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Friday, July 11, 2008 - 02:51 am  Are any of you out there?
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| Friday, July 11, 2008 - 03:04 am I'm very interested in the reply. I would also settle for blond nordic lads.
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| Friday, July 11, 2008 - 06:12 am This thread got my attention in a hurry.
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| Friday, July 11, 2008 - 06:28 am You forgot to add Nymphomanic, Proprietor's of Liquor Stores, and Having Similarly Afflicted GirlFriends Who Enjoy Spankings. Just a thought.
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| Friday, July 11, 2008 - 06:51 pm We also forgot to add the tag Twins. We come across rather desperate. :P That's not what I call the most captivating of techniques. You think someone will reply to this thread? Maybe if we were less picky... But it would very sad, if we didn't had not even one nordic player.
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| Sunday, July 13, 2008 - 08:49 pm I lost my pants.....Hope the proprietor of this fine establishment does not mind.... Now where are the Swedish Girls?
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| Sunday, July 13, 2008 - 09:40 pm Pull up a chair, sam, but I suspect any swedish blondes that laguna manages to scare up will have odd tans and strangely hispanic accents.
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| Monday, July 14, 2008 - 02:43 am Laguna walks into the bar trailed by a pair of "blondes" wearing miniskirts, tank tops, and 4 inch stiletto heels. Their platinum tresses appear conspicuously unnatural considering their dark eyes and jet black brows. "You see, Sam?" Laguna states proudly, gesturing to the girls with him. "And you said no one could find Swedish twins in Tiajuana. And these two were just right outside on the corner waiting for a bus." The shorter and more rotund of the trollops leans closer and whispers in her compatriot's ear. "Recuerdas el dinero. Viente dollares por todos." "Callate, puta!" the other retorts sharply under her breath. "Tenemos negocio aqui. Y el viejo que aparece como campesino duerme. Busque por la cartera." "They don't look very Swedish to me, John." Sam says suspiciously. "And if they're twins, I'm Mother Theresa." "No. No. Senor." ,the six inch taller and 20 lbs lighter of the pair quickly interrupts. "We are Sweedish tweens. See?" She smiles broadly while pulling her "sister's " face close to her own, who also grins, highlighting their sole common feature. Several missing teeth. "Ok, Laguna, I guess you were right." Sam concedes grudgingly, placing a 20 dollar bill on the table. "Should we wake up Bob for the party?" Sam asks. "No. Let him sleep." Laguna replies devilishly. "He can pay the tab when he wakes up." Thus concludes this weeks episode of Great SimCountry Blonde Swedish Twin Search. Tune in for next weeks exciting episode when Sam says: "Dammit. Laguna. Now I've got crabs. You're gonna pay for this when we get back to LU!" And FarmerBob says: "Anybody seen my wallet?"
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| Tuesday, July 15, 2008 - 02:14 am Spanish translation please!!! I no speaky spanish!
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 - 02:25 am
Thats all you need to know to translate what Bob wrote..... Usted no habla espanol? Bueno. No sea un culo racista. Usted nunca sabe quien usted esta hablando en al Internet
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| Tuesday, July 15, 2008 - 09:47 am Well, if we're fooling people who don't speak Spanish, you could at least fool people who don't speak Swedish. Here's a random Swedish phrase from my (not so very extensive) collection: Hej hopp i blabarsskogen! (OK, so it doesn't like accented characters. The first 'a' should have a ring over it; the second should have a diaeresis) Ten points to anyone who can tell me what it means.
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| Tuesday, July 15, 2008 - 05:45 pm "Hello, jump on woodland berries" About the best I could do.
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| Tuesday, July 15, 2008 - 08:29 pm Pretty close - "Hey, jump in the blueberry forest" A cheerful expression to be used when a bit surprised. I really ought to learn some slightly more useful phrases. I can't think what sort of context would be required for me to need that.
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| Tuesday, July 15, 2008 - 09:05 pm I was close. Now if you could just teach me to cuss in Swedish........
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| Wednesday, July 16, 2008 - 10:06 am 'Skit' (pronounced "hweet") is Swedish for Sh*t. Skit bra (with a ring on the 'a') is Swedish for "sh*t good" - slang for "very good" (North British, "dead good") On a more useful note, "Talar du engelska?" means "do you speak English?"
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| Thursday, July 31, 2008 - 12:33 pm I manage to fullfill one of the above criterias (to be swedish), but fail on all others. ^^ Anyway, if there are any other swedes or scandinavians in this game let me know.
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| Thursday, July 31, 2008 - 02:55 pm Are you at least blonde?
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| Wednesday, January 5, 2011 - 02:27 pm Im a blond Swede ^^
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| Wednesday, January 5, 2011 - 11:38 pm I dated one several years ago. Was the best summer of my life. I often refer to that summer as the summer of love. (Blonde, blue eyes,....)
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| Friday, January 7, 2011 - 08:30 am I'm a Baltic-Nordic Brown, sorry
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| Monday, December 17, 2012 - 05:24 am HEZZZZ!!!!!! THIS IS WHAT CRAFTY MEANT!!!! LOL!
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| Monday, December 17, 2012 - 03:02 pm Haha, OK Drew I concede this is not exactly what I meant, but you get the idea 
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| Monday, December 17, 2012 - 10:13 pm Hahahahahaha!!! Just read FarmerBob's post and I loved it. (I'm a bit slow at times.)
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| Saturday, December 29, 2012 - 07:13 pm ...........Sometimes, I wonder about you men here.
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| Saturday, December 29, 2012 - 09:37 pm Do you dream about us too Tallisibeth?
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| Thursday, January 3, 2013 - 12:38 am ......No, you just wish that I'd dream of you. No, my dreams are of more loftier things, like world domination and ending world hunger.
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| Thursday, January 3, 2013 - 01:24 am Well I do rule the world, and I can make a few fishes go a long way...
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| Sunday, January 6, 2013 - 12:46 am ......Uh, by "ending world hunger", I meant by initiating Tyranny 101: "To end world hunger, lower the population of the world. The least mouths to feed, the better."
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| Sunday, January 6, 2013 - 04:28 am What if you and your family is part of those that get exterminated?
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| Sunday, January 6, 2013 - 03:21 pm Crafty: Can you do that trick with loaves, also? maybe that's your secret to a hungerless society...
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| Sunday, January 6, 2013 - 10:13 pm @ Serp'. Then be extremely grateful that you and your family had the opportunity to give their lives in such a glorious manner to save the future of the human race. JC did, some 2K years ago, and billions still worship him for it. Mac, loaves, wine, yeah...the whole picnic.
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| Monday, January 7, 2013 - 03:19 am I was referring to the idea of 'Tyranny 101', The idea that control and resource allocation is easier with less population and that many people should be eliminated for that purpose. My point is that maybe those that advocate such a draconian measure would feel differently if it were themselves and their family that was among those that were exterminated.
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| Monday, January 7, 2013 - 10:50 pm yes serp', so was I. But of course, I was only being facetious.
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| Tuesday, January 8, 2013 - 02:12 am OK... see thats the problem with stupid internet, Its hard to see sarcasm or facetiousness.
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| Tuesday, January 8, 2013 - 04:51 pm Lol Jason, you should know me well enough by now to know I am messing half the time. It's hard being an Englishman, Americans just dont get our humour.
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| Wednesday, January 9, 2013 - 01:42 am I think it is freaking hilarious. ;)
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| Wednesday, January 9, 2013 - 05:48 am Can we get back to the original topic? LOL
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| Wednesday, January 9, 2013 - 05:55 am I am especially fond of blonde swedish girls
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| Wednesday, January 9, 2013 - 08:01 pm ............Okay, on that note I might have to agree with you.
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| Thursday, January 10, 2013 - 09:46 pm I dont care what colour their hair is. As my Grandpa once said, "Son, you dont look at the mantlepiece when stoking the fire".
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| Thursday, January 10, 2013 - 10:18 pm AHEM!!! And CC, how many times have you accused me of being 'uncouth'?
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| Sunday, January 13, 2013 - 05:43 pm harhar
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| Monday, January 14, 2013 - 02:24 am I'm still waiting for the swedes.
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| Monday, January 14, 2013 - 10:29 pm Very versatile vegetables, swedes.
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| Friday, January 18, 2013 - 11:42 pm .......Why not a Norwegian lass? Why does it have to be a Swedish girl?
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| Saturday, January 19, 2013 - 08:40 pm C'mon, a fellahs got to have some standards!
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| Wednesday, January 23, 2013 - 12:45 am I remember in the UK when I was a kid, I watched a program called Gladiators at the time with a young sweedish lass called Ulrika Johnnson. A very good looking lass and still looks exactly the same even today.
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| Wednesday, January 23, 2013 - 04:10 am This has to be the oldest active thread ever! (Except those pesky auth. errors)
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| Thursday, January 24, 2013 - 11:34 pm ...That's because everyone has a thing for the swedes............and because I mad a mastake in reawakening a slumbering dragon.
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| Friday, January 25, 2013 - 12:18 am I did say I would settle for nordic lads.
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| Friday, January 25, 2013 - 11:57 am all scandinavians are Vikings, and the lasses are exceptional.
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| Tuesday, January 29, 2013 - 12:38 am German lasses, ja they're the best
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| Thursday, August 15, 2013 - 02:31 am .....Okay, now and then, people, we have to revive some of these threads. If anything, they make for interesting reading material.
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| Saturday, August 17, 2013 - 07:12 am You are... Interesting... Tallis... Do you want something... Perhaps, talk... In the back....
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| Saturday, August 17, 2013 - 07:05 pm ...Nice try. You get an A for the effort.
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| Saturday, August 17, 2013 - 07:48 pm ahaha Wolfker getting shot down made my day, and considering it's 2:48 pm and I woke up at 2:20...... well yea.
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| Saturday, August 17, 2013 - 10:06 pm LMFAO!
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| Sunday, August 18, 2013 - 12:28 am Its just to show my loyalties Lisbeth nothing else xD
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| Sunday, August 18, 2013 - 12:54 am ....hmm, I'll buy that for now.
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| Sunday, August 18, 2013 - 01:13 am "Loyalties"
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| Wednesday, August 21, 2013 - 08:51 pm .......trying to say something, Arthur...?
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| Wednesday, August 21, 2013 - 08:53 pm lol nope, the message was more directed at Aq lol.
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| Sunday, September 22, 2013 - 05:18 am ...I'm bored, so I've decided to revive this thread. Have at it.
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| Sunday, September 22, 2013 - 05:41 am -_- well....... idk what to say sooooooooooo!!!!!! SPAM SPAM SPAM S P A M S P A M ! ! ! !
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| Sunday, September 22, 2013 - 06:16 pm Spam!
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| Sunday, September 22, 2013 - 10:15 pm Hey we've been digesting spam of all vareties since 1937 so i'd say it's here to stay lol
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| Sunday, September 22, 2013 - 10:16 pm * varieties
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| Monday, September 23, 2013 - 05:06 am Obviously for the past 6 years this thread has been kept alive, but everybody just talks about how they like the subject, but the subject has not really been discussed!
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| Monday, September 23, 2013 - 12:07 pm Maybe i'll take my loneliness to Sweden and find me a hot blonde Swedish girl. Then i'll put a picture of her up on here for ya'll to see.
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| Wednesday, September 25, 2013 - 08:53 am ...Or to Norway...or perhaps Finland...
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| Wednesday, September 25, 2013 - 12:33 pm Denmark
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| Wednesday, September 25, 2013 - 11:57 pm Finland, everyone in Finland is blonde
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| Thursday, September 26, 2013 - 08:50 pm ...And they share a border...with the Russians.
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| Tuesday, October 8, 2013 - 11:55 pm Russian lasses also have... a Reputation...
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| Sunday, October 13, 2013 - 05:16 pm lol what a long lasting thread
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| Tuesday, October 29, 2013 - 08:26 pm Of course, everyone has something to say about anyone Scandinavian.
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| Tuesday, December 3, 2013 - 06:14 am Yeah Scandinavian that's it... that's the reason this thread is so long. Of course it has nothing to do with 'Blonde' and 'Girls' in the title! HaHa
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| Tuesday, December 10, 2013 - 03:33 am I have blonde hair and blue eyes, though I am a bloke.
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| Monday, April 28, 2014 - 12:46 pm SCANDINAVIA!!!!
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| Saturday, July 5, 2014 - 05:03 am ?
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| Saturday, July 5, 2014 - 06:53 pm Do red haired Swedish girls with *french accent on* ze big boobies *french accent off* count?
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| Friday, September 19, 2014 - 02:26 pm Great, now you killed it...
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| Saturday, September 20, 2014 - 07:37 am Viking women forever!
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| Friday, October 28, 2016 - 06:33 am and men! Don't forget the Viking men!
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