Join Us or Die!

All evil doers are encouraged to sign up! The fed is Epitaph of Evil, and I am your evil chair! Do it now! And you may live another day! ha ha ha ha

My mission statement is "I have an ax to grind" and "Let's Kill Them All" ha ha ha

Really that is a pipe dream as the game, war and otherwise, is messed up. But hey, we can still have fun!

GMs, hear my plea....... Fix it! Fast! Time is running out! Laguna!!!!!! Make em do it! Or a fresh shipment of Kissi weapons will be launched!!! Shoes of every color, style!

Does join mean you need to field an army?

No Maestro. I'm looking for fun peeps who have a good sense of humor...oh and who may occassionally like to blow people up. lol Just teasing. All are welcome to join. Also, if you have a ceo on fb, i need corps in Erinnye and Aswang. I want to build a fed that is fun with good players. I only possess a few player restrictions, and they know who they are. lol We will suffer together through the game changes, laugh together and support each other. I want to restore fun and comraderie in the game. Since the war game is messed up and I'm not a huge fan of warring myself, that is not really my objective. So if you are interested, please contact me at Erinnye.

All my best,
Jan

God knows I've tried.

Yes you have, Laguna, my epitapher of evil. he he he

Come on, my lil pretties......join our Epitaph of Evil group! We are fun, we are evil. he he he You know you wanna! Just Do It!

Laguna is in charge of the refreshments menu. I'm in charge of music that we plot and kill by. he he he

You won't want to miss out on this fun and exciting sim opportunity.

This is my official call for members. I have issued some invites already. Accept them! Pin poised, voodoo doll in hand! he he he

Pokes Laguna with da pin in da booty! Oops! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I SWEAR!

Sorry Boys n Girls, Epitaph of Evil, was a one day sim opportunity and one of the shortest lived feds on FB :-(. Laguna, you were my best mate! (I won't tell him he was my only mate...he he he)

As I leave Simcountry officially today, to Laguna I bequeath all my shoes, to have, to hold, to cherish for eternity. Also, you remember those curtains i ripped down and took from your basement? I didn't really throw em away. Here you go. You may have em back. And as an added bonus, you can have my black leather whip. Use these gifts wisely. They have served me very well. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT! Gimme that whip back!

Clears throat, I also hearby leave to Wendyloo, my black leather whip and my cast iron skillet. Use these gifts wisely as they have served me well. (Sorry Laguna, da whip was way too dangerous of a weapon for you to have.)

To Bobo, I leave my love and all my cookies.

To BrokenAmbitions, I just have a parting wish - may she/he/it be foreva afflicted for the rest of her/his/its sim life with a raging case of herpes (ha ha ha ha) :-P

Damnit Noooooooooo.... don't leave us......

Noooooooo....

/me Faints

I think I'll crack that whip on Laguna, yes he has wielded the almighty whip far too long. The screams of torture emanating from his basement have haunted me for as long as I can remember. Poor kids.

And the skillet, we both know who deserves the Skillet.

/me Shakes Skillet at BlueSerpent.

Yessssssssssssss, Blueserpent deserves the skillet and my pair of scissors. ha ha ha ha

Hey........ this is only the 4th or 5th time I've quit this year! ha ha ha Sadly, this time, I'm quitting for an indefinite time. But hey, I think I can chat for another year if I can without countries!!! ha ha ha ha

I think I just heard Laguna moan in agony somewhere over my last remark......

/me looks around!

LOOOL!!

It's not that I want to chat, I just have always something to do or somewhere to be.

Oh, and in Epitaph of Evil I hired some chefs to make some lovely Devil's Food Cake 24/7 and we had some really good music.

/me threatens everyone with a giant stock of shoes

I have the power!

you all shall have a war with me

could it be?!

say it ain't so papa