, beating some (maybe one) real world powers in the process. What did Italy do? They went after Africa! I mean, I know people like sun, sea and sand... But come on! Lush, green expanses of beautiful countryside to the north, or blistering, desolate wasteland to the south? And still you wonder why their tanks only went backwards? Yeesh... Russia: You just know that when you make a country that big not everybody's going to get along. If it's not a bitter winter of death and starvation, then it's a bitter winter of death and revolution. And boy, do they really revolt! They change their government more times than Prince Harry changes his underpants! But do they do it the civilised, British way and stand in line to cast a vote once every few years? Nope. They draw swords/guns/pitchforks and start killing each other. Here's how the British would conduct a Russian revolution! Dimitri: "Oh, Vladimir, I do believe it's my turn to be in charge!" Vladimir: "By Jove, Dimitri, I do believe you're right! It's been, what, four years? Here's the keys to the Kremlin. Please do try not to mess it up too much." Dimitri: "Righty-o!" Vladimir: "Wait a minute, Dimitri; didn't you forget something?" Dimitri: "Good heavens, how silly of me!" Dimitri: Draws a gun and shoots Vladimir in the chest. Vladimir weakly: "Jolly good game, old chap." And that'd be the end of it. Well, for four years at least. Japan: For a fellow island nation with a proud and rich history, bound by a strong sense of honour, we Brits should hold a certain respect for the Japanese. Trouble is, they've never quite gone about it the right way. I mean, if you're going to try and take over America, you don't use military force. That's just idiotic. You do it subtly, over the course of decades. You introduce them to the fun side of your culture and art, get them to really appreciate it. Sell them your superior-quality goods, such as electronics and cars. Keep pushing more and more until, eventually, they're so hooked on the stuff they can't live without it! Then, and only then, can you claim victory over- Oh... right... Never mind ^_^ Canada: Gotta love the Canadians. Definitely fond of their British heritage. I mean, they've followed us into just about every America: Hmm, where to begin... Well, for some strange reason, America has the impression that they're a democracy (the only democracy too, if you believed what they say), saving the world (America) from the evils of fascist dictatorship (the rest of the world). Oh, and that we're all jealous of that. I mean, come on. We've had democracy here for the best part of a millennium! You have two political parties. Right wing, and even more right wing. How is that democracy? Yeah, I know, I know. You held a little rebellion a few centuries ago and gained something called "independence" from the British crown, whilst Britain was The Rest of The World: Well, it's just not British, is it? You win some, you lose some. Better luck next time! In summary, it's easy to see why Britain's the greatest. I just makes too much sense for it to be wrong. Like fish and chips, or bangers and mash, or oppressing a foreign culture to the point where they give up all their natural resources for next to nothing, at the same time providing you with the free labour to do so. *Rubs a tear from his eye* God bless this (Hope that made you laugh ;))
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| Thursday, September 11, 2008 - 06:23 pm x 10
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| Thursday, September 11, 2008 - 06:24 pm Oustanding Zeta! And not without a grain of truth.
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| Friday, September 12, 2008 - 12:01 am haha .. you have gota bit of Klarina in you havent you :P if she asked , im NOT french!
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| Friday, September 12, 2008 - 09:19 pm It was a collaborative effort, that's why. lol
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| Saturday, September 13, 2008 - 02:20 pm haha , give her my wishs
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| Friday, September 19, 2008 - 11:11 am I've to tell you to go back to France.
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| Friday, September 19, 2008 - 05:55 pm lmao.. tell her to tend her crops
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| Sunday, October 26, 2008 - 05:16 pm i enjoyed the writing, zeta very amusing
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| Monday, October 27, 2008 - 02:13 am Whats the betting that when an English bank needs help there will be no coppers left in the tinnie? Englands dead. Long live Scotland. ???????????????????????????????????
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| Monday, October 27, 2008 - 10:19 am Ugh not this again Do you realy think scotland would of surivived in the Global economic crisis ? /me thinks ... /me thinks again ofc Not
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| Monday, October 27, 2008 - 02:25 pm This is why Brown has lost a couple of his Scotish MP's. He is here to finish the job, but because of the financial crisis, he can't, for he know's that if England sinks then scotland will also go down. So he is doing his up most to keep England afloat, but if we end up sinking anyway, he has made sure that the scotish banks will keep going. Do you think Engand is going to survive this Global economic crisis? /me thinks ... /me thinks again What do you think?
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| Monday, October 27, 2008 - 02:27 pm Nope. England will be completely obliterated by Godzilla and pot consumption, along with the rest of Europe.
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| Monday, October 27, 2008 - 02:41 pm I've heard that story before. If I remember rightly, GODzilla will come from the East.
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| Monday, October 27, 2008 - 02:59 pm Scotland would fall without England .. Scottish banks .. if you refering to the RBS .. the take over of halifax or HBOS was needed to stop it bankrupting in the "good times" I can only imagine that Godzilla will be sent from holland with hundreds of units of Pot :P
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| Monday, October 27, 2008 - 03:01 pm Yes, Godzilla comes from the East and while he passes through Amsterdam, he steals a jar of cookies and muffins.
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| Monday, October 27, 2008 - 08:56 pm Scotland is nothing without England. England is nothing without Godzilla. Godzilla is nothing without Jean Reno. I think we all see where this is going.
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| Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 04:23 pm This is why we have the Scottish National party incontrol of England. By the time they are finished there will be nothing left of England. Scotland will have all the investment and power to go it alone. But who am I to make an observation about the possibilty of the future not being what most of you think it will be? Come on, do you think the powers of the Scottish National party would let us know their plan's? It's taken them 200 years to get to where they are.
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| Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 11:16 pm 200 years of English funding. Bottom line is that if Scotland cut the ties with England it'd have to drastically cut it's public funding. In real terms, Scotland's economy is smaller than that of Yorkshire. If Scotland goes independant then it'll just end up as bankrupt as it did just before joining the union. The only country in the Union capable of standing alone is England. It accounts for 80% of the economy, whereas Scotland accounts for only 8% Scotland recieves £5,676 per head to spend on services, whereas England recieves only £4,523. (http://www.ippr.org/ipprnorth/pressreleases/?id=3204) I vote for Scottish independance. The English don't get a say in their parliament, so they shouldn't get a say in ours. The Scottish economy doesn't support the English economy, so ours shouldn't support them. England for England. Either a United Kingdom, or four seperate countries. If Scotland leaves the Union, they'd soon realise just how easy they have it. I think you lot forget why you joined the Union in the first place.
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| Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 11:32 pm Hear, hear. All or nothing.
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| Thursday, November 13, 2008 - 01:04 pm Now we have a Welsh MP saying that to be called British is an insult to the Welsh. I wonder how many Welsh, Scottish, Irish and English feel the same way about being called British?
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| Sunday, November 16, 2008 - 02:24 am Being called Welsh is the insuly, actually. Welsh is a word which translates into English quite literally as "Foreigner." I've never really viewed myself as English. I'm British. The United Kingdom's three nations and once principality are one and the same country. That being said, I think that if they take exception to being British, perhaps they should leave the Union and see how well they fare on their own a bit. Then they may realise just how much the home nations need eachother.
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| Sunday, November 16, 2008 - 03:08 am I thought my dictionary was letting me down then  But you mean insult don't you In my Collins English Dictionary one of the descriptions of the word Welsh is: to fail to pay a debt or fulfil an obligation. To any of my fellow British peps from Wales who are reading this I ask, what would you like an Englishman/woman to call you? For the last thing I want to do is insult anyone.
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| Sunday, November 16, 2008 - 12:49 pm Klarinas french !
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| Sunday, November 16, 2008 - 05:33 pm Now now Pluto, there's no need to get nasty.
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| Monday, November 24, 2008 - 06:11 pm Oh dear, a list of BNP members has become public!!! And guess what, one of them is a policeman!!! shock, shock, horror, horror. (No policeman is allowed to be a member of any political party, but I doubt it would have made the sensationalist BIASED headlines if one was found to be a labour or conservative member). Dont espouse your un-informed daily mail/Guardian fed ideas of what the BNP stands for in public. Try living in the east end of London, as an englishman of several generations, (see Dagenham), find out about govt policy regarding ethnic 'opportunities' and then vote for "selling England by the pound". (Quote by Genesis, sometime in the 70,s). Love you all.
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| Monday, November 24, 2008 - 10:16 pm Im also an "Eastender" .. work in barking in the weekends I live in Chingford not far of the M25 .. I am not a BNP symptahizer as you may be.. But i do believe that the leaking and publication of the List is clear Human rights violation , i also dislike the hypocrayc of the law stating no teacher or policeman can be fired due to memberhsip of a political party .
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| Tuesday, November 25, 2008 - 06:09 pm Ha, Pluto me old china Probably seen you in The Spotted Dog, or The Barking Dog!!! If you take the popular misconception that the BNP is a facist, racist organisation, then no I am not a sympathiser. If you mean that I disagree that govt agencies MUST employ a certain percentage of minorities, regardless of their being the most suitable for the position, or quotas must be met in allocation of welfare resources to said minorities, or a whole host of other politically correct insanities forced down my throat just so our fearless leaders appease the left wing/liberal guardianistas that have taken over England, then yes I am a sympathiser. I welcome anyone of any colour, creed, religion or sexual bias, yes even one legged gay lesbian black polish gypsies who breed hampsters, but under the agreement that they don't take the piss out of my heritage. And I'll add one more aside, outside of my family loyalties, this is the only issue for which I would 'take up arms', and I don't think I'm alone.
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| Tuesday, November 25, 2008 - 08:42 pm Spotted Dog - Across the park from where i work ? near the CHurch ? Well .. Theres a CLear divide matey ... BNP is not an offcial Racist or facists party (Far right indicates Facisim or National Sociaism) However .. the BNP DOES have SOME Good points on Curbing crime .. I believe the only reason labour puts this law on the BNP is becuase technicaly there idelocicaly Opposed with labour being a leftist and BNp a rightest State .. I would very much like to see Labour pput the same band on the "Left list" or socialist Partys ..
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| Tuesday, November 25, 2008 - 09:09 pm Ahhh, they're all as bad as each other Pluto!!! And never talk politics or religion in a pub
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| Tuesday, November 25, 2008 - 09:22 pm I'm sorry, but I find The Crafty Cockneys post quite offensive. A one legged gay lesbian black polish gypsie who breeds hampsters probably has enough issues without you bringing them up in conversation.
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| Tuesday, November 25, 2008 - 10:12 pm Thats a Golden rule i always follow .. Im beginin to think you live ina pub LMAO
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| Tuesday, November 25, 2008 - 10:35 pm I was in a pub once when this dog with two assholes walked in. Seriously - have you ever seen a dog with two assholes before??? David Blunket and Gordon brown.
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| Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 09:54 pm Was in the pub the other week when a piece of red tarmac walked in. "watch out!" said my mate, "that blokes a cycle-path!"
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| Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 10:13 pm I was in the pub the other week when a packet of fags walk in. My mate said, "Whatch him, he's menthol".
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| Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 10:32 pm A plate of bacon and eggs walked into my pub the other day. Landlord said "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast".
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| Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 12:00 am A hat walked into a pub, the landloard said, "I'm not serving you mate - you're off your head".
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| Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 01:49 am Penguin walks into a pub and asks the landlord " have you seen my brother" ? Landlord says "How the hell would I know, I don't know what your brother looks like"!
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| Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 01:56 am A ghost walks into a pub, barman says, "Sorry - we don't serve spirits"
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| Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 09:11 am The Pope, 2 Puerto Ricans, and a hooker walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and asks "What? Is this some kind of joke?"
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| Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 11:41 am I walked into a bar, didn't see it...
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| Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 02:17 pm Bloke walks into a pub with a steering wheel down his trousers. "That looks uncomfortable mate" says the barkeep, replies the bloke:- "Its driving me nuts".
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| Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 04:45 pm An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Welshman Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Welshman are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish" says the genie. The Welshman says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Wales." With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in Wales was forever made fertile for farming. The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that no one can come into our precious country. Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye,'POOF' - there was a huge wall around France. The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall. The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out." The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water." ---- French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney (AP), Paris, March 5, 2003 The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists.
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| Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 05:11 pm LMAO @ Klarina
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| Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 08:52 pm After several old episodes of Walker Texas Ranger were aired on French television, The French government decided to surrender to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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| Friday, November 28, 2008 - 07:16 pm leave the cheese eating surrender monkeys alone you lot. At least they have the balls to stand up for what they want, see farmers and truck drivers.
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| Friday, November 28, 2008 - 09:13 pm Grabing and Sythening EU funds for there farms ? Sounds like Corruption rather than bravery >.<
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| Saturday, November 29, 2008 - 12:48 am You've been in The Spotted Dog again haven't you Pluto? Hang on...Pluto...Dog...golden retriever er rainbow...nows its all coming clear.
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| Saturday, November 29, 2008 - 02:20 pm Lmao .im in fact in barking now as i post this lmao keep the Suggestions to yourself ? ;)
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| Monday, January 12, 2009 - 10:48 pm I have lived in Liverpool, Manchester, Essex and home is now in Leeds. Shakespeare walks into a pub and the landlord says "You're barred."
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| Tuesday, January 13, 2009 - 11:46 am lmao .. Welcome kitless to SC .. someones got the fed alive again ?
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| Tuesday, January 13, 2009 - 12:06 pm Thanks Pluto. Well, someone had to keep it going 
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| Tuesday, January 13, 2009 - 05:00 pm Im a londener ... were about in essex ? coz i live like two roads from offical sussex
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| Tuesday, January 13, 2009 - 06:35 pm Brentwood, but it's been over 15 years since I left.
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| Tuesday, January 13, 2009 - 06:36 pm Where are you now man without a kite?
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| Tuesday, January 13, 2009 - 07:04 pm I'm on the outskirts of North Leeds.
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| Wednesday, January 14, 2009 - 12:18 am Klarina, absolutely hilarious!
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| Wednesday, January 14, 2009 - 05:44 pm Btw david , no i work in the shipping part of dagenham , the ford factory is idle and will probably make way for the extra 60 million people we are gana be getting
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| Thursday, January 22, 2009 - 01:25 am I was just wondering what my black english brothers and sisters thought about this 'Operation Black Vote' thats going on in Britain?
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| Thursday, January 22, 2009 - 01:54 am Scouser walks into a job centre & tells the assistant "I'm hard working, honest & desperate for a job", the assistant replies "thats fortunate, we have just got one in. We need a chauffeur for a millionaire, looking after his two nympho daughters whilst on oversea's trips, it comes with a salary of 200k a year". The scouser says "you're bullshiting me..." the assistant replies, "you F@~^ing started it!" BLUE ARMY
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| Thursday, January 22, 2009 - 07:20 pm Lmao
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| Saturday, January 31, 2009 - 02:26 am Well Kiteless is about to overtake my score on WG :P Speaking as a Whig Imperialist I have to say I agree with Zeta's post on world affairs. As I like to say to when visiting with Johnny Foreigner "Nice country you have here...we'll take it" As for Pluto I would like to say you are most definitely a planet. None of this "Minor Planet" nonsense thought up by pointy headed idiots who can't count past eight!
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| Sunday, February 1, 2009 - 06:46 pm WOOOOO ... someone agreeeees !
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| Monday, February 2, 2009 - 09:40 pm Pluto is most definitely not a planet, being it's orbit takes this frigid little world well and truly into the Kuiper Belt.
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| Monday, February 2, 2009 - 10:52 pm So? your point being that it is a spherical body (due to its own gravity) that orbits a stellar body (the star called Sol in this case)...ergo a planet. Are some of the Kuiper Belt objects therefore planets? The answer to that would be yes. The most satisfactory theory as to the formation of the Solar System so far predicted the existence f hundreds of planetary objects and lo we discover there are in fact potentially hundreds of planetary objects in the solar system. Ceres et al should all be acknowledged as planets and pointy heads should demonstrate the ability to count past ten or give up all pretension to the practice of astronomy which inevitably is going to deal with some very big numbers indeed.
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| Tuesday, February 3, 2009 - 10:18 pm The definitions of a planet: # It needs to be in orbit around the Sun Check. Pluto does orbit the sun. # It needs to have enough gravity to pull itself into a spherical shape. Yep, this works too. # It needs to have "cleared the neighborhood" of its orbit. Oh dear. Has Pluto done this? Nope, not by a long shot. Neither have Ceres or Eris, for that matter. What does "cleared its neighborhood" actually mean? As planets form, they must become the dominant gravitational body in their orbit in the Solar System. As they interact with other, smaller objects, they will either "consume" them, or sling them away. Pluto is only 0.07 times the mass of the other objects in its orbit. The Earth, in comparison, has 1.7 million times the mass of the other objects in its orbit. Any object that doesn't meet this 3rd criteria is considered a dwarf planet. And so, Pluto is a dwarf planet.
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| Sunday, November 8, 2009 - 03:57 am And the next thing the Scottish Labour party will do now that it has done as much as it can do to complete what it set out to do before it got thrown out of England will be to make it as unappealing to become an English MP as possible. Thank God for the credit crunch. That's all I can say. Saved by a bigger problem.
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| Wednesday, August 4, 2010 - 05:09 am Just Figured I would say I am a hillbilly from Southern Missiouri,yeahawww.
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| | Thursday, July 12, 2012 - 10:26 pm Authentication ErrorYou can only post messages if you are logged on as player of simcountry.You must also have a country in one of the worlds. New members can join the forum about 48 hours after registration.
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| Sunday, August 19, 2012 - 03:15 pm Well well well. One of the conditions of Scotland gaining devolution was the agreement and statement that it would be not in the interest of Scotland to become independent. Guess what I watched the other month? LOL the BBC parliamentary program. And guess what i witnessed? LOL the Scottish parliament voting on whether it IS in the interest of Scotland to become independent. The I's got it and the Statement was changed. Did I see one mention of it in the main stream news? Nope. Hey whats the betting Scotland will get Independence and leave England with the debt of the UK?
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| Wednesday, March 27, 2013 - 12:14 am "Saturday, August 30, 2008 - 04:19 pm Hey - i'm from Telford in Shropshire....." Well, looks like I started this thread on my old account! 5 years later and I'm now living in Wolverhampton
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| Wednesday, March 27, 2013 - 09:57 pm Still a bleeding northerner then :p
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| Wednesday, March 27, 2013 - 11:08 pm You still a limp wristed, shandy drinking southener then Cockney?!?!?! ;)
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| Thursday, March 28, 2013 - 12:21 pm lol :P
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| Thursday, March 28, 2013 - 08:10 pm Yep, with twice the income and twice the life expectancy. 8D
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