Blonde Swedish girls (Fearless Blue)

Are any of you out there?

I'm very interested in the reply.

I would also settle for blond nordic lads.

This thread got my attention in a hurry.

You forgot to add Nymphomanic, Proprietor's of Liquor Stores, and Having Similarly Afflicted GirlFriends Who Enjoy Spankings.

Just a thought.

We also forgot to add the tag Twins.

We come across rather desperate. :P
That's not what I call the most captivating of techniques.

You think someone will reply to this thread?
Maybe if we were less picky...

But it would very sad, if we didn't had not even one nordic player.

I lost my pants.....Hope the proprietor of this fine establishment does not mind....

Now where are the Swedish Girls?

Pull up a chair, sam, but I suspect any swedish blondes that laguna manages to scare up will have odd tans and strangely hispanic accents.

Laguna walks into the bar trailed by a pair of "blondes" wearing miniskirts, tank tops, and 4 inch stiletto heels. Their platinum tresses appear conspicuously unnatural considering their dark eyes and jet black brows.

"You see, Sam?" Laguna states proudly, gesturing to the girls with him.
"And you said no one could find Swedish twins in Tiajuana. And these two were just right outside on the corner waiting for a bus."

The shorter and more rotund of the trollops leans closer and whispers in her compatriot's ear.

"Recuerdas el dinero. Viente dollares por todos."

"Callate, puta!" the other retorts sharply under her breath. "Tenemos negocio aqui. Y el viejo que aparece como campesino duerme. Busque por la cartera."

"They don't look very Swedish to me, John." Sam says suspiciously. "And if they're twins, I'm Mother Theresa."